Be me

>Be me
>Have hot coworker (pic related is her)
>Usually masturbate looking pic related (her profile picture on Facebook tho, I dont have her added)
>Today have the URGES to masturbate
>Go to bathroom (mixed)
>Start the job, with her picture.
>She opens the door
>She sees me.
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Pretty ugly tho

For anyone wondering this is not a fuck story ir anything related

Ill take things that never happen for 500

When she is the only girl in your Life besides your mom, she's hot

>She freaks the fuck out:
>"WTF user"
>I try to make her quiet:
>"Please dont shout, I havent fucked in 3 months (a lie, im a Virgin) and I'm very desesperate. Besides you're the hottest chick i know so I used this pic for making It faster.
>Shockingly she calms.
>"Its ok user i Will not tell anyone but dont do It again its fucking creepy"
>She seems Happy
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moar

go on

>Her boyfriend comes to pick Up her from work. (A chad)
>"Bye Audrey"
>"Bye user"
>She gets on bf car and leaves.
>I start walking yo my house.
>Literally 40secs later her bf comes with the car and stops by my side and gets out of car
>The bitch told him right away
>"Yo motherfucker did you masturbated to my chick at work?!"
>"Yes, but...
>He punches me in the face and kicks my stomach
>I fall on my knees
>He grabs me by my hair and gets close to my ear.
>"You better dissapear from here or im going to kill you"
>I butthead his nose
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honestly can't believe this, I think I see a dinosaur on the horizon