Britain's mascot Edition
/brit/
kots
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If you get bigger, you just get a bigger damn wagon.
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*revs up leaf-grinding machine*
Christine Taylor was so hot in friends
кoты*
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turtlemodel edition
business idea: round the fatties up and put them in labour camps to make them lose weight
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Retard
hmm yes
how good is coke of the DNMs
*invests*
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nice design
Looks like he will rape your sister and nick your wallet
business idea: sneak into the camp at night and fuck all the fat girls
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>tfw not anglo-american but still post here
drunk again lads
there were some alright looking lads in the last thread
turtle is still the best looking though
why won't you look at me when we make love anymore?
oh this is the new one for fenchurch?
walk past a giant construction site on the way to work everyday
fun watching it progress
>he hasn't visited the United States
are you a spic or a nigger?
don't come, it's shit
walk past a giant construction site on the way to work everyday
fun getting compliments
was waiting for this to cut to a puppy being tortured/dissected alive or something
just puked
turle seems like a nice lad
you drunk or ill?
Fuck off we're full
>anglo-american
no such thing
mostly gabbagool, with some sauer kraut
el gatto
seen people post phimolad/turtle a lot but i don't think i've ever seen him actually post
how do you know it's him
how are normies content with a 9-5 admin job, a peugeot 206, a hairdresser gf called sharon, and a barratt new build, watching x-factor on a saturday? they don't read the classics, they don't ever truly think about anything. why don't they strive for greatness?
im better
was about to post this exact thing
ill a bit
youtube.com
really like this tune but the music video is a bit hard on the stomach
hey there, McWilliam haha
wouldn't mind a hairdresser gf called sharon
He talks about his dick
Aussie
he blesses us with new images every so often
only in Maine and Colorado
anglos got out bred easily by krauts and micks
hate dogs, love cats
just booked my flights to Kansas City, Missouri.
get well soon
now fuck off
you can tell its him when its IMG_xxxx
he posts himself usually and then gets talked about by others for the rest of the thread
think he replies to himself sometimes
guess we're not in Kansas anymore
cancel them immediately. you'll hate it here. stay out; it's terrible
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ok x
>IMG_xxxx
pretty sure that's the case for a lot of photo devices though?
Just booked my flight to Newcastle
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fuck off
feel sick as well
do you think there are other people going round taking pics of him in his bedroom?
Fuck off
some of the IMG_xxxx ones are not me
also like posting pics from my travels
crease
Just booked my flight to Manchester
this
are you sped or something
Its pronounced "misery" you fucking poof
seriously, enjoy that midwestern 'cide
all iphone images
love the way turtle tries to be /fa/ when he's in character but the rest of the time he's here he's just posting about havin a poo and doin a wank
might unironically be sucking a nigger cock tonight
Just booked my flight to High Wycombe
margaritas
I have never opened a single image posted in /brit/. I can just imagine you now, straining your stubby little fingers as fast as you can to attach image, fill out the captcha 3 times, and click submit. You've pushed those sausages you call fingers to the limit so that you can share a collection of pixels with me but I have simply ignored them. It doesn't matter, jpg, png, gif, I don't look at a single one. I take pleasure in knowing the care you put into choosing that image, the perfect image for your perfect post, only to be ignored by me, oh the pain this must cause you.
Kansas is the GOAT american city though
WTF I hate sophie turner now
>yanks
Just booked my flight to Exter
lol.
someone please share that vocaroo about the north
Just booked my flight to Kuwait
Good lad
wheres that?
reminder turtlemong is 5' 7''
wtf I love her now
they're doing spastic tier exercises so she deserves it
would love sophie turner to call me a worthless nigger and drip hot wax on my throat and sit on my toes
feel guilty sometimes that turtle's face gets associated with my willy
especially since hes been identified in public before
just got covered for a rented flat, 1 room, 1 bathroom, 700 sq. ft
got basil my teddy packed, he's comfy :)
>people crying over a word used in an ironic tone
кoты и кoшки :3
need to whack a nigger cock off
It's not like she spat on some black person and called them a nigger as she whipped them with a belt.
They were clearly fine with it.
God I hate the media
Top 5 worst counties in the UK:
Devon
Durham
Somerset
West Yorkshire
Greater Manchester
how did she respond then?
reminder he's also handsome whereas you are a jealous runtoid