Glory to lord Kek

In this thread we write the holy doctrine of Kek, only kek decides what shall be written.

It is time to bring Kek to the next level brothers.

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Death to all infidels who oppose KEK

If thou shalt burneth the coal, thou shalt payest the toll.

youtube.com/watch?v=lhC7i_YmzKk

Idea for a kek photoshop

>the plague on the pharaoh with frogs raining down, pepe's face on all of them.

Though must sacrifice a gun to kek every 5 years to prove loyalty and that your country is uncucked

KILL ALL NIGGERS

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Praise him this shall be our Hymn.

>tfw you were there for the first kek thread
Man that was a fucking ride. Praise kek and may he make the world a better place.

There is no god but Kek (swt) and Donald Trump (pbuh) is his prophet

I think these dubs were telling us to check the date on the video

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We need more praise in this thread. It's low energy AF.

Remember to keep rolling for the Lord’s grace

Singular for dribble. Double for scribble.

Kek shall have 3 commandments.

Praised be KEK

The Jews are always the enemy.

KEKUS VULT

ALL SHITSKINS MUST BE KILLED FOR THE LORD

PRAISE KEK

remove kebab
youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WgR_N4h4

Please give me checked digits lord kek. I crave them.

Praise Kek!

Blessed be his name

Donald Trump is a false prophet.
Kek told me this personally.

Dat Boi is to be shunned as the false prophet it represents.

Trump is the true prophet

This is why I worship kek. It is so peaceful.

Praise Kek!

Dat Boi is kek incarnate

Kek is a religion of peace yo

>Dat Boi
Dat Boi is a forced meme and is complete shit

Kek is a benevolent god

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Behead all those that oppose Kek!

Kek is God
Kekology is the religion.
Followers of Kekology are Kekolds.

Kek needs to be properly fed repeating digits

Praise kek!

Remove Kebab

based user, what did the birth of our lord look like? do you have screens?

Sheeeeiiiiiiit

Wojack is our brother, and Kek will save him.

Praise be to his glorious name

For some reason the American flag in her ass just makes me laugh like a moron. It totally kills any sexy she has

KEK is truly among us that is why he grants me these dubs, a trump presidency, and all my hopes and dreams

Kek is the light in the darkness, the slayer of cuckoldry and bad memes

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Kek is our savior.

DURING these times there was a happening, by which the whole human race came near to being annihilated. Now in the case of all other calamities some explanation of a cause might be given by those of the liberal faith, such as the many theories propounded by those who think they are clever in these matters; for they love to conjure up causes which are absolutely incomprehensible to man, and to fabricate outlandish theories of racism and sexism knowing well that they are saying nothing sound but considering it sufficient for them, if they completely deceive by their argument some of those whom they meet and persuade them to their view. But for this calamity it is quite impossible either to express in words or to conceive in thought any explanation, except indeed to refer it to Kek.

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THE MEMEGULARITY IS COMING BEHOLD YE NORMIES

Trump will be our Emperor for our Lord Kek wills it. Niggers and Muslims will be exterminated and women shall know their place in society once again. The dark ages of political cuckoldry are behind is, the Age Of White Man has arrived, guided by our benevolent and merciful but harsh and just Omnipotent Kek. PRAISE HIM
PRAISE HIM
PRAAAAAISEEEEE HIIIM!

kek

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Proselytise the normies.

This rule was established early on.

LORD KEK

WITNESS ME

REPEATING DIGITS AND A HIGH TEST AMAZON GF TO CRUSH MY MANLET BODY

I BESEECH YOU

t. your humble servant

Kek should check these dubs

I see you all.

THE ABSOLUTE DEITY

PRAISE HIM

wow almost 4 dubs in a row.

Praise be unto LORD KEK.

I bestow upon my fellow followers of LORD KEK, this image.

t. creator of the original LORD KEK with pyramid and moon in the background.

this however displeases kek.

I am but a humble servant.

I will try harder.

It was glorious.

Nigger

k I'm spooked.

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uh oh guys i dropped my repeating numerals anyone seen them?

The first threads in which LORD KEK croaked from beyond was awe inspiring.

May he bless us all.

Lord Kek bless my family

KEK WILL SEE THE GREATEST EMPIRE EVER RISE FROM AMERICA, THE TRUMPRISING. ONLY IF THOU RECEIVES TRIPS OR HIGHER.

Magic is real

re-roll

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Kek, slayer of darkness but chaotic energy incarnate. Kek shall bring us light through battle.

Trips reveals true presence

KEK HEAR MY PLEA

SPEAK TO US OH KEK WHAT DAY SHOULD YOUR HOLY DAY BE?

SHOULD IT BE FRIDAY?

this is how its done pleb

FOR KEK'S TRUMPRISING

KEK hear me!!! grant me numbers...tell me your wishes.

Checked

kek

ROLLING FOR TRUMPRISING, A NEW ROME, EMPIRE, WESTERN CIVILIZATION. TRIPS GET.

KEK CONFIRMS IT

KEK WILLS IT

Checked

RE~ROLL!

Praise

FOR KEK

MEME MAGIKS

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Praised be Kek

We are praising lord kek, not lord keem

MY WIFE'S SON DREW THIS PRAISE KEK

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Will Kek lead us out of the matrix?

Kek has yet to reveal his glory to me, but if Trump wins, he will have my undying devotion.

Checked and lord kek'd

PRAISE BE

PRAISE KEK

BLESSED BE TRUMP HIS PROPHET

praise be unto pepe

i shall see my 72 Sup Forumsaks in heaven

KEK