Be a 26 year old virgin

>Be a 26 year old virgin
>Never dated, held hands or kissed a girl either

So how old are you virgins?

12
Am I going to die alone?

Lost my virginity at age 4
>thanks dad

20 just getting past the point of no return

Your Dad is a player

37

Just fuck a dog and get it over with and jerk off to more overwatch futa porn when you get home.

wait... did you get powers? iv never accualy met a a virgin over 30!

Born again virgin reporting

Does fucking a guy count?

if depression is a power, then yes!

Did the balls touch you or your balls touch him?

Wish I was a virgin still kinda tbh

tis not , many achieve this before 30 such as i

26

The balls did not touch, no.

Does molestation by my older brother count? If so, I think like three, maybe a little older. I wasn't in kindergarten yet, anyway.

i'm assuming you're male so is your older brother gay?

Beat the shit out of that faggot.

Then it didn't count as sex you virgin

>5 years ago
>go on vacation with grandma
>meet 6.5/10 girl
>big ass
>no tits
>sheok.png
>one day be hanging out with girl at hotel
>grandma left
>engage boner.mp4
>girl and I get it on
>end up cumming on her non existent tits
>feelsgoodman
>she was 16
>I was 12
>she said I was mature for my age
>mfw

I got laid at 16, but believe me, I'm ugly af. I got lucky, I'm friends with some cool guys. So by being friends with them and being at the right place/right time I got laid.

I didn't get laid at all from 17-25. I kinda forget what it's like.

>no tits

And then you woke up.

Fuck a bowl of reheated macaroni salad same thing. Anal is the only way sex feels good anymore

This actually happened and I am not proud of myself at all

>Be a 15 year old teen
>Friends having sex left and right, they're all alpha as fuck
>Gets a girlfriend
>Girl is really into me
>Date for a while
>Never even hold hands because I'm too scared (pic related)
>She breaks up with me

Had a really good change, but fucked up. Now I play a lot of games and fap.

Kek

Fucking loser user I lost mine at 17

34. It is true what they say, you actually do gain power.

Lost it at 17 but so did most of the people I knew so this chart seems off...

I lost it at 23.

>tfw 18 and virgin

Should i be worried?

you can suicide yourself already

jermas the best , but no ditch it fast and youll be fine.

24.

I know I should probably be feeling bad about it but it's pretty nice. Not sure how the fuck I'd be able to fuck something without the urge to rub hand sanitizer all over my dick anyways.

my dad made me have sex with him, and then i got raped for raping him when I was 8. fun times, maybe greentext worthy?

Holy shit english what the fuck, my dad lured me to sex him, and i got blamed for raping him. jesus fucking brain what is wrong with you

Why not? When I was 12 I would have killed to cum on a bitch.

33, lost it at 17

I was 14. Haven't had any poon in 6 years tho. feelsbadman

How can you go 30 years with no pussy? The odds are better that you trip and fall into the shit than abstaining that long nonintentionally. I fall into the shit at least once a year and im a borderline neet, do you guys even go outside?

What? Kek

i try not to

I'm a wizard, noob

Underage detected
>12+5=17

35, my ex is a literal porn star, try and hook up with women at work, they all friend zone me shittttt

fixed on

Womens here are strange; so colsed minded. Being shy in north italy is hell

>lost mine when i was 18
>26 now
>losing your virginity will not magically make your life better
>either have sex or move on with your life
>stop finding your happiness in others
>if you can't find it within yourself, you will never be able to make another person happy

27

Kek

29 and closing 30 fast. Wizardry awaits!

I don't go out much, and when I do I go drinking with some friends - women don't really line up to chat us up and we're too happy to booze amongst ourselves to make an initiative.

On a more broader note, I don't really understand how people end hooking up "accidentally". I guess that's the autism speaking!

Why? Unless u where forced i don't believe u

>accidentally

Well its not exactly accidental, but somehow the stars align, the eggs are ovulating, and that blood alcohol content is just right.

Sounds like a job for chad

45. Tourette Syndrome

my nigga

I'm not a virgin, lost it at 16 to my current boyfriend

rent a hooker

can you rent hookers now?

I'm 21 and lost my virginity 7 months ago, also had another girl who'd have sex with me few months later

This year has been great for me tbh senpai

Can you lose a virginity if you fuck a boi?

27 when i lost mine. doesnt change you, you just realize how meaningless it really is. but you've got a new experience to explore so thats cool. dont sweat it, if you want to get laid just work on it like any other thing. get clean and presentable, be agreeable but stand your ground, learn when to gently escalate and it comes together

Just turned 27 3 weeks ago

Level 32 wizard. I used to think it was important, but it's not.

I'm turnin 21 soon. U gave me hope as a virgin myself. I might get lucky one day like u *-*

good luck user!

I'm 16, Sup Forums do I still have any hope to get the puss?

Lmao u gay my friend? If somebody is that disgusting don't fuck em. Aber für you feel that way with your so I have some bad news for you

Also 17

Was 20. Am now 35 with 4 kids, my eldest daughter is 13. Honestly wish I was still a virgin. It's a cliche but its really overrated.

yeah, I lost mine at 16 also underage b&

>all these fucking idiots just asking for a ban

U hav time don't waste it like i did or others. Or don't give a damn

I've got few tips for you how to lose your virginity and stop being a fucking pussy.

Get drunk and get your money ready.

Go to the Red light district, find a whore you like.

Fuck her and pay her.

Was it difficult ? Nah.

Almost 24 lost it at 8.
Havent had anything since, im not even trying.

>thank you dad

17 when i lost mine... to a beautiful blonde girl... shortly after i started fucking the neighbor who was a few years younger... some of the best memories of my life

i was graduated from hs and at home during the day... she would pretend to be sick so she could stay home when her parents went to work and id come over and fuck her all over her parents house

22 here.

granted, i've had two serious girlfriends and messed around with both of them. just never went all the way due to them wanting to wait.

when chicks say they wanna wait, back way off... even on the kissing and everything... they sense you pulling away and it makes them willing to give it up

45 yo vergin here

you cunt i can't stop kekking

Honestly at that point id have just baught a hooker. Try not to get arrested/catch something.

meh sometimes i get bothered by being single, then i see the drama others have with cheating/psycho bitches, and i think i'm glad that aint me

49 yr old virgin here

17 years and 15 days old.

16, pretty sure ill never get pussy

At that point you just stop caring really

>25
>I am not fat, 70kg-180cm, and I make good money but I am socially awkward as fuck all because of Sup Forums.

27

don't mention it kiddo

You know, it's not like fucking before 20 will change anything. The first girlfriend I had fucked with was when I was 17. Second one at 19. Third one at 21. Fourth one at 24.

And you know what ? It changes nothing. I am 28 and haven't fucked since the last time. I am done with social life.

That's like worse than being a virgin

No.

You're on Sup Forums BECAUSE you are socially awkward. Not the other way. Don't try to look for excuses.

The point is being self conscious about losing your virginity makes no sense at all.

You either are Chad and win, or not Chad and lose or get pity sex from low quality fish from time to time.

Your mom is like smoky bacon in bed

correct

Same here

I fart in your mothers eye