Why white people dont season they food?

Why white people dont season they food?

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Cuz we wuz shitposters

It's fucking meat flavored. What the fuck else could you possibly want

We're busy going to school, learning to spell and form a proper grammatical sentence among other things?

>Making your sauce from scratch like someone's Italian grandmother

i'm white, and i admit most of my race has no idea how to use spices.

some spices should be toasted until aromatic. some have fat-soluble flavors, meaning the flavor only comes out when sauteed in a fat.

white millennials do not equal every white person

upside down swiss flag with the banter

White people seriously can't taste anything.
That's why they love potatoes.
Have you ever eaten a potato?
It tastes like nothing.
White people have shit taste. FACT

I don't salt or pepper my food.

I just figure that the chef knows what he is doing.

Fuck you punk ass nigga
Talk hard behind your computer but proly some fat nigga haha tell me im wrong senpai

>And I admit most of my race

Well, its a good thing someone died and made you queen you fag fuck, how righteous of you to take it upon yourself to admit that all of us don't know anything about spice you goddamned hero

>Asian food
>Normal food + rice and soy sauce
>Black people food
>Aids sprinkled onto fried hearts and pigs feet
>Mexcriment food
>Normal food with so many peppers it lights you on fire, pretend this is "flavorful" and not a desperate attempt to mask the flavor of e-coli since they all wipe with their hands

Spices are for faggots, women and niggers. Real men eat food for what it is and don't drown it out with shit

>England doesn't know what spices are
Uh no shit nigga go eat u fishen chips, small dick white boy

Come over here and say that you ugly chimp

Tendies are usually preseasoned.

Niggers really think they have their own special cuisine. Meanwhile all it is is just white southern food, only with a shit ton more grease.

You only say that with confidence because you know niggers can't swim.

All my brothers already did

U ever been to london?

U lost your nation fagot whitey

Shut the fuck up pussy faggot, whites have practically got a monopoly on top-tier chef jobs. Don't lump the rest of us in with trailer trash fucks that eat nothing but frozen boxed jew food

Italian here. We season our food just fine.

>Inb4 >italians >white

You're wrong.

moot is a "millennial".

moot invented Sup Forums

Go fuck yourself, memer.

Motherfucker I have a spice cabinet and use it every time I cook.

I also have an herb garden.

Reminder that if you don't season all your food with this glorious boss sauce, you are literally a faggot.

Fuck off back to your shitlin's and fried shitken,nigger

Also:
>Italian
>French
>Greek
>Spanish
>Hungarian
>Not seasoned

Meanwhile in africa: pic related

Black people aren't actually good cooks, though.

They eat fast food mostly.

>powdered spices
>sauce

>search "world's greatest chefs" on 300 different search engine
>literally every single result on every search engine is a white person

Black twitter is so impressive to me because they find ways to be even more retarded than the average nigger

My mother used to say that there are two types of chefs: those that know how to cook and those that use pepper

Actually it's an inverted England flag when you look at it desu

Stop being a faggot, whites can cook as well as anyone, better when you factor in chefs.

The white people can't cook meme came from lazy fucking cunts and their convenience food revolution since the 50's.

Point still stands. There is nothing comparable to Old Bay in the realm of spices used by white people.

Aww butthurt cumbaby chimps out at the first sign of resistance.
Go choke on daddy's you fairy twinktard faggot.

Is this a serious question? Like a real, genuine question? Ever heard of EUROPE?? You know, EUROPE, is this continent where white people live, and I come from EUROPE. Here we do tons of crazy shit to our food. America isn't the only place where white people live you stupid nigger

Kill yourself.

Why black people have to go crazy over our herbs and spices, then act like they have a monopoly on seasoning?

Fried chicken was invented by white scots, it was perfected by a white American.


We destroyed entire civilizations to season our food. We just understand moderation. You have to season your food so much because the slaves got the worst cuts of meat. It takes a lot of spices to make pigs asshole taste like something you can eat.

Another albino ape chimpout.
I'm glad you queers are being destroyed.

I read that as powdered spics.

Hehe.

Chef of the Century Paul Bocuse sent his son Jerome to the Culinary Institute of America in New York. He said there was no higher place of learning or refining a masters level Culinary skillset.

