Would you?

Would you?

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Good job sharing your scat fetishism into this board.

Tell me, are you a jew by any chance? Scatology is widely prevalent among kikes.

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Rightpedia? Are you wearing a tinfoil hat?

>scatoLOGy

Fuck off Paul

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Who?

Sounds like someone should grow up

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Sage doesn't work like how you think it works buddy

faggot autism pal

You have to be 18 to post here guy

Sage doesn't actually work like that

you have to be a faggot to post here faggot

no faggot works like that faggot

Kek. Grow up

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A lot less effort with that one

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Quads logged!

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If Quints, may the log be banished forever

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Kek

Nice

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Dnot you get it. The logs are unstoppable. Everyone that tries to end it eventually gets bored. Log life.

Let them bump the thread user, since most newfags know sage hasn't worked since 09

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Logging in.

Dubs logged
Throat clogged

Dub sixx. You just awoke Andy from his slumber.

He's here.

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The Log requires maturity to understand. Those who spam Log threads demonstrate their inferior intellectual abilities.

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actually, it's not a meme, kiddo. It's an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.

Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.

But both of these interpretation of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logbois discover to be a powerful force. Some say it's brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn't share, loli, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.

So what does Andy's Log mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.

Andy scoffs jerkily and says:

“Pfft. Get out of here, faggot,” and tries to close the door on you, but you acting faster and utilizing your lighting-fast reflexes manage to wedge your foot in the doorway as its about to close and keep the door open.

You then charge forward, pushing him back into his trailer so that he ends up in a supine position underneath you.

“Oh no you don’t!” you exclaim with the adrenaline building up inside you for what is about to happen next. “I’ve waited too long for this and I will have your warm log.”

You then pounce onto Andy and grab him by the neck, strangling him as he panics in distress on the floor and tries with multiple blows to your heat to get you off of him, but your concentration is key and your objective, the warm creamy log roll inside his Colon of Natvity, is prime. His moving stops and you release his neck just before he passes out and then you turn him over onto his stomach and start pulling his pants down.

As you’re working to gain forced access to his beloved spintcher, he finds a marble bust of Jynxx that was toppled from the stand it rested on when you pushed the door into the dressing room, grabs the very end of it and then then turns around before hitting you over the head with it. You then fall to the side but then recollect your bearings instantly and efficiently enough to disarm andy and headbutt him with your forehead right on his bridge, causing him to lay helplessly and bleed from his nose.

You then turn him over a second time, with the intention that this second attempt on his butthole will go undisturbed. As you’re pulling his trousers, andy moans in angst in despair on the ground while you enter your face, forcibly, into his ass crack. A security guard patrolling the hallway comes across the entrance of the dressing room to see the door breeched and Andy laying face down with your face down in his ass crack.

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“What the fuck?” the security guard exclaims not knowing whether to be weirded out or disgusted.

You turn your eyes while your face is still in his ass crack and notice the security guard staring the two of you from the broken door. The security guard then quickly reaches for his gun but you’re faster than he is and more prepared: you pull your face out of andy’s ass crack and draw a taser and shoot him from the distance. The pins hit him in the chest and send an electric shock surging through his entire body, causing his muscles to contract and pull the trigger of the gun he held with a round firing promptly into Andy’s heel.

Andy then shrieks in pain but starts crying as things for him get worse and worse from that point. The security guard then falls forward and lands on his pistol which goes off when he lands on top of it and fires a round into his chest which grazes its way through the right side of his heart before moving swiftly through his neck and stopping at the brain, killing him.

Now that that confrontation is over with, to carry one with what you were doing before you were so rudely interrupted. You place your face in between his ass crack like earlier, only this time Andy starts crying and screaming along with desperately squirming as the effects of your last headbutt to his face begin to wear off. Having enough of his foolish nonsense, you grab the marble bust of Jynxx he hit you with earlier and knock him out heavily with a swift blow to the back of his head. He then stops moving and also stops displaying any signs of life from that point onwards.

The cream

the steam

go on....

The dream

You continue on with what you were doing and place your face back inside the security of his ass crack as he lays flat on the floor of his dressing room, lock lips with his asshole to form the air-tight seal, and then suck. You suck harder than you’ve ever sucked before because andy’s unconscious and isn’t awake to help push the log of shit out of his ass. Your lungs suck as if you were sucking a golf ball through a garden hose, and suck and suck until you feel the warm brown enter your mouth.

You feel the warmth of the log just as youre about to give up which keeps you going. Towards the end of the log, your body is spent, it’s tired and it wants to quit, but your love and affection for Andy Sixx and his warm creamy log roll is just too much to go to waste. You suck the last bit out of his asshole and swallow with your esophagus muscles taking over from your lungs, which are about to collapse out of exhaustion.

You then sit back and breathe heavily and look at the damage, at andy’s unconscious body and the dead security guard while savoring the shit taste in your mouth. You tell yourself that it was a good day, then spank andy’s bare ass and then stand up and leave.

A few hours later, Andy’s manager walks into the dressing room and sees andy laying face down with his pants pulled down with slobber around his anus along with a dead security guard lying face down in a pool of his own blood.

“What the fuck happened here?” the manager asks waking Andy up from his slumber. Andy then sits upright, dazed and discombobulated and replies:

“Ugh, I don’t know but for some reason, I feel like I just dropped a big one.”

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grow up

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Just a gentle reminder that Logboi's don't reply to spamming and troll posters.

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Your creativity never ceases to amaze me.

>Bravo

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What about telling them to grow up??

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The boy with the shitlog earing.

real mature

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Questioning their maturity is acceptable.

slidd to unlock*

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Yes, definitely slidde

Classic log here. Haven't seen this image in months. Kudos.

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OP is a fag

Grow up

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OP FAGGOT

Mature more