Be me

>Be me
>Have hot coworker (pic related is her)
>Usually masturbate looking pic related (her profile picture on Facebook tho, I dont have her added)
>Today have the URGES to masturbate
>Go to bathroom (mixed)
>Start the job, with her picture.
>She opens the door
>She sees me.
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Pretty ugly tho

For anyone wondering this is not a fuck story ir anything related

Ill take things that never happen for 500

When she is the only girl in your Life besides your mom, she's hot

>She freaks the fuck out:
>"WTF user"
>I try to make her quiet:
>"Please dont shout, I havent fucked in 3 months (a lie, im a Virgin) and I'm very desesperate. Besides you're the hottest chick i know so I used this pic for making It faster.
>Shockingly she calms.
>"Its ok user i Will not tell anyone but dont do It again its fucking creepy"
>She seems Happy
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moar

go on

>Her boyfriend comes to pick Up her from work. (A chad)
>"Bye Audrey"
>"Bye user"
>She gets on bf car and leaves.
>I start walking yo my house.
>Literally 40secs later her bf comes with the car and stops by my side and gets out of car
>The bitch told him right away
>"Yo motherfucker did you masturbated to my chick at work?!"
>"Yes, but...
>He punches me in the face and kicks my stomach
>I fall on my knees
>He grabs me by my hair and gets close to my ear.
>"You better dissapear from here or im going to kill you"
>I butthead his nose
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honestly can't believe this, I think I see a dinosaur on the horizon

>"You better dissapear from here or im going to kill you"

This sounds like its from a bad 90s movie. Obvious bullshit.

To be honest I expected the dinosaur at the end of the fitst post when she opened the door

>he falls into the ground
>His nose starts bleeding a lot, like a FUCKING LOT
>She comes out of car crying
>My mind just snaps.
>Hit her with my knee in the face while shes hugging is bf.
>No one around, she fainted.
>Start pulling her clothes.
>Naked.
>Fingering her pussy in the middle of the Street
>An enormous rage blinds me.
>Start raping her
>Cum inside
>Lost my virginity to a semicorpse
>I relax and think.
>I just cant leave this like this, or im going to Jail.
>Put the two un the backup of the car, the bf fainted also.
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No

This has to be bullshit. This is too retarded.

This fucking story gave me aids

This story is beyond retarded

op, this was shit

>Start driving like a maniac
>think to myself "user youre so loco"
>Park in a abandoned párking
>Take the Two out of the car
>I start sucking bf dick
>It tastes like my dad.
>Look at his face
>Its my dad
>"What are you doing son?
>
>I wake ip
its wats all a drem

Ooooh, anooony. suc gud ending.

What a ride. That was like the first season of True Detective.

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WTF, OP here, did this motherfucker came out with all shit? Was going to tell how did I got fired.

I'm the OP, dipshit.

No you're not

Its pretty gay that you dream of giving head

No homo tho

> I butthead his nose

We'll solve this, whose the biggest faggot. 69 each other who ever cums first is op

What's wrong