/brit/

Britain's mascot Edition

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kots

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If you get bigger, you just get a bigger damn wagon.

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*revs up leaf-grinding machine*

Christine Taylor was so hot in friends

кoты*

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turtlemodel edition

business idea: round the fatties up and put them in labour camps to make them lose weight

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Retard

hmm yes

how good is coke of the DNMs

*invests*

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nice design

Looks like he will rape your sister and nick your wallet

business idea: sneak into the camp at night and fuck all the fat girls

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>tfw not anglo-american but still post here

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dis maek me happe

drunk again lads

there were some alright looking lads in the last thread

turtle is still the best looking though

why won't you look at me when we make love anymore?

oh this is the new one for fenchurch?

walk past a giant construction site on the way to work everyday
fun watching it progress

>he hasn't visited the United States

are you a spic or a nigger?

don't come, it's shit

walk past a giant construction site on the way to work everyday
fun getting compliments

was waiting for this to cut to a puppy being tortured/dissected alive or something

just puked

turle seems like a nice lad

you drunk or ill?

Fuck off we're full

>anglo-american
no such thing

mostly gabbagool, with some sauer kraut

el gatto

seen people post phimolad/turtle a lot but i don't think i've ever seen him actually post

how do you know it's him

how are normies content with a 9-5 admin job, a peugeot 206, a hairdresser gf called sharon, and a barratt new build, watching x-factor on a saturday? they don't read the classics, they don't ever truly think about anything. why don't they strive for greatness?

im better
was about to post this exact thing

ill a bit

youtube.com/watch?v=aatr_2MstrI

really like this tune but the music video is a bit hard on the stomach

hey there, McWilliam haha

wouldn't mind a hairdresser gf called sharon

He talks about his dick
Aussie

he blesses us with new images every so often

only in Maine and Colorado
anglos got out bred easily by krauts and micks

hate dogs, love cats

just booked my flights to Kansas City, Missouri.

get well soon

now fuck off

you can tell its him when its IMG_xxxx
he posts himself usually and then gets talked about by others for the rest of the thread
think he replies to himself sometimes

guess we're not in Kansas anymore

cancel them immediately. you'll hate it here. stay out; it's terrible

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cop or not
blackstar-wear.com/catalog/26/p2471/?option_value_id=345&sex=1

ok x

>IMG_xxxx
pretty sure that's the case for a lot of photo devices though?

Just booked my flight to Newcastle

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fuck off

feel sick as well

do you think there are other people going round taking pics of him in his bedroom?

Fuck off

some of the IMG_xxxx ones are not me
also like posting pics from my travels

crease

Just booked my flight to Manchester

this

are you sped or something

Its pronounced "misery" you fucking poof
seriously, enjoy that midwestern 'cide

all iphone images

love the way turtle tries to be /fa/ when he's in character but the rest of the time he's here he's just posting about havin a poo and doin a wank

might unironically be sucking a nigger cock tonight

Just booked my flight to High Wycombe

margaritas

I have never opened a single image posted in /brit/. I can just imagine you now, straining your stubby little fingers as fast as you can to attach image, fill out the captcha 3 times, and click submit. You've pushed those sausages you call fingers to the limit so that you can share a collection of pixels with me but I have simply ignored them. It doesn't matter, jpg, png, gif, I don't look at a single one. I take pleasure in knowing the care you put into choosing that image, the perfect image for your perfect post, only to be ignored by me, oh the pain this must cause you.

Kansas is the GOAT american city though

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WTF I hate sophie turner now

>yanks

Just booked my flight to Exter

lol.

someone please share that vocaroo about the north

Just booked my flight to Kuwait

Good lad

wheres that?

reminder turtlemong is 5' 7''

wtf I love her now

they're doing spastic tier exercises so she deserves it

would love sophie turner to call me a worthless nigger and drip hot wax on my throat and sit on my toes

feel guilty sometimes that turtle's face gets associated with my willy
especially since hes been identified in public before

just got covered for a rented flat, 1 room, 1 bathroom, 700 sq. ft
got basil my teddy packed, he's comfy :)

>people crying over a word used in an ironic tone

кoты и кoшки :3

need to whack a nigger cock off

It's not like she spat on some black person and called them a nigger as she whipped them with a belt.

They were clearly fine with it.

God I hate the media

Top 5 worst counties in the UK:

Devon
Durham
Somerset
West Yorkshire
Greater Manchester

how did she respond then?

reminder he's also handsome whereas you are a jealous runtoid

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