Okay here's the situation. Donald Trump has been found guilty for the crimes of corruption and treason. He has been impeached from his presidency and locked into a heavily defended military prison. He has been sentenced to death and you are appointed to be the executioner. You have complete freedom to decide how he will die. You have a budget of $500 000 to purchase tools, and will be paid $100 000 once the deed is done. You step into the execution chamber and see Trump blindfolded and restrained into a flimsy wooden chair. He appears to be beaten and starved. There is only one door into and out of the room. There is a single air vent behind trump but it is too small to fit a person. You glance over your left shoulder and see the tools you purchased neatly organized on a large folding table. To your right are a variety of medical tools to measure heart rate, reflexes, and other measurement tools. There is a sink next to the medical devices. The latch of the air-tight reinforced steel door locks behind you, and will not open until Trump is confirmed dead.
What do?
Okay here's the situation. Donald Trump has been found guilty for the crimes of corruption and treason...
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Assuming I bought a handgun and embezzled the rest to waste on hookers. I'd shoot him
Oh look, another edgy 12 year old
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id use the 500 000k to bust him out and fix America with him
Pence pardons him, and I keep the whole 600k.
Literally fucking this, give him a good meal first, though.
In the event escape is impossible, die together with the legend and be grateful for it.
Same exact copy paste that got posted earlier. Just stop trying, user.
Jesus u trump treason roleplayers are insane. Its fucking donald, a sleezy salesman at worst
OP delete this thread:
YOU COULD GO TO PRISON.
This didn't go the way you hoped, did it, op?
Why do faggots always post bad drawings of fish when they get triggered?
Report this thread and hope secret service finds op.
Untie him and set him free.
The fucks up with this faggy trump-posting lately?
to buy of us both
>plate armor
>sword
>wood shield
fight until death, i just want adrenaline whille he's falling it's boring when he's all tied up
why? he's #notourpresident
SHITTED meme blew up, so now posting tons of cuckporn leads to threads being fun, which trolls cannot stand for.
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whitebois crying over someone who imagines their patriarch dead, hillarious
TLD op fucks dogs
purchase adenosine and lignocaine, machine guns, c4, riot shield, chicken tendies, etc.
temp. stop heart, measure pulse, "confirm" death, then bust the fuck out with falsely accused god emperor if possible
You're really a sore loser. You know that right? Like, you're the example kid when teachers describe someone who is a sore loser.
"Look at Joey over there. He's really being very naughty and a sore loser."
Come on man. Be better than this.
...I read a news article about Kathy Lee WASN'T sorry and the head was JUST a mask with tomato paiste
Suck his fat emperors dick until he dies from the greatest orgasm he's ever had.
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whitebois too butthurt
calm down mr cunt op is an obvious troll
Sure thing little fella.
Can't trust 'em to make their own sign.
I'll play
Ima say you get one of those rectal infusers and pump his ass full of liquid pyrite cuz I can't buy a lot of gold with 500k.
I did, I fell for it.
It's been nice knowing you. AFK killing self.
must have an i.q. of 80
Not gonna happen, fuckstick.
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I don't give two shits about Trump but if its all the same, Hillary was probably the worse of the two. In any case part of me is happy trump won if only for the alligator tears the liberals cried when they found out Trump won. I just pop on over to youtube and have a good laugh.
They crashed Canada's immigration website because they don't like Trump but they don't hate him enough to move to Mexico. They try crossing the boarder illegally, claiming to be refugees?!?!?
What sort of refugee flees a country where you can get hot water out of the walls? We have access to a cornucopia of food nearly everywhere and access to near endless entertainment, via radio, TV music, internet and videogames....but these guys are refugees.
Spend $200,000 hiring a small army, $100,000 arming them, $30 on a pair of walkie-talkies, break trump out and go enjoy my $299,970
Considering that the Resident Dump has the dumbest third of the population eating out of his hand, I'd say your estimate is statistically correct.
No tour president?
He travels all the time, all over America
Fuck you're an idiot user
who dat photo?
You too as you think of him night and day
That's true, he doesn't tour. He stays only at his own properties, in open violation of the "emoluments" clause of the Constitution.
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Wish I knew. I was surfing for milf porn earlier and found it. I was actually trying to look for another photo who looked like a teacher i had in the 6th grade. Her name was Mrs. berger and she was married. Pic related.
I don't think you know how the legal system works. You're innocent until proven guilty in the court of law
Do democratic moms lose 5 pounds every time they say Donald Trump?
If not then yeah, I'm pretty fuckin outraged
Our forefathers said,
by obvious madness moved,
'A man is innocent
until guilt be proved.'
They should have said,
were they not confused,
'A man is innocent
until accused.'
– Ogden Nash
how's that freshman writing class treating ya?
hnnng MILFs
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I would probably just shoot him.
You make a powerful case.
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I'd rescue the POTUS like any self respecting American would, because dumb libs calling him racist without coming up with an actual reason do not make him racist. Trump is the greatest president since the hero Lincoln.
