Counter-attack

>Counter-attack

>pressing

>Plan B

>False 9

>tiki-taka

>possession

>three at the back

Interchangable wingers

>inverted fullbacks

>regista

>No al calcio moderno

>porco dio

>maledetta
>sciabolata morbida
>mucchio selvaggio
>libero
>zona cesarini

>catenaccio

>pendulum wing-back

>attack minded philosophy

>passing
>scoring
>attacking
>defending
>winning
>ball
>goal
>pitch
>stadium
>fans
>players
>manager

>english language

>Jules Rimet

>double pivot

>center half

>goalkeeper

>arquero volante

>sweeper keeper

>big sequence of repeating numerals

>goal tender

>Lower league football is real football

takes some fucking doing it does

fettuccini

> natural sub

>zona mista

>Button football colections themed with great squads form the 70s, weekly polished

>wunderkind

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>subbuteo

These are the shittiest, most uninspired, unfunny threads Sup Forums ever produces and that takes some fucking doing. This is literally the exact same thread every single time with no variation. Fuck off.

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>These are the shittiest, most uninspired, unfunny threads Sup Forums ever produces and that takes some fucking doing. This is literally the exact same thread every single time with no variation. Fuck off.

You got here before me, good lad. Feel it needs repeating though.

These are the shittiest, most uninspired, unfunny threads Sup Forums ever produces and that takes some fucking doing. This is literally the exact same thread every single time with no variation. Fuck off.

>"Galácticos"
Spanish word for super stars

>"Those divegrass twinks wouldn't compete against REAL football athletes. They have been engineered to the biggest and strongest masses of solid black muscle it's not even close. I'm not a cuckold, though."

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “disappointed" pepe guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking "uninspired" thread. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic buzzkill NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS POST.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

No it actually means "galactics"