Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there

Wat do?

offer to make him dinner

>rape him and kill him
>get thanked by all major leaders of the free world
>win nobel peace prize
yep

Ask him for a job

Is this the liberal dream?

no, this is.

1. Obtain the delegates
2. Deliver them to rightful owner Cruz

You fags are like

"liberals are pussies who would getrekt by conservatives"

the next minute

"liberals are violent murderers and rapists and can't be stopped"

rinse and repeat again and again and again and again and again

found the shill

Ask how protectionist trade practices will help the economy when its proven that they destroy jobs than they create and make to average American poorer

That's what happens when people cling to a side instead of thinking independently.

Sup Forums in January:
>Can't wait for comfee street fights with butthurt leftists
Sup Forums in September
>Call FBI and make them shut down brutal psycho Antifas!

>Do a 360
>Walk away

>not doing a 720 or 1080

>shake his hand
> "Gee Mr. President, what are you doing in the UK, having tea with Farage? "

Stand my ground using the castle doctrine

ask him not to deport me

Ignore him. Worse insult possible for a narcissist like him.

Buy my rouphies from a different source.

say THANK YOU!

get rekt

grab baseball bat. beat him to a pulp

"Please don't fire me"

Interdasting, I can't into grammar also

wonder why my wife(s) brought him home cause im a cuck