Well?

Well?

I thought you'd never ask

hot, steam-supreme log loaf clogging my throat
forever
this is
serenity

how the FUCK do you order an actual log from him?

God I want his thick creamy logs down my throat so fucking bad

Why eat Andy Sixx's lousy logs when you could suck down Dani Filth's salty sour piss stream?

>order

Let me tell you a story kiddo
>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet

mature much? You pisskids make me dissapoint in parents these days

...

Nothing can come between me and Andy's gaping butthole

>lying about the piss
Find some other avenue for your diseased outlet for acceptance!

Except for the sweet nectar of Dani Filth's piss stream!

keep dreaming kiddo

...

its not forced
its gay

grow up, Jr., you're embarrassing yourself

...

log

Personally, I would.

FUCK YOUR LOGS!

...

...

...

...

...

I would love a log from Andy Sixx. Where do I sign up?

log of shit

no

Grow up

...

...

...

no