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1st for Mammal Moose

2nd and ducks win da cup

Big thieving veiny superior northern MinneGOATa cock desu

cute habs pupper

how to save the NHL
all rules stay the same except shootout winners get 1 point and shootout losers are deducted one point

thank me later

Daily reminder than there at 10 or more 18 year old rookies better than Patrick "looks like a 45 year old lesbian" Laine.

Care to name them, dumb shit?

*throbbing

Based phoneposter

Just make it 3 -2-1
3 for regulation win
2 for OT win
1 for OT loss

hockey hooligans when

>german "ideas"

1. nitro mechanisms in the skates
2.replace goal horn with pyro show behind the net
3. if a fight occurs, give 5 to the winner, 10 to the loser

Are you the same greece poster as

>this OP

Do NOT reply to kippers

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>OTT:Anderson looks to extend win streak to six
>WAS:Capitals switch up lines in practice Friday
>NYR:Henrik Lundqvist (LBI) is out 2-3 weeks
>CLM:Zach Werenski sets Jackets rookie record
>STL:Vladimir Tarasenko picks up 1G, 1A in win
>FLA:Aleksander Barkov scores 1G, 1A in loss
>MIN:Eric Staal scores 3 points in win over FLA
>DET:Tomas Tatar nets 2G, 1A in win over CHI
>CLM:Sergei Bobrovsky wins fourth straight game
>CLM:Boone Jenner scores GWG vs. Buffalo on Friday
>ANA:John Gibson returns to crease vs Blues on Fri
>MIN:Wild will start Darcy Kuemper Friday night

Every one of them.

>being this new


yes

>northern
>superior
kekekekekekekekekekeke

Im not new ive been here since the trade deadline

>small school championship
>"""Cinderalla Story"""
>David vs Goliath

Monticello has 1200 kids in their high school, the other 2 have over 400 kids a piece

I hate cities faggots so much REEEEEEEEEE

SHARKS TBQFWYF

Patrik Laine will finish this season with 3 other players who'll have more points than the second highest player on Crosby's Calder year roster.

Might expand to 5, if Byfuglien and Little can make it.

Yfw the ducks beat the shorks in round 2

then maybe you should write a complaint to mshl to change the rules
that or stop being a faggot

who is the blue collar? really.

htown is 615

t. Student/Employee #468928
t. Address 10291 1/2 Elmwood Road, Rose Prairie, MN

>implying the ducks will make it past the first round

Can someone give me the rapid rundown on this manlet?

He tore it up in the juniors and was touted as an elite player.

What happened?

t.northerncuck that hasn't won the big boy tourney in a decade
stay irrelevant kekekeke

Who is the worst black player ever to make it to the NHL?

Georges Laraque

NORTHERNERS BTFO

>Implying a canadian team will
If the flim flams can pass the oilels then round 2 is a lock

The blue collar is Hermantown but they are good and the favorites.
Meanwhile all these announcers want to see a new face and they don't really understand that most class A schools come from towns with entire populations less than 5000. Meanwhile the "Cinderalla" moose have fucking 2k kids dicking around the high school alone

Scaaaaaaar

There's nothing more cute than dogs wearing hockey jerseys... or peoples clothes in general
Silly dogs

the one that asked for too much money because he had one good season and then no one signed him and he's a reporter or something for NBC or some team

his Bronze card killed it in my NHL 16 HUT team

I axed you last week why you haven't driven your car into the rainy river. I am sure it's a decent drive.
So?

>"DUDE WTF DUDE, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THE BEST TEAM IN THE ENTIRE STATE SINCE THAT TIME YOU PLAYED YOUR JUNIOR YEAR"

so, are we with Hermantown?

Hermantown is the lesser evil

>8 straight final appearances
>2 ships
fucking shameful lmao

>manlets can only play hockey in the digital, fictional world

woah...

