Gay stuff you did as a kid without knowing it was gay

Gay stuff you did as a kid without knowing it was gay

>be me
>10ish
>sleep over with best friend
>he's really rich
>has a huge, awesome pool
>go swimming everyday I'm there
>relaxing on the edge of pool
>the jet turns on
>hits my 11yr weewee
>HeyThatsPrettyGood.png
>over the course of the day I keep going back and letting the water shoot on my penis
>feelsgoodman
>nighttime now, red pool lights on
>friend comes up to me
>"hey user, why are you spending so much time at the jet?"
>"it feels good dude."
>gives me weird look
>tell him to try it
>"woah you're right!"
>we sit there taking turns shoving it in front of the stream of water
>mfw

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Pretty hot, OP.

But that's not gay tho, it would have been gay if that stream hit your ass and it felt good for shota you

Dawg, I thought every boy did this. I spent an inordinate amount of time in front of jets at public pools.

There are many of us. The jet stream boys will rise

>be me
>suck cousins dick

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Lmao


epic

>be me
>be 10 year old ultra sperg
>had cousin who abused me DO5 style
>Had anger issues and was in classes for it but was overall okay kid
>cousin had crew of friends in neighborhood
>did shitty homemade videos
>joined crew despite cousin cause I had no friends
>pretended to be in a fight during a video with friend in neighborhood
>sperg me remembered a joke from Family Guy where in the middle of a fight someone started humping the other person
>in hindsight I don't even think it was a joke from FG
>cousin says our fighting needed to be more realistic
>idealightbulb.jpg
>while fighting friend begin humping his leg in midst of brawl
>I was grappling him and he never noticed, nor was I even thinking consciously about what I just did
>all I cared about was that I did a good job "fighting"
>immediately realize cousin recorded it and suddenly dawned on me she was gonna see it
>oshitoshitoshit.png
>put on the biggest poker face in my life
>sit back and face the music
>she missed it
>went on to contain my spergyness for good
That moment when it occured to me that I humped my friend's leg in a fight on video and over 10 years later nobody has noticed

Sometimes after school I sucked my friend's d¡ck while he touched mine..
He was 2 years older than me

>be me
>watching gay porn
>stop watching gay porn because its gay and OPs a fag

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I did the same shit whenever I was in the pool I would sit by the jets and wait for them to turn on but instead of them hitting my dick I let them hit my asshole

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Kek

Nice possessive aynon

THE JET STREAM BOYS WILL RISE

>Let the jet stream hit my dick with my dad a few seats away in the hot tub.
>I probably had cum face on
>Dad looks at me and tells me to stop it and turn around
>mfw I though I was being so smooth and no one would know

Be proud of your jetstream

『j』『e』『t』 『s』『t』『r』『e』『a』『m』 『b』『o』『y』『z』

נєт sтяєαм вσyz

This is obviously now a JET STREAM BOYZ thread.

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Smoking weed everyday. It's better as a once in a while edible thing.

JET STREAMS CAN'T MELT BOYZ PEENZ

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I once used a Macbook

LONG LIVE THE JET STREAM BOYZ. WE MUST SPREAD OUR LOVE OF THE JETS AND AWAKEN OUR OTHER Sup ForumsROS TO THE MAGIC OF JET STREAM BOYZ

>knowing that everyone else in the pool is swimming around in my spunk.
>gets me rock hard.

spread the good word friends. who needs women when you have jet stream twiddling your peen.

hot

Love it hahah.

If this thread dies I'll make a new one for my jet stream boyz and we can spread the word.

So not gay who hasn't blown their cousin.i once blew a rhino while on safari.theyre called life experiences.get on board user or life will pass you by

i was a jet stream boy
>be me
>9
>have pool in backyard
>would always go in front of jet stream so it was on my dic.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

we are legion

Nevar 4giv
Nevar 4get
We dem ɾǝʇ sʇɹǝɐɯ boʎz

THE ULTIMATE JET STREAM

lets all stand in front of it and fuck the it at once

yes

is this the next logical step in the MGTOW movement?

I don't know but I kind of want to stick my dick in a jet stream now. 25 years old never even thought of it. I did do the vacc

I did do the vacuum cleaner once. Came buckets but my dick was super red after.

『v』『a』『c』『u』『u』『m』 『c』『l』『e』『a』『n』『e』『r』 『b』『o』『y』『z』

The KEKs. Sounds like a boyband

i once touched my little bros boner and said
"Its so small!" I was preety gay back then

>9 year old me
>sleep over at friends house
>another friend is also spending the night
>other friend wakes me up in middle of night
>shows me his uncut zeewhipper
>asks to see mine
>didn't know what to do so I show him out of confusion
>friend who's house we are spending the night with is watching the whole time
>tells his mom his friends are showing eachother their dicks in the bedroom
>not another word
Jesus Christ the cringe. I hope I wasn't raped or some shit. Ya know, besides my innocence. Why was I so dumb.