Eugénie Brazier was his mentor, she invented modern cuisine, literally.

Marie-Antoine Carême will always be my idol though. I'm a /ck/ fag, I could go on and on and on...

>cumskin
>cumbaby
I genuinely feel bad for niggers because it's so hard to figure out a good insult for white skin.

We have SHIT to refer to you as.

You have reproductive material and mayonnaise.

Pretty sure we win that won.

>most of my race

Speak for yourself, my family alone has generations of great cooks.

Even then the greatest chefs alive are all white

>Muhammad's opinion on food
>Implying I possibly give less than half a fuck

Lawry's is better.

Mrs. Dash, tony chachere... that's for lazy cooks who don't know how to season food though. Premade spice mixes are mostly salt and preservatives.

>Pretty sure we win that won.
And yet you lost that ONE Cletus.
No wonder you faggots are obsessed with breasts. Your mother didn't breast feed you enough hence why you have spindly bodies with tiny frames and TINY COCKS.

Cause we do and most of the great chefs are white.
Next question?

SAVAGE

>Skylar finds Sup Forums and tried to shitpost

Don't you shit talk mr dash.

Are you so buttstrated that you can't even form a coherent thought?

Potatoes are the most versatile food in existence you stupid fuck

Last I checked you were the one who was buttdevastated albino ape.
Mad cuz I pointed out that potatoes are subhuman food for subhuman monkeys.
Retards who refuse to learn how to cook because you're still cavemen culturally.
Stay blown the fuck out pussy.

Learn the ingredients and make your own. Wholesaling spices and mixing your own shit together is far more cost effective and it's always nice to learn something new.

I'm talking about eating them as is, not mixed into some faggy dinner for some divorcee faggot crying in his beer while his wife gets fucked by alphas like me.
Stay cucked faggot.

You're proving him right.

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

Nope, there are multiple anons making fun of you right now, I'm not that one.

I was just the one that pointed out how there isn't a single skilled non-white and non-asian chef in the world.

What sort of fun do you get out of this anyway? No one is taking you seriously. At least work on being believable.

Potatoes are indigenous to the Americas and white people never knew they existed until they went to Patagonia. In the 18th century is when people started farming thst foreign crop in Europe. Most notably Ireland. This includes yams/sweet potatoes which I've never seen absent from a large nigger party.

Open a cookbook, just once.

Because we have refrigeration so we don't have to spice the shit out of food to hide the fact that it spoiled.

You are such a brain dead fucking faggot, holy shit.

Talking big game on Sup Forums is by far the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my decades on this planet.

>Nope, there are multiple anons making fun of you right now
Gee I wonder why that is.
>go on cumskinchan
>make fun of cumskin faggots
>pasty neckbeards come out of the woodwork to defend their shitty bland food and tiny peckers

You queers a fucking joke. EVERYONE laughs at you in real life. Even you're own fucking mothers.

He gets the fun of crying over a microwave dinner then insulting others. Projection...classic projection.

>s-stop making fun of ;_;

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA go cry in your beer beta fuck.

See
Sweet potato pie was invented by white people too, Marquise.

We know you're just role playing as a black man though.

>This sad little pathetic faggot needs to feel special to live.

Just have it, I don't care. Everyone is jealous of how much of a faggot you're not, honest.

What a faggot, I bet you think paprika was just another character from blues clues you millennial fuck.
Now, white people can cook very well, I love putting paprika, cumin, garam masala and many other spices into my dishes, only reason most whites don't know how to cook these days is because most women and mothers are shit useless and don't teach their children how to cook.
My mother did, and I'm only 24, most millennials are faggots.

>microwave dinner

I don't eat beta food. I learned how to cook unlike your faggot neckbeard. Probably wear diapers and need your mother to wipe your ass.
See I'm a man. I look out for my own needs. That's what men do. You're just a baby. A little boy at best.

What we lack in penis size we make up in socioeconomic status. Stay ghetto

>tfw trap bf made me boeuf bourguignon tonight
>tfw fresh baked bread to soak up the juices
>tfw homemade scones and cherry preserves for dessert
>tfw butt sex and perfectly prepared food every day

White people can't cook they say.

