What would you tell your 14 year old self if they asked for romance advice?

What would you tell your 14 year old self if they asked for romance advice?

Don't do it

In 1 year when you are alone with your gf she wants to have sex, take the clue and do it.
Don't worry about that bitch you have a crush on now between 15-17 you'll be a dating machine don't worry about anything.

Also that one chick that you've known forever also digs you

Confidence is key

Appreciate your constant boners while you can.

you can get with that girl and you'll probably get laid, but then force married (cuz asians) and then you'll have kids and then get a divorce and then end up the same as if you didn't get with her

hoes aint shit

stay chaste.

Dont be a fucking betafag and go for it, she digs you

This.

rip

dont be so fucking weird you retard. You'd have a girlfriend by now if you weren't. You're on the football team. You got a great body. You're semi attractive. Your parents are pulling in a thousand a week. Play it cool and don't try to make jokes because chances are, their weird. Ever girl in your grade thinks you're a pervert for it. Go smash some chicks from a different school.

The instant the bitch cheats, fucking leave. That and don't start a relationship with someone if they're already in one, they'll just do it right back to you

They're all thots, don't do it

stay the course no need to take any risks

>Don't waste the next 15 years of your life trying to get a girlfriend or lose your virginity, because you'll end up squandering every opportunity to better yourself as a person and up poor, with no skills, absolutely nothing to contribute to society, and in a permanent severely depressed state for the rest of your life.

dont suck your fathers dick its not worth it and it will be on your record

Yup

*and end up poor

u just peaked

damn balling on the just barely 52k a year lifestyle

>nicole has a crush on you.
>ask her out asap
>stay away from her sister

Dating isn't even worth it until you have a car and money to take her out

Be patient and the right girl will come along

Megan likes you. She's just acting like she hates you because she's flirting dumbass

What does that guy think he's going to do with that rocket launcher?

He's just a nigga wit a rocket launcher

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Madeline likes you

Stick to guys like we planned, it's a lot less hassle than these fucking whores out here. Leave the moment anyone cheats, it will never be the same and you'll never stop hating them while you're still together, even if you don't conciously realize it.

Don't fuck at the high school in about a year

Don't try porn in a couple of years

You don't have to find out if a girl likes you like how you like her before asking her out.

cousins are for practice

She wants you to fuck her but be gentle.

Dont fuckn do it. A womans loyalty is proportional to her options. Get the bitch that doesnt give you butterflies if any. Focus on yourself. Dont neglect your friends and family for a bitch that will throw the effort away in the end. There are more important things in life

>A woman's loyalty is proportional to her options.

Remember that, kiddos.

Amen

Getting into a relationship with Shelby seems like a great idea and the first few years are totally worth it but in 9 years your going to go to prison for 18 months for that chick little dude.

Say yes to Alice. She grows 36E tits and looks like a model when she hits 16. Ugly duckling turns into a Swan in action.

Tim?

holy shit, i feel like im feeling some of this even at 18. ill just have nights where its too fucking exhausting to masturbate, and i just dont even try. maybe i ruined myself with porn or something

Wear a condom, jumping after and pulling out doesn't work. Being a father at 16 ruined your life, you been working for 15 years and wasted your youth.