You must choose

you must choose

orange

Purple

>I move to russia.
>I start spawing.
>Russia becomes overpopulated.
>Slowly falls
>Say Bye fucking comies

So green is Stephen hawking

they'd probably start harvesting all the midgets for meat

Clearly fuckin' orange
>Red is a close second
>Blue is useless cause shit changes I guess
>Yellow... I don't like to gamble
>Green is just hyper-advanced autism
>Orange is a living hell
>Purple would be funny... for a little while
>Grey is dead meme
>Pink is cancerous

orange, would be great to get 33% of my life back
(I am assuming I still can if I want)

Purple, anytime I would be angry with someone I'd spawn 1000 midgets in their store

Should I shit my pants to get out of work?

greyy lmao

>Clearly fuckin' orange
>Orange is a living hell

So yellow is basically $150k a month and u suck devitos dick every other day? It's tempting..

But I'll go for orange

All the description says is "no longer required to"
I assume it means that you don't have to eat/sleep/shit, but still can if you so choose to

$15k*

Orange for sure. With all the problems i have it would really help

>yellow
I see absolutely no downside
>green
basically autism

whether you meant 150k or 15k you're still wrong.

There are neither 150 nor 15 days in any month

>flip a coin
>50/50 chance in theory
>30 days / 2 = 15
>15k/month
>you are retarded

>Spawn limp dick midgets
>Harvest Organs
>Profit?

Orange

What fucking idiot thought of pink

i would choose yellow. sure i would have to suck a dude's dick, but i could be a lazy fuck, and not have a job with that kind of money.

trolls dream

Orange, depending on a few questions.

If I choose to drink, what does "no longer required to piss" mean? Will I swell up like a balloon or does it just go away by itself. Same question for food. Finally, can I sleep if I want to? Because I've stayed up for five days once and you start hallucinating. If that's covered under "no longer required to sleep", then definitely orange.

If not, then pink.

orange

I assume it means you don't need food/water to stay alive but if you eat/drink you will shit/piss. Description also says you aren't required to so not sleeping would probably have no effects on you.