What's your biggest secret Sup Forums?

What's your biggest secret Sup Forums?

i used to beat my sister when i was babysitting her to let out my anger and frustrations

I've been fucking my ex almost every other day consistently for 3 years, even though I'm married and have a child.

nice try FBI.

I once drank an entire glass of a female friend's spit/snot/phlegm

What the fuck is wrong with you man

The night before my final divorce hearing, my soon to be ex wife's best friend sucked my cock. Plot twist: my sister was my ex wife's best friend.

Me and my girlfriend went on a swinger cruise to Venice last summer. All of our family and friends thought we just went on a normal cruise.

i molested a bunch of my cousins when i was younger

It really isn't that bad, tastes of nothing with a consistency like cum

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My wife cheat on me

Hi again everyone, been a while.

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.

>i molested a bunch of my cousins when i was younger

This

Even though I'm 27 I still wet the bed and have to wear adult diapers at night.

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Do you know why?

i mean what do you want to hear about? it was mostly just quick grabs and squeezes, and a bunch of pictures. couple of them it got a bit further

I'm a grizzly bear trapped in a human body.

I don't tell many people because I don't feel like being lobotamized.

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No, I've been to doctors and they say they don't know why it happens.

Maybe it's something fucked up in your head

Some things are just not fit to be shared. I'm taking the worst shit I've ever gotten away with to my fucking grave.

do u have kik? what were you doing in the pics?

Gee, well THAT makes me feel better.

>Be 13 sleeping over at best friends
>We watch a movie that has tits
>We get super horny
>Friends says stay here will be back
>Friend comes back with 10 year sister
>Friend tells her to suck our dicks
>She says OK like its no big deal
>Find out later she had been molested
>By brother and dad for years.
>Feel bad about it.

I enjoy sucking creamy logs out of Andy Sixx's butthole.

Fucking hell

I can only achieve orgasm while reading daddy/daughter, mother/son, brother/sister incest stories. I wish I understood why. Considering my mom is a nearly 60yr old landwhale, and my sister is 5 feet tall and 5 feet round, and like to fuck wetbacks, I have no sexual inclinations towards either. I seriously wish I knew why I was so fucked in the head.

honestly, what would have the most repercussions with my friends and social life is lying to all these people that I've have sex with a bunch of women when I've really only had sex with 1 girl, but for like 4 years.
And since she and I were off and on for that whole time I was too beta to fuck other girls, but I told my friends, and fabricated fake numbers I consistently use when the topic comes up.

I think it woul dbe really embarassing if suddenly everyone knew that

I abused my sister when I was 14 and she 8(never used my dick or something, just my hands), also touched and massaged her butt meanwhile she was sleeping, for 6 years, and the last thing that I do was record her while take a bath. I just can't handle the temptation, I need to live alone.

>I do was record her while take a bath
did you make a thread about this like 2 years ago?

Yes but I'm not giving it out, sorry. I was naked and/or in various states of undress in them.

What state? Sounds like fucked up redneck shit.

How old are you now?

ah ok, want to kik me? funtimes_9169...did people see what your pussy looked like?

Nope, it wasn't me. Sorry

21

Yes it was! I am from Louisiana

I found her facebook and wondered if I should message her. I am socially broken so I dunno.

No thanks, sorry. My kik name has personally identifiable information in it. And yes, people did.

How did that happen?

Try kegels. And maybe hypnosis; sound like bs but it does work.

what did you like about the experience?

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Enlist in the army. Become a very light sleeper. Profit.

Shit happened to me until I was probably 13, I'm a lighter sleeper now and sleep isn't nearly as great but it's better than cleaning your sheets every day. You have to care enough and emphasize enough willpower even in your sleep you must be awake.

>We were drinking
>She basically permanently is full of phlegm
>Coughing more than usual tonight
>Eventually tarts spitting it into a glass
>When she leaves the glass is pretty much full
>Drink it

I know the truth about god, and what he is. that's the absolute limit of what i can say though

There's a serious rush you can get from the fear and loss of control that's exhilarating, that just gets your heart pounding and blood flowing. Unfortunately those things can also be terrifying as hell and overall the experience left me with some serious issues.

YOU'RE socially broken? You were an active participant in that girl's trauma. The LEAST you could do is send her a message and BEG her for forgiveness.

Once that's done though, you should totally ask her out. Who knows, maybe you two were made for each other.

Sure..

Lost my virginity to my step sister the first night we met when our parents were out grabbing food for us.

Because it's not socially tolerated, sexual drive is literary procreation and doing what isn't acceptable to most. Maybe some factors of maternal relationship too.

Its best you dont tell her. She might have forgotten about it and youll open up old wounds.

Sounds like a rush, do you have a nice pussy? did you like seeing people comment on it?

I'm rich - or at least I feel like I'm rich. But I don't display it anywhere, so only a few people know I'm rich.
I love when women turn their nose up at the sight of my plain clothes or my plain car. Each time is another bullet dodged. Then I go home to my private shop and build something. I've got a ton of money and free time because I have no gold diggers.

If she was hot I would but she got fat. I aint got no time for that.

It's so unnecessary to lie like that. Your breed creates distrust. Stop.

I do. And not exactly, it felt more humiliating than anything else honestly.