I was sucking dick in scouts and I knew it was gay

fucking hilarious

Is jet stream boyz now a meme? Is this how memes are born?

basically

°°°·.°·..·°¯°·._.· JET STREAM BOYZ ·._.·°¯°·.·° .·°°°

I would even jerk off in the pool, but finish by the filter. It would go straight in there and never come out.
Maybe that's how my sister got pregnant.

LONG LIVE THE JET STREAM BOYZ

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JET STREAM BOYZ
Can you imagine the vaporwave that would spawn? We would connect around the world with MK type shit.

More than likely. Jet Stream Boiz have some secrets huh. Not everyone has a Nephson.

sovereignwales.com/2016/09/20/the-genocidal-kalergi-plan-to-destroy-the-indigenous-nations-and-peoples-of-europe/

My friend and I were sitting in the pool a few feet away from each other both just talking about shit facing the jets. A couple seconds of silence goes by and he asks if I'm using a jet too. I said yeah. We both laugh. Agree it feels fantastic and sit there until he looks like he cums and my dick gets too sensitive from the constant water pressure.

10/10 would join water stream boys again.

ill start a new jsbg (jet stream boys general) thread if this one dies

>shitty, digital drum track with no soul in it
>distant, dark sounding piano
>animation of retro 90's cartoon; slowed down FPS
>comment section is all accounts with meme photos for DP

I'm gonna make some jet stream boyz images if you guys wanna save them or make your own and join in on the fun.

Include me in the screenshot?

Word. I didn't remember some of those secrets til earlier in the year. Damn man, I went my whole life without remembering and I was like 4 (I think)

You're a God Damn hero, user.

nice

when i was a kid there was this old oil drum in the yard. i climbed in it and filled it with water, then sat in there with the hose spraying my cock directly until i came. i dont think any spunk came out but i used to thrust my hips and have little spasms.

i loved those times.

That's some repressed shit boi. Jet Stream Boiz therapy session? I wonder if your dad or uncle ever got into those repressed memories of yours.

JET STREAM BOISSSS

>be me
>be jet stream boy
>invite local kids over to jacuzzi
>start initiation
>tell boys to put penis against jet
>they leave and never talk to me again


jet stream boys

"PUT YOUR COCK IN THE AIR. COCK WHERE WE CAN SEE IT."
>Jet stream of water from pool aqua-jet proceeds to massage cock with chaotic motions of scientific and technological bliss

jetstreams you say?

do all jsb's have any repercussions from having chlorine shot directly into the dick hole for extended periods of time on numerous occasions at a relatively early age in life? this should be studied.

Can someone shoop these letters over this image for me? I think this font should be the original

The image is mah boy dj khaled who wants to join the JET STREAM BOYZ

9 jet stream yo

Roll

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yea boi

YELLOW CLAW, YELLOW CLAW

My dick would get abnormally swollen and red sometimes and it'd hurt to piss for a day or 2 but it would always work

Only jet streamed like once in this big empty public pool when a girl about my age started looking at me and folowing me, I got creeped out, left and never did it again. I think she was a girl jet stream boy.

nice job user, introducing more recruits to our noble cause

This could be a template for some shit if anyone wants to try.

Is that the fucking StarCraft font…

It burned when I pissed and my crotch would randomly hurt badly, but that might be a dst from getting raped by my uncle.

that first jet stream...boiz

LOL it definitely is.

>abnormally swollen and red sometimes and it'd hurt to piss for a day or 2 but it would always work
For now. I guarantee you there is some long term damage done.

I can't breathe

MY DICK WOULD BE SO HARD WITH THESE

New thread guys. Get in here.

i think i was about 9 or 10 when i had a friend my parents had to separate me from after a sleepover one night where my mom found me rolling around on top of him rubbing our dicks together - dont even remember who he was kek

It was boys through the early years. Hell, I didn't know any better. I believed being asexual to an extent was the way to go; even in youth. But hey, when those grown problems were jockin' my stride, gettin' lost in the stream cured them, permanently. I haven't had a DAW installed in years. This makes me want to get workin' on JSB phat streams.

someone should probably cap this shit for posterity

Jet Stream Boys will rise

Forgot to add: The phat bubbles were the best. Unparalleled smooth, a refined sense of pleasure, and ice-blue raspberry kool-aid.

get in here jsbs

>be me
>7
>was at this indoor waterpark
>there was this one section of the pool where it spun
>decide to grab on to the edge
>right behind a jet that was angled to keep the whirlpool going
>ohfuckthisfeelsgood.jpg
>theres 7 other people in there
>mfw i got away with getting jacked off by a pool jet

Were you in America?

yes.