>MD fag detected
You shut your whore mouth

Any kind of sauce that comes in a store bought container that contains meat as well is a fucking abomination. Browning beef is fucking easy.
Pro tip: buy some Italian sausage, cut it open, mix with your beef. Jeeze people are fucking stupid.

You're a man, yet you eat the white man's food and claim it as your own. Such a shame. Stop pretending to be black, that's worse than being a furry.

i mean, we formed a world trade monopoly on spices because we don't have any that are native to europe

We enslaved whole nations to season our food.

Not for long cuckskin. You fags are blown out of the water by every angle from indians and asians academically. As for economics, you'll never catch up to your jewish handlers. Ever.

>the white man's food
Grown on red man's land. It's not your food faggot.

No matter how far we fall, blacks will fall further

None of your crying has anything to do with food.

im getting really tired of this "white people cant cook" meme while niggers pretty much eat nothing but fast food and ramen noodles

You should have a long think about why you like to pretend to be a nigger on the Internet.

You are almost certainly a self-hating cuckold, user.

>My bait has switched to being nothing about food

Stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger, please.

Because it's nice to live in a first-world country where you can buy fresh ingredients and enjoy their actual flavour instead of pretending you still live in a shithole and have to lace your meals with a concoction of herbs and spices to disguise the taste of rotten meat.

Natives aren't red. They're the descendents of East Asian migrants from roughly 12,000 years ago. Most Natives still look chinky. The Australasian migrants that ended up in South America (where potatoes are from) are also asian, just a sunburnt type. They also threw people in volcanoes to yield better crop harvests. Potatoes are good, no idea why you don't like them...being white yourself.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Says the faggot who pretends to be a 600K starting STEM major with a 14 inch cock and beautiful blue eyed blonde hair genetics.
You fags easily forget where you are.
Sup Forums is not a stormfaggot jerk. It's trolls and underage xbox kiddies.
Once in a while some southern baptist retard like you will come along and miss out on the joke.
Sad.

No one is missing out on the joke, everyone in this thread is shitposting and fucking with you because we can all tell you're just baiting.

But based on that wall of text I'm guessing I hit a nerve. Go masturbate to nigger porn, little guy.

Why did you migrate here from Sup Forums, honest question.

>confirmed self loathing cuck

Pic related

Don't you mean roman noodles?

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you know it honey child! mama be cookin up da colla greens and a maxaroni and cheeses LAWDY

i mean, sure i came from a broken home and we don't really eat meals together. i don't know my grandma. i spent most nights running the streets. i mainly subsist on churches chicken.

but i still feel like, through some kind of genetic taste memory, or maybe just purely my imagination, i ate dose colla greens and maxaroni every night!

>everyone in this thread is shitposting and fucking with you because we can all tell you're just baiting.
Is that why you're all so mad.
I can the difference between shitposting and genuine anger. And all of you cucks are mad because I told the truth. Fucking evil reptilian motherfucker.

Why did you migrate here from reddit?
I haven't been on Sup Forums for years because it's a shitpile.
Meanwhile I've been on Sup Forums back when it was still /new/.
Fuck what this place has become.

>I can the difference between shitposting and genuine anger, fucking evil reptilian motherfucker
okay that one was pretty good. But the rest has been weak and low effort. You need to up your game.

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sage

Whatever makes you feel better about roleplaying as a black person.

Quality ingredients don't need shitloads of spices for the meal. Pic is not quality.

Why are third world foods so spicy? Because they used shit ingredients and meats, so you needed to over spice them to hide the shit quality of said ingredients.

t. ex chefaroo

Prego sucks. Newman's all the wall.
All you need is cajun seasoning. You can put that shit on anything and make it good.

Why black people not refrain from killing their own?

Because a white liberals meal consists of mcdonalds and reservations at the olive garden

>I'm currently on knowyourmeme

I'd be embarrassed to say what you just said. Saying "I've wasted more of my life on this image board than you." is pathetic. None of what you're saying has anything to do with food.

Stay on topic or take your faux-niggerdom out of here.

:^)