Hi /b
I have a story for you guys. It is 100% truth and you can either believe me or not.
So apparently I am "internet famous" and my identity has been a secret for the last 18 or so years, until now, to me anyway.
A long time ago, way back in 1996-2000 I used a program called mIRC which back in the glory 56k days was kinda the IN thing for bored rich kids where I live. While using this program I would troll on the side, initiating cybersex with girls who were randoms in the room but instead of the usual "I put my tongue over your wet clitoris", I used a range of storylines to shock these girls into riding with it for as long as they could while being so offended by it. They were good days, we had 600+ people in the room I would troll in, and I had a side room where I would paste these conversations to friends in there, I still keep in touch with those 2 people, who know my identity.
Feel free to ask me anything, apparently this is better than /reddit for keeping anonymity.
