HALT ! we have information that anyone carrying dubs is a jew !

>HALT ! we have information that anyone carrying dubs is a jew !
>Show your papers so you can pass through

Heil Hitler mein Führer

well done you may pass. Heil !

oy Vey! Oh I mean uhhhh.... oh my! Here's my papers officer. No dubs here.

Ou Vey Ich ist nein Juden, Herr Himmler.

Just passing through, cunt. Fuck off
( Intelligence +9 )

I'm not a jew, see my papers.

SHIT!

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We got one

You ded m8

I'm circumcised for health! I ain't a jew!

Just trynna get to Spain frendo

You can pass, 88. HH.

Your German is very good.

No dubs here!

heil

Ehh... thanks officer... HH to you too.

I'm sure you'll find my papers as legit and non Jewish.

not a jew i promise

TO ZE GAS CHAMBER

Fuck you fascist.

I'm no Jew! Heck I've never even seen a dubs!

No dubs here, my good goy. I swear

Ez

JEWISH SWINE

To ze firing line

As you can see i am not a jew.

YOU TOO

Uh oh officer. You rolled a dub and You landed on the Go To Jail square. In the gas chamber, you dirty goy.

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Tell that to the Fuhrer

fucking jew right here

i aint no fucking kike, check my papers ^^

No dubs here, officer.

>Show your singles....

Here is my europa citizenship passport. Im not one of the chosen ones.

ha

im a jew but i got singles whatre you gonna do with me

My grandparents were Polish, but I assure you, I'm no Jew!

papers here, sir

My back freaking hurts and it's making it hard to kvell I mean umm heil

Juden!!

kike detected, obviously his papers have been forged.

Mfw gave officers papers for 4th time And no dubs. Praise yawei.... ahem I mean heil Hitler.

NEIN

Yeah, like whatever dude. Take a chill pill man.

what are you talking about you stupid faggot, those arent dubs.

To ze firing line with you

Another one for the ovens!!!

Another jewbag. Get him!

No shekels on me.

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JEW KIKE NIGGER

But there will be shackles Jew.

Oy vey gevalt! Kill him instead of me! I grant you 2500 shekels. Plox

Lets see if I pass

thats because you have accrued a vast amount of German currency through ill means you dirty kike, INTO THE FUCKING OVENS WITH YOU.

What's a "dubs", officer? Ive never heard of such a thing!

I'll take care of your shekels goyim

I am clean, officer.

Both you to the ovens

Howdy neighbor just a regular white man passing by.

Holocaust is a lie no?

Auschwitz Bitte !

OY VEY!

no dubs here

Here are my papers. As you can see I am no Jew. Those are just my fancy pajamas.

Here are my papers sir

You want I should do that. I'm a good goy my papers is here.

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I am adolf schicklgruber's nephew. That is not related to any shickels or currency. I swear i come from a notable family. Here are papers to prove that.

There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.

Don't mind me...

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you may not be a jew but you are a degenerate. TO THE CONCENTRATION CAMPS, SCUM.

DUDE!

I'm not a Jew, but kill me anyway pl0x

I suspect that you are one of the so called "good goys", the term thatour enemies use. The reich demands to check your property to investigate any collision between you and the juden untermensch. Right now!

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING KIKE TRIKES, FAGGOTS. HEIL.

wow nice fail faggot

hitler was a great man

>collision
it appears you have a mental handicap. you are not fit for work. you will go straight to the gas chamber.

A sodomite juden? We have a special kind of place for this kind of people. Off to Mr. Mengeles workshop you go!

Me? A jew? HA!

>you have been found to be harbouring jews !

you played yourself nigga

I may not have the papers, but I have 1002 shekels, eh?

no jews here ;-)

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KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE

great men don't shoot themselves in the head when their entire legacy is destroyed

hitler was a fagg

You would never in your bitch ass life say that to me in person

oy gevalt! I am no jew, but a white man like you!
I say this is like another shoah

come on in, it'll be a gas

gigajew

I have no nose

I am a proud citizen of osterreich Baltica. Please excuse my language skills, but i am 100% kosher aryan.

bullshit

Im immune to gas. So try me