Stop! Sorry sir, I must check your bag before you walk in this building. There has been a breakout of the dubs disease...

Stop! Sorry sir, I must check your bag before you walk in this building. There has been a breakout of the dubs disease. It is highly contagious. Oh? What's with your eyes? Are you already infected?

dindu nuffin

No sir, just got some dust in my eyes, that's all.

quarantine boys

get

I have super-AIDS, and it can easily spread through the air and infect everyone in this entire room within a fraction of a second. But nah, I don't have dubs, so I'm good man- honest with ya'.

Yolo. I know I'm good.

I'm fine

no im fine i mean it

I have glaucoma

im cool

nothing to see here

Nah homie, I'm totally fine, you gotta let me through

I'm all good officer

Nah nah, im jus passin through

need a muffin

Nah man i'm good

Allergy season

We all good fam

u sayin that cause im black?

Not since middle school, Officer!

Nah got vaccinated b

Nah I'm just a nigga eating sand

Negative officer

No, it's because you are a nigger.

It's spreading

Officer, but I aint got no dubs

Quick! Put him down and lock 'em in a hermetically sealed box!

dubs checked, nigga

Oh shit nigga, all these mofos got dubs

It's spreading faster than we could have ever imagined!

Don't worry good officer, I just checked up and I'm healthy as can be.

God damn the disease is fast

im clean

No sir, just crying because of my immunity to dubs disease.

No sir

AM I BEING DETAINED???

O really?

I don't have dubs

I dundu nuffin

This man has Double Dubbs, its worse than I thought

I'M WHITE DON'T HURT ME

Is there a problem sir?

But sir, I've fallen and I can't get up

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I'm clean officer. Nothing to see here.

I don't have dubs

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Nah is ah cool my nigga my eyes just fucked cuz I'm high is all nigga