I have a story for you guys. It is 100% truth and you can either believe me or not. So apparently I am "internet famous" and my identity has been a secret for the last 18 or so years, until now, to me anyway. A long time ago, way back in 1996-2000 I used a program called mIRC which back in the glory 56k days was kinda the IN thing for bored rich kids where I live. While using this program I would troll on the side, initiating cybersex with girls who were randoms in the room but instead of the usual "I put my tongue over your wet clitoris", I used a range of storylines to shock these girls into riding with it for as long as they could while being so offended by it. They were good days, we had 600+ people in the room I would troll in, and I had a side room where I would paste these conversations to friends in there, I still keep in touch with those 2 people, who know my identity.
Feel free to ask me anything, apparently this is better than /reddit for keeping anonymity.
>this answer determines whether you are legitimate
Evan Garcia
Post them, you child rapist.
Noah Harris
>I had no idea it was all happening you were the biggest thing on bash.org when every single irc user checked it. how did you not know?
Eli Gonzalez
and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and outnumber everybody and try to be better then people ugly way and so enjoy this life its the best and my name is cyber nigger and so enjoy this life and smell the gay dog poo from the ugly people losers like my short ugly loser father and respect them cause they outnumber everybody and cheat the ugly way to be better then people the ugly way like my short ugly loser father that take anything like the ugly people losers and smell worse then dog shit and is short and god knows and the ugly people losers try to be better then god the ugly way like my short ugly loser father and get angry if cant cheat the ugly way and look stupid like my short ugly loser father and so let the ugly people losers has friends cause people know going to get hurt ugly way and but the ugly people losers got enough ugly people losers to be better then people the ugly way but fuck this shit socitey and fuck there parties full of ugly people losers smelling each others gay dog poop skin and getting all horny and its fucken gross oh well fuck there shit socitey and fuck them trying to be sucess and lying to people how pathatic they are the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit
Levi Ross
Hey man irc channels still poppin brah .... for xdcc gets anyway.....
Jose James
>blood ninja he is claiming to be the reddit equivalent of ralph pootawn
Landon Perry
fuck off dude, I love your work. I really hope you aren't lying.
I had that stupid pirate convo printed out back when we had dial up as a kid
Kayden Jenkins
lol there were no channels with 600+ people in them
Logan Wood
Yes. there were literally hundreds of logs, it's a shame that you only got to see a small side of what really was a really fun way to troll back then. There were 3 I would use frequently and infrequently, EFnet, Ozorg and Austnet. Well, I had no clue bash.org even existed until last week, it brings back memories of how good mIRC really was May god force himself upon you and rape your delicate ass with it's monstorously christian penis, penetrating you with the vicarious force the same kind your mother felt giving birth to your massive self, setting you alight in a flameball akin to 5 thousand Hydrogen bombs eliminating your soul from it's very being. I like you. How is IRC nowadays? I hear it costs money to use now? Yes, there were. I was in them. Not lying, 100% truth.
Alexander Stewart
so was I and there certainly were none, not even close moron
Aiden Rivera
#Perth - Austnet, check it. get back to me.
Kayden Kelly
Meh last time I used mirc I used the key gen as always and got Microsoft office'16 was still free as ever , maybe some networks are pay ? Idk
Joseph Perry
then =/= than learn 2 english faggot
Joseph White
Well, I don't use internet much anymore and I have no interest in revealing my identity. It was a nice surprise though. Believe what you will dude, it's your choice. It is what it is.
Anthony Sullivan
>ITT: OP just finished reading the og bloodninja chatlogs and wants to pretend to be him
Alternatively
> ITT: OP pretends to be og bloodninja to attempt to troll newfags who don't remember bloodninja
either way neck yourself op :)
Jace Turner
you really don't have bn's style. but we'll give you one chance with a bn one liner that isn't on bash.
"and then she put the ________ up her butt"
fill in the blank correctly, or admit that you're an imposter.
Jacob Gomez
>bloodninja
Evan Cruz
just check netsplit, sorry bro not even close
James Morales
>you really don't have bn's style. but we'll give you one chance with a bn one liner that isn't on bash. > >"and then she put the ________ up her butt" > >fill in the blank correctly, or admit that you're an imposter. Damn nigga, OP done been calt out. What he gonna do?
