Story time faggets

story time faggets

>be me
>in highschool
>share physics class with a 9/10 girl
>obviously a slut
>the type of girl that buys really flashy clothing and giggles with her shit friends just to torture guys
>find out she's locked onto me and fired her missiles
>apparently she's been spreading a rumor that i'm retarded and can't think logically
>a lot of the students stop taking me seriously
>long for revenge
>few weeks later
>off to pick up some chemicals from the lab for a science project
>find her in the store room fapping
>awyiss.jpg
>whip out phone at mach 4 and snap a few dozen pics
>she runs out of the storeroom crying
>I get my chemicals and leave the lab giggling like a little girl
>she approaches me while I getting books from locker
>"user...please delete those..."
>stare at her for a solid 6 seconds with the look of utter disgust and disappointment then leave for class
>fast forward a few days
>i decide to put those pics to good use
>i blackmail her into sucking my cock
>mfw I blackmailed a chick into sucking my dick
>mfw I sent it to all my friends and it spread throughout the school like wildfire
>find her by her locker crying like the little bitch she is and her shitty friends trying to comfort her
>approach her and yell so that the whole hallway can hear me
>"CHECKMATE. BITCH."
>mfw the whole school is fucking terrified of me until graduation

Pics or didn't happen

>LOGically

Yeah, cool story bro, you're a fuckin legend I'm sure

op here

you don't have to believe anything I tell you and sounds shitty but i cant change it

that was about 10 years ago
the phone was wiped several times
didn't have it saved on any other device
lost connection with all my friends

>then aliens came
>saw my awesomeness and made me their king
>drowning in alien pussy

This is why I like Sup Forums

Some faggot comes along and tells an obvious fake story and gets laughed off the board

Saged

obviously what else was i supposed to enhance my puny human intelligence with other than their amazing superhealing super mind-enhancing vaginal juices?

MFW reading this bullshit

...

OHHHH SHIT HI NICK a fellow Sup Forums faggot from my school dat nice

>spreads like wildfire through a highschool in 2007
>no evidence
OP is a lying faggot

>faggets

everybody knows this never happened, but i can't help but wonder why you retads post shit like that?

usually they're funny stories that gives us a good laugh and nobody gives a fuck it's all false, but why this?

is this your personal fantasy?
does posting this on a secret mongolian sword trading board makes you feel better about yourself?

If nothing interesting ever happens in your life aside from on TV it's normal to comfort yourself with stories of heroism and revenge.

The best of luck to my friends are the only thing is I have a great way to the point of the best of luck with your own life and the best rest in peace talks in a statement issued after I got a lot to do right now. The fact I have to a lot more than the one I want to go back in my life is and how what you want me on Twitter but and a few years ago and it now I'm and I don't know how.

I don't have a good time waster but I have no idea what to say it is a good very much like a lot more than the one that I can be the best thing about this one was injured in the morning and the best thing ever is when I was a good one.

fascinating.
i kept reading it and it feels like it makes sense but it's actually incomprehensible gibberish.
saved it.

You truly are the winner here.

>find hot teenage girl fingering herself in a closet at school
>not whipping out cock and having her be your cum slave
>instead just take pictures on your phone
>now the whole school is terrified of me until graduation
>whole school terrified
>terrified

More like creeped the fuck out. You are that degenerate weirdo that takes photos of girls in the bathroom.

You could have fucked her and gained some popularity, instead you chose the autistic pathetic route.

Go OP you sure showed her.

Fucking retard.

Pic related - its you Op.

the "things that didn't happen" thread

OP, I'm usually pretty gullible and never call out fake shit, but this is a bit over the top, since you're basically talking about committing crimes and proud public display.

>Picture of high school girl masturbating
Surely she's underage and its basically child pornography. You supposedly distributed cheese pizza at school and everyone knows it was you

>blackmail
I'm not sure which country doesn't have laws against blackmail

>blackmailing for sexual services
I'm not sure how the law sees this, and I am not calling "rape" bit this has to fall in some sort of sexual harassment category

Next time you try to pump out some bullshit, try to think about how people really act in the real world

he is a petty virgin loser, who likes to make up stories so people (i mean kids) can say woooow

>filename

Fuck you that's Marjane Satrapi from "Persepolis".

Also your story is shit and no one believes you. That you make up this loser kind of shit on an anonymous Mongolian knitting enthusiasts image board is just embarrassing.