Good on you

an older guy twice my age fucked me today.

worst part is that to this day its the only sexual contact I have had with anyone and im 27

>Maybe some factors of maternal relationship too

My mother spent most of my childhood trying to kill me. And I mean that in a literal sense. I was put into short term foster care twice due to physical abuse. And by the time I was 8yrs old, she had beaten me into a coma. I haven't spoken to either my mother or my sister in over a decade, and I never will for the rest of their, and my life. I don't see how any of that can become sexualized user.

>it felt more humiliating than anything else honestly.
And yet you posted pictures for us before. I bet you like the humiliation

My ex got off on kicking guys in the balls so I used to let her have her way with mine.

> be at friday night work function 8 months ago
> co worker gets super drunk
> boss asks "user can you drive femanon home"
> yes boss
> get to car
> femanon take these 2 aspirin
> hand over 2 x 10 mg ambien
> 10 minutes later drop her off at home
> 30 minutes later break into her house and find her half naked on her couch
> proceed to fuck her pussy and cum deep inside
> spend weekend shitting myself
> Monday at ofice "user thanks for making sure I got home safe"

She didn't even realise I raped her

Her due date is a month away.

Good boy/girl

Probably you wish your mother and sister were like those shapely... affectionate lasses in the stories

Ummmm like you can afford to be fucking picky...

David?!!?

I'm attracted to Hillary Clinton, but I voted for Donald Trump. It hurts, but it had to be done!

Same they're all heavy sleepers so i just away with it that way

At least youre not a wizard.

I'd fuck young Hillary

Not really. My hatred for both of them is so intense, I wouldn't even be able to get it up in order to rape them. It's kind of hard to fap to thoughts of a woman who used to put cigarettes out on me as a child.

yep definitely touched and snapped come pics of like 3 or 4 of them sleeping

Stupid. You could (internal) bleed to death like that.

My friend is a hebe,.he says he feels weird being attracted to 15 year old and tries to hide it and live a normal life. Is he really fucked in the head or is society just wrong?

Do you have any of the pictures she posted?

I occasionally shat to horny dudes and rp as a girl for them

I am jesus

No never admit to this. She could be a psycho and try to have you prosecuted. Statute of Limitations is 30 years AFTER her 18th birthday!! I would just forget all about this one, dude

How old??

I fucked a girl half my age today kek
I live in MI, i’m 41, she is 20

That's too broad a question to answer correctly. I think society is misguided. They allow the media, and marketing firms cater to the sexuality of any girl old enough to color coordinate their wardrobe. Yet try to shelter them from the attention they are trying to garner. All the while telling men it's wrong to be attracted to a 16yr old in daisy dukes, and a tube top, while simultaneously force feeding us that same imagery. It's a terrible catch22 your buddy is in.

even if i was 13 and she was not forced?

This is the only one I've got on my phone, I'm sure someone else here has them though

1) Perhaps in the polar opposite sense it's against everything you've endured and retrained yourself to think, again returning to what is against the grain, partaking in vanity.
2) Or maybe even you want to feel a maternal/paternal bond, if I had to guess you prefer mother son as opposed to father daughter porn,
2.1) But regardless, you're incapable of neutral wants and you demand your love be manifested in the purest sense, you simply can't want a healthy maternal relationship, you want to go for full force relationship because you can't delineate what is friend, mother, or partner. (This is a bit outlandish but similar to how I think with friends, sorry if I'm completely off, I simply tried to navigate every channel and come to a reasoning with what you've provided to me)

Can you put a general number on "rich"? And what can I do for you to earn $15,000? I mean anything, I'm just trying to make a better life for my son.

I once met an american that wasn't a boastful, ignorant twat.
They aren't a myth.

I roleplay sometimes as a girl and talk to horny dudes.

I have a massive, massive fetish for cheerleaders. I have gigabytes of photos/videos on my hard drive. I'm utterly terrified of people finding this out and thinking I'm a massive pervert.

I write cheesy romance stories and shipping fanfiction.

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 17

I've cheated my way to an A in numerous uni courses. I took one comp sci related course and my professor recommended me to another and said I was some sort of programming prodigy when I can barley program basic shit.

I called up a dominatrix a few days ago, but pussied out and cancelled a few hours later.

I'm going to kill myself at the end of this week. Obviously nobody in my life knows that but me.

jve been screwing around with my older sisters best friend who is not only a lesbian but also the older sister of one of my ex's. We've known each other since I was like 14 and my sister has no idea. IDK why we're even sneaking around, I admit its weird and shes worried we're in too deep and it'll ruin her friendship with my sister and her relationship with her sister
Bonus:the whole reason we started doing this was because I used her to fulfill a fetish of mine without her knowing

Dude - all she has to do is go to the police, lie, and say this guy and his friends made me suck their cocks and she has an apology message from you?
You better believe that at the bare minimum, you’ll spend so much fucking money on a lawyer that it might bankrupt you. Your reputation will be destroyed forever. People don’t care about truth. People love to watch train wrecks.
Even if you never get convicted it’s just too much risk. Never, ever admit to a crime unless you plan on serving time for it.

That I'm gonna kms on my birthday ;)

Me too

Especially fat dirty old men in uniform

You gonna stream it?

Tell me about how you got there, user. I'd like to hear about it. Also might I recommend just leaving society (assuming it's not health related) and continue living?

be careful user ... girls do alot of things in secret ... she most likely went after you becuase she heard you are good in bed or she is getting revenge on your sis.