Scandinavians in the USA, return to your homeland!

Return to your roots, Nordman!
Learn your heritages language!
Honour your family and people by moving to your fatherland!
Swedish, norwegian and danish americans will be welcomed with open arms!
Save up for your pilgrimage now!

>Wanting a bunch of 1/16th Danish 'Murican heritagefags walking around in Copenhagen

this
I'm too bastardized now

You don't want these people in your country.

yoopers would fit right in here honestly

the american will wash off within on gen. If they're white that is

tfw yooper

>fatherland
It's motherland.

hi im bob from minnesota

But that's wrong. At least in Norway, we have traditionally said "fedrelandet". No one says "moderlandet" or whatever.

Det heter konge og fedreland, ikke dronning og moderland.

it's Fäderneslandet though.

Hold kjeft, vi vil ikke ha de blandede ekle tingene hjem igjen. De gjorde et valg, de får ikke komme tilbake med de blandede negergenene sine.

*cringes*

Om du er russer ja, er du russer anonsen? Jævla commie.

I don't think we need more leftists

In English?

i would but i feel like an american mutt

Yo can I come back to my mothaland?

Imma half swede half somali from Minneapoliz

Vårt land

jeg er tilbage!

im french and english can i come anyway though??? like why not if youre gonna invite the entirety of the midwest???

I agree, send the fucking squareheads back!

i mean its not like youre slaves lmao

Fuck no, I hate Vikings. Stop raiding my ancestral land you fucking snowniggers.

>mfw blond hair and blue eyes
>mfw idk if im danish swedish or norwegian
> a few great-great grandparents came from "scandanavia", US government didnt give a shit about where in scandanavia
>by now im more irish than anything (9+ nations of origin from my various great-great grandparents)
>blond hair and blue eyes in a land of mostly brown and black hair

why the fuck would I want to go back to europe when I'm a much more valuable commodity here?

i bet youre butt fucking ugly so youre probably not worth anything lmfao

I'll be a Moose if I go back to Sweden.

>move back to sweden
>everyone treats me like a trash american
>have no friends
>get to witness my ancestral lands get bodied by globalization

nawh nigga im good for real doe shieeee