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Bands that aren't metal but people call metal for some reason edition.

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>it's a thread where autistic retards bitch about how anything popular isn't "real" metal

Daily reminder that there is nothing wrong with Batushka and Uada

I mean we're going to spend the entire thread arguing over stupid shit and calling each other nu-males anyway might as well have a general theme to it.

Uada is pretty alright

What happened to this fag

Gimme some riffs

That Uada, Inqu tour is gonna be lit

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AIC is just as metal as Black Sabbath

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Post some of your faves from this year

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Glam is hard rock not metal

This is the most retarded one yet.

A Fine Day to Die and Dies Irae are the best tracks on Blood Fire Death

Why is this considered crossover thrash? It sounds like a thrash metal album to me

Nah, if Odens Ride Over Nordland, A Fine Day To Die, Blood Fire Death, and Outro would be removed, what would exist would be the greatest thrash/first wave black release ever made. But nah, we got dumb filler shit to weaken the damn good parts of the record.

What the fuck? Those songs are the best on the record.

I'm so glad that Quorthon stopped playing shitty thrash metal and went on to better things.

>stopped playing shitty thrash metal
er

Bloated gimmicks. Odens Ride and Outro add nothing interesting, being essentially non-music scenes of sorts. The other two have these really simple clean guitar parts that are not worth having as not only do they water the music down, they are not that creatively done, just arpeggiating a couple three note chords.

odens ride is unironically awesome

You're complaining about the music being too simple and watered down while wishing the album had been purely black thrash

>thinks A Fine Day to Die is a bad track
Fuck off and die hard

If they were well written cleans written on the same level as the other riffs, I kinda wouldn't mind. But they aren't, and thus severely weaken the entire package.

Fantastic album, that and Verity are certainly my favorites so far.

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I didn't enjoy Verity that much personally. It was just missing something that I can't quite put my finger on.
Voice of Steel was such a masterpiece though so maybe I was just spoiled on that

My man

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Somebody else already posted Pyrrhon so I'll post this.

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abstract hip hop is to hip hop as what is to metal?

proge

what the FUCK is abstract hip hop, faggot

abstract metal

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Hell yeah! 42 songs in 3minutes and 51 seconds.

Devin Townsend
Kayo Dot
Pan.Thy.Monium
Sigh
Diablo Swing Orchestra
Arcturus
Unexpect
Gigan
Diabolical Masquerade
Thy Catafalque
The Meads of Asphodel

Stuff like that.

This probably sounds weird and autistic, but does anyone else think it sounds kinda corny for a metal band to have two two-syllable words as its name? Names should be short and snappy

Give some examples

so complete and utter plebbery for people who don't actually like the genre?

Isn't that what Abstract Hip Hop is as well?

i guess it basically is

dick
cock
poop

good production is for fags and nerds

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best girl

I kinda agree.
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not if done right, but I'll take a well done raw production over clean one any day of the week.

For those of you saying that this music is , and i quote "shit, worthless , making people sad''. I am here to prove you wrong. for starters , how fucking dare you. Do you not realize that this specific genre of music has decreased suicide rates by 70%? This 'shit' music is saving lives one by one. These artists are millions of people's mentors, they look up to these people. They strongly encourage that it is Okay to love yourself and express who you are , they put thought and meaning into their lyrics and for that they are highly appreceated. People have gained not only self respect , but self confidence included in this 'shit' we call Music. Music is varied in different genres and thats okay , some people like it , some people dont. Thats just how people want to live their lives , and by all means there is nothing wrong with that. but what really pisses not only me off, but many others , is that you comment stuff like "Their making teens kill themselves" "these people are devil worshipers". You do not fully understand the meaning of Music. Music has different types for a Reason! so if you dont like it , then dont bother commenting how you dont like it, only if you want to upset people. for arguments sake, just leave it alone. Thanks.

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it isn't

I literally proved you wrong you smelly fatass

you didn't, but you're now projecting, too? Wow...

this can't be real

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no just
stop and think about how much early thrash is for pussies that can't play guitar

>you didn't
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enough

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should have known from the start

metallica is shit and not metal

Behemoth is real metal. And they're popular, look at youtube views.

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If this isn't metal what is it
Certainly isn't mere rock or pop

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Wow this is good shit.

Got anything else similar to Suffering Hour?

not really, but try other blackened death metal bands such as Behemoth, you might like those.

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>oh look, look! I found one song where they suppose to play metal!
It's not metal band if most of their songs aren't metal, you dingus

Why are you unironically replying to b8 with a post-1989 Metallica song

Name a better album
>protip: you can't

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>Awaken the Guardån

sorry, you failed

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this

AAAAAAAAAAH TAKE ME AWAY TAKE ME AWAY

this

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I still don't get it

I like Boris and Sunn O))), there's nothing to "get" here. You either do or you don't, like with everything else.

wrong, do not pay attention to this post because it is wrong

nothing to get, literally just noise for hipsters

numales get it because it sounds similar to the vibrator they use to fuck themselves in the asshole

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Top tier meloblack perfection my man

>tfw no skating vampire gf who'll stalk you at night
meal for this feel?

GIRL WITH A BIG FACE

it makes sense that Fates Warning and Emmure come from connecticut. they both blow

I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP

I mean sure Emmure blows, but you better take that back about Fates Warning man

I'm not kidding around here, you better take that back