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The Sharks, Caps and Pongs missed the playoffs in my NHL17 franchise mode, this current season
Canucks missed it too though, it's a 50/50 with the realism in video games

>he tore it up in junior

Just so you know anyone can play CHL. I was drafted for CHL and now I shitpost on /hoc/

3rd line NHL players tear it up in junior

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gotchu

who do you support? you 're the guy from that open air rink we watched about amonth ago, right?

You were drafted for tier 10 junior

>drafted to the CHL

Nice, lad. Was it ever an option for you to get free education in the US?

>go to hurmantown
>spend whole youth getting good at hockey to impress qt
>get to finals and lose but have 5 kids with qt before 25
>work at PolyMet until you die of cancer

>go to monicello
>play hokkei to stay in shape
>assblast smaller schools while banging your qt
>go to school for engineering
>design mining equipment in your office while also getting out to see its performance
>retire with 4 grandchildren

Moorhead and Hermantown are /myguys/ for the next 10 hours

kek, how will ruralshits ever recover

Good morning, /hoc/.

Nah, i got a scholarship in Canada from the CHL and played University hockey after but nothing ever came up for NCAA

>lose

that seems a little bleak right now

tfw this guy is probably the only person here to play hockey

thats a funny way to say "the guy who feels the need to brag about playing hockey in his free time as a kid".

Malcolm Subban

i think we all played hockey for fun as a kid (unless you're from armenia/greece/australia/finland), but this guy played at a semi-professional level

>the cookie cutter void of suburb cucks

Almost every AAA player gets drafted to a CHL team though. CHL is a different game than NHL since your basically playing 1 step above Beer league.

there's a reason that maple leaks never made the ploffs b4


>27-0

see

BNMC
(big northern Minnesota cock)

you probably weren't good enough

Damn these finals are rarely as good as the previous rounds. The players are dead tired. I suppose this is class A though.

Would be a nice story to tell at the bar about how you used to play with the NHL's top player s or how you played with busts and you "knew all along".

jk btw

Awwh
I like Greece now
Making a joke, only to apologize in advance because he didn't want to hurt anyone
You're good, Greece

>montesori hanging by the nets

why does it always go limp at state?
since the split they've been getting btfo

I wasnt, I only played like 20 games in 3 seasons, but hey, i got a free degree out of it.

wow I didn't realize they gave him 2 games. I was thinking more like at least a season though

Tell me how TSN justifies Matthews winning the Calder over Laine while not even being the best rookie of his own team?
Are we going to hear things like intangibles? Or are we going to hear about his position as a C and 2-way play and completely ignore the fact he doesn't play a lick of defense?
Either way, it's going to be gringe worthy hilarious.

3 games in 3 or 4 days
deeper team usually wins because of stamina

I got filthyly dangled by Nathan MacKinnion. Its probably the only highlight Ill ever be in

Why do dogs like to carry shit in their mouths? My dog picks up pieces of shit off the ground all the time too

because it likes to eat shit like his master

>ot
>vs a team that has never been to state
w e w

Even Monticello players know they've already lost.
It's over. The crown of thorns is the reward.

It doesn't really matter, Murray is the best rookie anyway

Who?

dat refpuck

it was a great deal and I hope I will get to play hockey sometime. not for scholarships, just to play.

thanks dane. I normally hate to add that clarification, because if the need to clarify is there, then people aren't communicating in the same level.

This

Because he has seen you doing it.

I didnt think they had money to buy the refs?

NHL playoff rules it seems

It wont be hilarious
I will kill myself if it happens
its not FUNNY

I think it will happen and I will laugh my ass off.
Just look at the race right now. It's not even close and all they can talk about is how exceptional Matthews is at tying his laces.
It's ridiculous and I'm simply loving it.

montiglianni seems to be in a difficult position right now

>hermantown goalie was eating it in teh first two periods just to come back at the third, as a joke

>goonmentown

Now or never, Moose

>french last name
>ginger
I would be mad too.

wah wah

enjoy the shorthanded goal

>theater

Will Taylor Hall ever see the playoffs?