Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? Is anything on your mind? Wanna know your fortune...

Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? Is anything on your mind? Wanna know your fortune, or get a picture drawn just for you? Come hang out in my shrine for a while.

>dubs get to request a fortune, courtesy of the fairies of Gensokyo
>trips get to request a drawing!
>rolls for others are acceptable

spread your pussey, bb

I need some advice, whats the best way to get rid of a shrine maiden? No relation to you of course, probably.

how can you say no to those feet?

Sorry, that would be impossible for any dumb youkai or fairy to pull off. I'm afraid you're screwed in this situation.

What would you say to them instead, Anonymous?

cover up your hair you whore

No!

Oh hello there!

Hello there cutie it's nice see a thread E>

You're pretty skilled if you can talk with those in your mouth...

Fortune here please.

Rolling.

I am a man of simple instincts, I see a couple of nice legs, and I post on the thread.

Thanks! It's nice to be a thread!

So damn close, reroll.

And now, nearly trips.

Seriously, I feel in a tight spot and need advice.

I can't tell your future, but I can offer a spot of advice.

Well, they're always saying you should be a simple kind of man. Good job!

Yes please

Will I ever find the Reimu cosplayer of my dreams?

Anything.

Are the fairies of Gensokyo single?

Aaah those legs are too much its painful stop it

that's... vague, but okay.
always drink at least 500ml of water after you drink. the dura shrinks when you're dehydrated, squeezing the brain and resulting in a hangover.

Hello! Do you have an aversion to shoes?

Fortune rolling

My my, did they offer you something behind my back?

Are those really your feet?

*gropes from behind* Alice is h-here!

Yes, but I'm afraid I can't discuss the details. They said they're shy about this sort of thing~

a lil more specifics please E>

yay Alice

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Is there ever going to be another show that is like and as good as scrubs?

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that is not how hangovers work Jill. It's due to metabolites of alcohol

Sorry on that.

Now, on the things at hand. I'm struggling to graduate because I choose to make a thesys chich turned out to be more complex than I thought.

Then, since I thought I had my degree on the pocket I applied to become an officer for the armed forces on my country.

I have to serve 12 years after graduating there, but first I gotta graduate from my degree but no matter how much I work on my thesys my advisor always send it back.

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gib fortune

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Oh gosh, no. I love shoes! There are so many beautiful kinds of shoes out there... but I'd never wear them in my own home.

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Re-rolling for you.

mfw Americans wear shoes around the house

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Fortune?

what kind of feedback are you getting from your adviser? Are you getting it in adequate quality & amount to be able to improve it?

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Yes. It's called "All the rest of TV"

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...which results in dehydration, yes.
I mean, what is your advisor sending it back with? they must be providing advice on what to change/improve, right?

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Reimuuuuuu!!!!
Boy, am I glad to see you!
How have you been?

Huh, that's odd...

*moans softly* Aah!

I-I was wondering if you'd show up!

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Fortune pls

A-OK! And you?

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ReimuĀ“s body was made for sin

Fortune

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Pls

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H-how could I miss it

Actually, no.

He just give me hints on what is wrong and in the end everything else changes from the rest of the thesys, thus I have to correct nearly everything eveytime I change something.

Pls firtune

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>sins with Reimu's body when she isn't using it

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Pls fortune

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CDD

Who's up for some classic fun with everyone's favorite video game...
...LSD Dream Emulator?!

I will roll for your fortune, too.

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Fortune bls

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Fortune plss

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It's easy to miss such a low pressure shrine maiden as myself, you know! You've been pretty busy today!

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Fortunee pls

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That Tomoko has some really sexy eyelids I'd love to feel them wrapped around my dick.

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Tune pls