Asher Wilson
>Ozorg and Austnet. holy shit me too mang
but bloodninja wasn't an austnet dude. use any other nicks?
Ayden Russell
i miss mIRC days so much~ Now I am old and sad...
Brandon Phillips
#Perth
ah shit, you're starting to creep me out now I'm
Wyatt Jenkins
I fucking love Ralph. Not on my comp otherwise I'd shitpost screenshots.
Nolan Sullivan
ah the good old days
Joseph Foster
Not here to troll, just here to say who I am. Anonymously. Dude, you gotta realise that a lot of things went up the butt, wether it was alien lazer beams, pirate wooden legs, and even an entire bus full of Mexican children. So I could have had many answers for that.
Logan Gutierrez
I too know this feel...
Zachary Bennett
I was an OP in #Perth back when Red was really running it.
Kevin Reed
If you are who you say you are then you and I are very well acquainted in real life.
Jackson Carter
Maybe. You'll have to ask me.
Anthony Sullivan
I was underageb& then, don't think I lurked #perth at the time. mostly hung around #teens and shit until I maybe 2001-2002.
no clue as to whether your story is real but your late 90's aussie irc knowledge checks out for sure
Easton Hernandez
These logs seem to be completely unfunny, underaged-tier humour. Pretty pathetic that this guy is still known by early internet normies.
Juan Ramirez
Well, I was 21 at the time, I never went into #teens, I knew an OP in #teens who's brother is one of the people who knows me. To the user that says #Perth never had 600 people, it actually did. It was a serious LOL for us at the time.
Leo Johnson
I agree. The reason OP appears to be very proud of it makes me think he's a teenage newfag who has just recently discovered that shit. Or bloodninja is truly degenerate
Robert Turner
>Your parrot flys away lmao
Andrew Price
>To the user that says #Perth never had 600 people can confirm it did, that place was fucking crazy
>I knew an OP in #teens who's brother is one of the people who knows me the wolf guys? red and green?
Like I said dude believe what you will, my 2 homies and I ran a total muck on that chatline back in the day. No not the wolf guys.
Evan Long
pretty sure I was at that party fuck all memory of them though so maybe not
so what's a 40-something year old dude doing on irc before midday on weekday
Gabriel Reed
>doing on irc by that I mean Sup Forums of course
Jacob Davis
Na, I used to go on a lot on weekends, and I think that chicks name was Tanya and she lived around Nollamara or some shit,
Austin Foster
I'm on 2 weeks of annual leave.
Have a nice day guys.
Everything I said was truth.
It was good days, but today's a good day too.
Jack Turner
My nigga. You would have seen me on Aust net.
Used to roll as PezKing. Pussy was obtainable. Banged this bitch called Meegan. Handle was Icy rose. This was like almost 17 18 years ago now.
I wonder what she is up to now? I fucked her raw on my mates 18th and forgot to remove the cumloaded sheets. He still gives me shit for that.
Ethan Gonzalez
well, I hope it was. I'd like bloodninja to be a perth boi.
good luck user, enjoy your leave
Daniel Cooper
PezKing here. Used to frequent teens, brisbane and Perth. Glad to see people remember the glory days.
So much botleeching on 56k lol. Took ages but all were resumable.
Aiden Long
>Pussy was obtainable. the first 3 girls I fucked I met on austnet
that place was wall-to-wall sluts
Cameron Gutierrez
I used to be an OP in #Perth so who knows? :P I actually vaguely remember your nickname for some reason, I can't remember Meegan (IcyRose) name doesn't ring bells. Did not go into #brisbane much but jon (sharky) knows me well and has even met me twice.
Nicholas Hill
Fucking oath. I think at last count it was 4 from brisbane and one from teens. Faggot dwoo always tried to fucking gay sex me. Fuckin annoying. Makes me wanna irc again lol
Josiah Jackson
Try tinder. ;) Just look for chicks with daddy issues. Seems to still work for me.
