What's pols opinion of Chicago?

i live here and its getting seriously bad.

Are there a lot of niggers?

That's a great movie.

yes

what movie is it. jacks the man.

I just applied to be a cop there, hopefully after I graduate, with their fucked out lottery system(muh raycis CPD exam) it could be years before i'm called. Enjoyed visiting the city as a kid, families from Canaryville, but now it seems like its on the way to being Detroit 2.0 Also too many dems.

Where do you live in Chicago and what's so bad?

It's fine, I don't really go outside though.

Why are your schools so shitty?

Also, take all that garbage like celery salt, and raw tomatoes off your damn hot dogs

>getting seriously bad
Unless you live in the ghetto or are stupid enough to live in Wrigley/Boystown its not a problem.

Niggers and Public Sector basically exploiting the system for their own gain

The Last Detail

live downtown. tons of hot pussy and gang rleated shootings. last detail is the movie.

Get out while you can, it's going to become the next Detroit. I have great memories of the Windy City from when I was a kid. Never again

>I just applied to be a cop there
rip

Chicagofag here: how so? Do you live in some hipster neighborhood that isn't nice yet?

Chicago is the home of the current President Barrack Obama.

It is perfectly representative of his presidency.

yes

but not too far from where the niggers breed there are some of the highest class neighborhoods in the country

It's a very strange city.

I go to school at Feinberg, what do you mean about gang shootings? Agree about the women here though

>It's going to become the next detroit.
>Literally still expensive condos going up.

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way

you mean kenya.
oh no i mean Hawaii.
wait no Chicago
this insurgent gets around eh

the cops here do not have it good. the cops i know are either retiring or looking for cop jobs in other towns. the pay is good but u have to fight all the time.

>Why are your schools so shitty?

government monopoly

Former Chicagoan here. The problem is that niggers have a TON of political influence there, but do absolutely jack shit with it, except line their own pockets. They literally can cry about something and get whatever they want.
You also can't change their culture, so the city is hopeless unless it completely gets gentrified (in which case, the suburbs get mega fucked)

Depends on where you are.

Enjoy spending your entire career in patrol unless you're literally sucking cock for a merit promotion.

He's probably a recent transplant who got scared by a hobo on the train.

Our schools suck for three reasons. First and foremost, we've got concentrated pockets of poverty that drag down all of the test scores and graduation averages.

Second, we have a teacher's union that completely insulates bad teachers from consequences.

Third, we're completely unable to control costs. We have overcrowded schools in some neighborhood, schools in poor black neighborhoods at 60% enrollment, but we can't consolidate because the blacks literally complain about how its not fair to send their kids to better schools because muh community and muh gang lines. At the same time, the entire bureaucracy is practically designed to waste money with multiple levels of pensioned administration, automatic raises, and other bullshit.

schools are shitty becauze we literrally have the dumbest people in the region who live in our city.

>born(maybe)
>grew up
>lived/state senator/senator/raised children
whatevs

>getting seriously bad.
its been bad, honkey

Haha, okay, enjoy staying there. Start paying a mortgage on a property there, go ahead.

>(in which case, the suburbs get mega fucked)
lol Rockford

Rest in Pieces senpai

im born and raised in chicago (not the suburbs either), and yeah it has steadily gotten worse in most areas but also better in some.
mostly the white areas.
not even just the rich areas, seems like an influx of fucking hipsters have caused upgrades to many neighborhoods like Edgewater and Andersonville (albeit relatively minor ones)...
To anyone looking to move to Chicago, don't.... unless you have at least $900-$1000 minimum to throw away for Rent every month to live in a white neighborhood.
If you find a place that charges any less than that, avoid it.
There are exceptions of course, like Lakeview which is usually around $800+.

kek, prob
>Enjoy spending your entire career in patrol unless you're literally sucking cock for a merit promotion.
I'm minority, user. I'll be fine. But yeah i'm prepared to walk a foot post in Englehood for a while, unless they let them go 10-99 like they do in DC.

i drove a cab in college and had to deal with minorities all the time, they are not the problem. its the gangs guns and drugs that flow through this city to feed the vice habits of the region. i'm just saying that its getting bad.

>$800-$1000

...are you looking at studios? Basement one bedrooms? Polak nests in Jeff Park?

>Chicago
>Shithole filled with liberals and niggers
>pic metaphorically related

It is kind of funny, if there was ever a revolution like the French one it would be in Chicago. So easy for gangs of blacks to violently seize everything and pillage rich homes.

Look at UofChicago its insanely close to Projects, if they wanted everyone in there could be held for ransom.

>I'm a minority
You and half the force. Read up on whats been happening with the testing scandal and IA's Eugene Williams sudden retirement, look up how long it took between the last two detective exams. If you're serious about becoming an officer in Chicago you need to start looking for someone with suction to pull you through your career because testing alone is not going to do it for you.