Please have nudes. I really wanna wank to this woman.
what fucking losers. people who wear politician paraphernalia are all cancer. I dont think they realise that they are just embarrassing themselves
or a regular adult liberal with the capacity of a twelve year old
in the hypothetical he is found guilty, as I said in the post. Learn you read you illiterate cuckboi
OP here.
I just copied and pasted a thread I saw earlier then pretty much immediately left to cook dinner and have a shower. I was about to start reading but I saw that I forgot to close my browser when I left. Anyways have a good night user
is it just me boys or has Sup Forums gotten flooded with normies and stupid liberals not to be edgy but really, i have seen a big shift in threads where all anyone wants to talk about is donald trump and one thread was started about how communism is great and someone posted a screenshot from a reddit board where someone was trying to get other commies to come and help spread propaganda on Sup Forums and Sup Forums i have been on Sup Forums for years and its never been quite like this.
I dont know what board you think is Sup Forums but I've been here for 7 years. Its always been like this. People were shitting themselves over Obama after his elections too. It's always been shit
Personally I would just purchase a revolver and shoot him in the head. No point in drawing it out. Death is Death
all I would need is a box of condoms and a few bottles of lube. I'll rape that thicc ass until I've torn him a new asshole, literally.
You wish. The second you take off your pants Trump's now hard dick will rip any restraint away and break the chair with a downward swing that propels him above you when it hits his ass. From there you're like a moth in the spider's web. He will assblast you back to mexico to assert his dominance.
Anyone who actually answers OP's question will find the Secret Service retrieving their IP address at minimum.
Don't be a fucking idiot OP.
Thats a risk that I accept, but the cost for him is that there is no executioner left to kill him. He will either a) starve to death or b) suicide
>Secret Service gets IP
>Bring to office for questioning
>Released because no crime has been committed
>Mildly inconvenienced
People use twitter to threaten to kill him ever 10 seconds. Celebrities threaten to kill him. Secret service can't even address 10% of the threats before his 8 glorious years are long over.
Steak and ketchup?
Not only an idiot, also a giant fag
Put him in a rocket so he can be the president of the universe
Livestream it for donations. Donators of upwards of $10,000 get to decide how I torture him.
Secret Service does not address every threat. They do pay more attention when you start describing in detail how you're going to carry out your threat.
Source: The SS has a file on me from a random comment I made on some random forum 15 years ago.
this is fake news okay
thats genius. I'll float the idea by the supreme justice and see if they approve it. i'll be so rich, damn
In a closed (presumably concrete) chamber? Do you have any idea how loud and dangerous guns are in a small space like that? Fucking idiot.
I shake OP by the shoulder and tell him to stop daydreaming, the New York Times needs him to finish writing another crappy article about how Jared Kushner had lunch with a guy named Ivan that one time.
i cant believe this kind of stupidity fandom oh man
Nice try, Ivan.
The subhuman orangutan is going away PERMANENTLY for his high crimes and there is NOTHING you retarded faggots can do about it.
i bet you're a mad cunt who's crying for daddy trump and nothing will really happen to op nor anons my friend
mas whitebois are mad
I've been here since 04. Sup Forums has always been liberal libertarian. Everyone is equal, everyone is a piece of shit. It was never this specific hatred if anything. It was just raw misanthropism.
Goddamn I feel old.
you're a real faggot you know that... you'd be having a daily shit fit if Obama grinned at Putin. However, because it fits your ideology, you're willing to look the other way and pretend nothing is going on when in fact, ALL evidence is pointing at something.
making a comment like "how Jared Kushner had lunch with a guy named Ivan that one time" is designed to undermine the investigation, make excuses for the Trump administration, and prep for the next round of bad news.
you sir, are a faggot.
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actually he's not my president, you fucking faggot
OK, Sport.
>Request defibrillator unit, steel block 2' long, pillow, Ak-47, TNT charges, sandbags and cellphone.
>Pile sandbags between Trump and door.
>Place tnt charges around door.
>Lean steel block against door so it falls in doorway when door opens.
>Smother Trump with pillow to stop life monitor.
>Wait for door to open and be wedged open with steel block.
>Wait for libtards to come check on progress.
>Blow them a new gender with tnt charges.
>Use defib unit to revive Trump.
>Laugh while mowing down leftover communist tards with ak-47.
>Escort Trump out while dialing national guard with coords and request for evac.
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wow that was a really good post you must feel proud of yourself for writing that
>guilty for the crimes of corruption and treason
GUUUUIIIILLLLOOOOTTTTIIIINNNNEEEE
YUH!
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fuck you commie. America IS great. Fuck you and anyone who says it isn't. you unpatriotic faggot
BREAKING NEWS:
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH, TRUMP IS STILL GOING TO BE IMPEACHED, REMOVED AND IMPRISONED AND WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE WORST LEADER THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN.
Nice try, but we'd kill you. The days of libs being pussy doormats are OVER. We are TAKING our country back from you subhumans. Try and stop us and you'll see what happens.