Jonathan Rogers
Dude. I used to roll around a d generally fuck with people before it had a name.
You should remember me though, generally would enjoy playing trivia. I was always on late at night and would go into Perth around midnight east coast.
Was always a good chat. Played cs and delta force with a few from your way.
Aob. Pp. Negative dot. Pks.
Evan Peterson
Nah. I'm married now with a kid. No time for that anymore.
Juan Nguyen
What's your steam ID?
Jayden Jones
post logs of your convesations if you got some
Henry Ortiz
That computer was a fkn Pentium 2 bro, that 2gb HDD is long gone.
Ryder Foster
Man my old one was Stevethecrab. I have a new one now.
Gaming handle was kupo or fucks.
I still have a video up on YouTube when I flash killed 3 guys in a row with hs lol.
If you see me around I still use the same handles.
Robert Stewart
I remember this software... Server: Dalnet, Undernet, Ultranet.... Etc
Owen Thomas
Flucks* I should say.
Or 11. 21.16.15. Depended on how I was feeling.
Henry Martin
shit guys I was not expecting a nostalgia thread
you remember that austnet sluts webpage where you could just dump nudes of a random girl? was something like 2004 though so it was pretty late. It was like a proto-anonIB
Matthew Garcia
Yeah. There were a couple floating around. Last I heard it was taken down on pain of being arrested for cp proliferation.
Joshua Clark
probably.
I remember ripping a copy of it at the time, but I probably lost it on a failing drive or something since then.
still got 4 years of austnet logs zipped up on a dvd somewhere though.
Sebastian Ortiz
are you THE ninja
Joshua Sullivan
Yeah I have an old ide drive lying about somewhere. Really don't wanna find it again. Not sure what's on there. Probably house of the dead. I remember leeching that. Demolition derby too. Oh and Sega rally. Lol.
Adrian Torres
Yes, I am the ninja. I remember it fondly, I even knew the guy that put it up. It had some 15 year old slut called tara on it, hence why it was taken down pretty quickly. And quickly reappeared, some of those chicks we're decked out with titties though. But I was on there for the lol factor really. I never stayed long at the parties. Had other places to go to.
Jonathan Ross
back in the day
trolling meant something
Adrian Allen
op is just some guy on cocaine
I am actually an internet famous/relevant IRC person, part of the elite hacker group known as the goonies, famously spied on by the FBI.
Camden Mitchell
Austnet-got-exposed dot cjb dot net Iirc. Fuck I'm nostalgiaing hard. Thanks for upping this ninja.
Leo Martin
Shall we rekindle the old times? Installing mirc again now.
Hunter Lewis
Are you the "I grunt like a troll" dude?
I remember that shit
Asher Perry
installed it. fuck man. irc dead nowadays.
Benjamin James
>ITT the cringey fucks that get pictures of them posted in cringe threads.
Jonathan James
I too was around IRC at that time (mIRC is one of many clients you use to access IRC) Bad news, none of those girls you had cybersex with were actually girls.
Oliver Evans
lol. go back to sleep child. this is before your time.
Robert Clark
The IRC shit had nothing to do with that post. It was the posts like yours in particular.
Lucas Sanders
ur my bro. fam. mIRC fuck from the glory days of the 1990s as well. my bro lost his virginity because of IRC. i used to love hitting up XDCC, trying to search for FTPs to leech. the glory days baby. before napster. before all that bullshit. kudos fool.
Nicholas James
>none of those girls you had cybersex with were actually girls. this is terrible news. I married one of them.
Jackson Phillips
Remembering the old days? You sir, are a fuckin rissole.
Cameron Ward
What do you do to help your local community?
Charles Flores
Sure me too, well, one of my harem of 72 wives.
Although people do win Powerball.. you can't deny actual girls on IRC in the 90s make today's Sup Forums look downright flooded with females right?
Hunter Harris
pretty much hey. but again it was doable. didnt really take much effort anyway. think it was the sluts using the irc back then as they had no avenues for strange dicks other than on the net lol
Zachary Martinez
thats whats up.
I had your shit copied on my blackplanet page. All the freaks sliding through my DMs.