Also, start reading Second City Cop. Ask those guys what its like if you don't believe me.

without the violance this town is amzing other then the cold.

Nah. They're segregated. U of C could be written off. Besides, all you'd have to do is tell the Mexicans that they can have the black's Aldermanic spots and TIF.

Chicago is a great example of why drugs need to be legalized.

cunnnt face that says he'll walk the beat in englewood is a dummy. download the tunein radio app and listen to the chicago police scanner. jackazz.

Noone calls it the windy city you lying dufus. Not even corny TV weatherman say that.

But yeah, the food is good and it tries too hard to be New York. Cool place and my home town.

Sailorfag reporting in. Docked at KCBX in Calumet a court years ago. Hit the meseum of industry, then down town to Buddy Guy's and house of blues. Grabbed a deep dish and didn't see much nigger degeneracy. Maybe I just had a good experience, but would recommend 9/10 spot.

>pic semi related

What about Broadway?

of course a studio, did a bunch of apartment hunting last year

there is no segregation here. somesone said that there was and i asked her if the city of chicago told her where she had to lived. there is no segration here. its a myth.

>getting

How many whites have you seen in Woodlawn? How many blacks in Sauganash?

I live here too, what's so bad? What streets you live by? Or area you live by. Wicker Park and Logan Square are admittedly disgusting though, but so is any place invested by hipsters.

I live in Chicago too, what's so bad? What streets you live by? Or area you live by. Wicker Park and Logan Square are admittedly disgusting though, but so is any place invested by hipsters.

I'm from Milwaukee op your niggers are fucking up my city when they move here

I had to drive through the freeway shooting on Wednesday night. Ended up taking a detour that took me to where the fucking shooting started. First time in my life I'd seen a crime scene that, in every sense of the phrase, went on for miles. Apparently it's the 20th freeway shooting this year, as well :DDDD
That city is going to shit faster every day. Deus Ex Chicago when?

>Niggers

NOT AN ARGUMENT

yeah but isnt being "disgusted" better than being dead?
at least you're alive, and safe too since twinks cant fight.

>You and half the force
If it helps I'm a minority of a minority(Asian)
>If you're serious about becoming an officer in Chicago you need to start looking for someone with suction to pull you through your career
How do I get a 'rabbi'? Do I have to pull over some LT's kid on a dui?
>start reading Second City Cop
I've been checking that out and heyjackass.com I saw that cheating scandal thing come up.

I dont understand why people keep crying about Chicagos homicide rate. Fuck off.

You cunts do realize Chicago had no less than 600 murders per year from the early 1960s until 2004 right? Most years of which it would hover around 700-800 murders per year. In 1974 and 1992 we had close to 1000 murders those years.

Nobody ever cried about it or said a word.

In 2004, the year hailed as the greatest achievement of contemporary Chicago crime fighting history, once our police received help and techniques from the NYPD, the murder rate in Chicago dropped to 450. From then, it dropped slightly lower by 10 or 20 murders and hovered around that until around 2008 or so, which saw it climb slightly back up, but still never breaking 500 murders per year.

Projected murder rate for this year, at the ongoing levels, is pretty much almost the same as 2004 (450 murders), maybe just shy of 500 at the absolute worst.

Basically, Chicago is nowhere and I mean NOWHERE as bad as it was in the 90's or even early 2000's. Not even fucking close, and wont be in the foreseeable future. Its just noise made by scared trust fund hipsters flooding into this city from the suburbs. Chicago is the cleanest, nicest and faggiest its ever been in its entire history.

TLDR
No happening in Chicago. Stick to Detroit, or even Florida, for your Niggerocalypse porn.

Technically freeway shootings don't happen in the city because they're not part of Chicago but rather part of the Illinois State Police's jurisdiction. At least, thats CPD's reasoning for not patrolling the freeways. Ever. ISP has the opposite opinion, so they don't patrol much either.

>look up how long it took between the last two detective exams
You seem to be in the know, any idea if you have to be a Det. to get onto a tact/gang unit?

I literally haven't thought of Chicago in years

>If it helps
It doesn't. The city literally does not care. Either you consistently test well enough to be in the top 10%, you get merit, or you get a study group. Its about corruption, not race. Chicago isn't Detroit, its Beijing.

Well, the most traditional ways to get a phone call are to be someone's family, warm someone's bed, or spend your free time working for a pol to get some patronage.

1/2 hitler dubs
>check'd

Top 10%? I thought the exam was pass/fail. That's what they told us at the testing at McCormick.
> to be someone's family, warm someone's bed
Guess I'll be on a foot post in the 7th for a long time.

You don't have to be a dick to go into tac, just stupid. Expect to run constantly, get gypped on OT, get thrown under the bus if you ever end up in a gray area, get thrown under the bus if the mayor needs a sacrifice, and see yourself constantly undermined. Remember, this is the city that disbanded saturation units for being racist.

dude u sound like an idiot. seriously u are like the guys who join the navy to be a seal.

