>be me >in highschool >share physics class with a 9/10 girl >obviously a slut >the type of girl that buys really flashy clothing and giggles with her shit friends just to torture guys >find out she's locked onto me and fired her missiles >apparently she's been spreading a rumor that i'm retarded and can't think logically >a lot of the students stop taking me seriously >long for revenge >few weeks later >off to pick up some chemicals from the lab for a science project >find her in the store room fapping >awyiss.jpg >whip out phone at mach 4 and snap a few dozen pics >she runs out of the storeroom crying >I get my chemicals and leave the lab giggling like a little girl >she approaches me while I getting books from locker >"user...please delete those..." >stare at her for a solid 6 seconds with the look of utter disgust and disappointment then leave for class >fast forward a few days >i decide to put those pics to good use >i blackmail her into sucking my cock >mfw I blackmailed a chick into sucking my dick >mfw I sent it to all my friends and it spread throughout the school like wildfire >find her by her locker crying like the little bitch she is and her shitty friends trying to comfort her >approach her and yell so that the whole hallway can hear me >"CHECKMATE. BITCH." >mfw the whole school is fucking terrified of me until graduation
Austin Roberts
Pics or didn't happen
Juan Miller
>LOGically
Ryan Gutierrez
Yeah, cool story bro, you're a fuckin legend I'm sure
Elijah Green
op here
you don't have to believe anything I tell you and sounds shitty but i cant change it
that was about 10 years ago the phone was wiped several times didn't have it saved on any other device lost connection with all my friends
Blake Sullivan
>then aliens came >saw my awesomeness and made me their king >drowning in alien pussy
Angel Taylor
This is why I like Sup Forums
Some faggot comes along and tells an obvious fake story and gets laughed off the board
Saged
Oliver Edwards
obviously what else was i supposed to enhance my puny human intelligence with other than their amazing superhealing super mind-enhancing vaginal juices?
Dylan James
MFW reading this bullshit
Colton Walker
...
Benjamin James
OHHHH SHIT HI NICK a fellow Sup Forums faggot from my school dat nice
Blake Myers
>spreads like wildfire through a highschool in 2007 >no evidence OP is a lying faggot
Liam Taylor
>faggets
Jason Parker
everybody knows this never happened, but i can't help but wonder why you retads post shit like that?
usually they're funny stories that gives us a good laugh and nobody gives a fuck it's all false, but why this?
is this your personal fantasy? does posting this on a secret mongolian sword trading board makes you feel better about yourself?
Andrew Morris
If nothing interesting ever happens in your life aside from on TV it's normal to comfort yourself with stories of heroism and revenge.
The best of luck to my friends are the only thing is I have a great way to the point of the best of luck with your own life and the best rest in peace talks in a statement issued after I got a lot to do right now. The fact I have to a lot more than the one I want to go back in my life is and how what you want me on Twitter but and a few years ago and it now I'm and I don't know how.
I don't have a good time waster but I have no idea what to say it is a good very much like a lot more than the one that I can be the best thing about this one was injured in the morning and the best thing ever is when I was a good one.
Carter Ross
fascinating. i kept reading it and it feels like it makes sense but it's actually incomprehensible gibberish. saved it.
Charles Peterson
You truly are the winner here.
Jace Murphy
>find hot teenage girl fingering herself in a closet at school >not whipping out cock and having her be your cum slave >instead just take pictures on your phone >now the whole school is terrified of me until graduation >whole school terrified >terrified
More like creeped the fuck out. You are that degenerate weirdo that takes photos of girls in the bathroom.
You could have fucked her and gained some popularity, instead you chose the autistic pathetic route.
Go OP you sure showed her.
Fucking retard.
Pic related - its you Op.
Bentley Sullivan
the "things that didn't happen" thread
Hudson Wood
OP, I'm usually pretty gullible and never call out fake shit, but this is a bit over the top, since you're basically talking about committing crimes and proud public display.
>Picture of high school girl masturbating Surely she's underage and its basically child pornography. You supposedly distributed cheese pizza at school and everyone knows it was you
>blackmail I'm not sure which country doesn't have laws against blackmail
>blackmailing for sexual services I'm not sure how the law sees this, and I am not calling "rape" bit this has to fall in some sort of sexual harassment category
Next time you try to pump out some bullshit, try to think about how people really act in the real world
Austin Butler
he is a petty virgin loser, who likes to make up stories so people (i mean kids) can say woooow
Brody Baker
>filename
Fuck you that's Marjane Satrapi from "Persepolis".
Also your story is shit and no one believes you. That you make up this loser kind of shit on an anonymous Mongolian knitting enthusiasts image board is just embarrassing.