Good goy

sure, it's better than the south side but hipsters are just so fucking degenerate that I don't know.

Of course its pass fail, but there are only so many spot. 30% go to merit. How much of whats left over do you think goes to people who went to study groups in the homes of subject matter experts?

Theres money on the line here, you didn't think it would be fair, did you?

the hipsters here can only bang fat chicks. its hilarious.

Cool. Thanks for the real info.
Because I don't want to work 20 years in patrol? stfu dummy, you're the dipshit that thinks Chicago isn't segregated. You're a fucking moron.

Try living in Madison. They're like locusts

I think we're talking about two different things. I'm talking the entrance exam and just trying to get on the job. I really don't know shit about the detectives or their exams aside from the new story thats come out.

Everywhere is. Everyone except the rich and the cucks want to flee wherever they live but there's nowhere left to go.

why are you so butthirt about the truth. ur a dumb cunnt idiot who has watched too much tv. be a detective to be on a gang tac unit? ur an idiot.

>hipsters are just so fucking degenerate

In Rogers Park theres a bear bar called Jackhammer with a seperate-enterance-no-clothes-allowed room in the basement called The Hole next door to a leather shop, next door to a leather bar called Touche with an open sex room, all underneath a pay-by-the-hour motel with themed rooms and rentable costumes, two blocks away from the Leather Museum & Archives (which itself it attached to a dungeon). All of this is literally a block away from a police station.

When you open up a shop in southside Chicago and put the "EBT Accepted" sign on the front door

How do you know this very detailed information user?

Sorry, thought you were talking about promotional. The entrance exam is pass/fail and is supposed to be a lottery. Funny, though, wives and kids always end up winning that lottery.

If you nuked the south side and leave the rest of Chicago alone Illinois would instantly become one of the more based states in the US

They literally advertise.

this place is more queer then san francisco. for reals.

...

hipsters, faggots, niggers, hipsterfaggots, niggerfaggots, and niggerhipsterfaggots.

get out while you can.

>being this autistic he can't stick to the point of he doesn't know shit about the city and is an edgy child
I have to remind myself its summer already so retards like you are to be expected. Carry on edgemaster.

>for reals
stfu faggot. You would know all about that.

it's only bad for you, white boy

us blacks havin fun 24/7 at you and your progeny's expense, all your taxes and white women belong to us

inshallah

they say the roaches live on the south side, the rats on the west.

There were a shit ton of attractive girls, college age. Not sure what that was about.

Its always been bad. Just more hipsters complaining now

Stay safe

Thats what we say in chitown instead of goodbye. Nojoke. Its not even a nigger thing.

Personally, I think it's getting seriously bad.

just say back of the yards u dumb cuunt. no one calls it canaryville. its 2016.

We get it, you live in Boystown
just say back of the yards
I'll call it what I like, jag off.

Only the hillbillies in canaryville call it New City.
You can't put lipstick on a pig and call it pretty.

Face it, you live in North Englewood.

Im serious.

I grew up right around the corner from the Cabrini Green projects in the late 90's through the mid-2000's. This was back when the area was "rumored" to be up and coming. There were gunshots every night, homeless people everywhere, urban prairies, a crackhouse just down the street that somebody was murdered in, an abandoned horse trailer one block away that somebody was living in, giant high rise project buildings- all just a few blocks shy of Chicagos downtown, Lincoln Park and elite Gold Coast area. FFS Division and Clark used to be THE SPOT to buy crack, if you wanted it.

None of that exists anymore. You know what replaced Cabrini Green? A giant fucking Target and multiple high rise, expsneive condos, along with organic bakeries and pet massage parlors.

This crime rate scare we hear about today is a fucking joke. LOL.

jagoff huh? thats seriously the only noncunnt thing you said so far. my uncle use to say jagoff all the time. he was agay but ok.

People see the news or they've just moved here, they just don't know how bad the city was back in the day.

Oh man, six niggers got shot by six other niggers in a neighborhood nobody you know has ever been to last night! Some dumb kid got punch for his iPhone when he was drunk and alone walking home from Sluggers at 3am! A couple of spics shot each other on the Lakefront after everyone went home! Its a whole lot of nothing...

Face it, you live in North Englewood. this

My mother visited Chicago twice in a year.

She was visiting with her boyfriend and both times saw the inside of a courtroom and police station because of him.

She said Chicago is one of the biggest shitholes she's ever been too. She called it a gigantic slum filled with white trash and nigger trash. She saw all the sites and tourist attractions and after that the rest of the city is horrendous shit. She said she's basically never going back, at least not if she can help it.

With that said. I will never ever go there

north halsted is pretty fucking flaming desu senpai