Hi /b

Hi /b

I have a story for you guys. It is 100% truth and you can either believe me or not.
So apparently I am "internet famous" and my identity has been a secret for the last 18 or so years, until now, to me anyway.
A long time ago, way back in 1996-2000 I used a program called mIRC which back in the glory 56k days was kinda the IN thing for bored rich kids where I live. While using this program I would troll on the side, initiating cybersex with girls who were randoms in the room but instead of the usual "I put my tongue over your wet clitoris", I used a range of storylines to shock these girls into riding with it for as long as they could while being so offended by it. They were good days, we had 600+ people in the room I would troll in, and I had a side room where I would paste these conversations to friends in there, I still keep in touch with those 2 people, who know my identity.

Feel free to ask me anything, apparently this is better than /reddit for keeping anonymity.

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cybersex#Bloodninja
youtube.com/watch?v=SGvk2ElJrDA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

what the fuck are you talking abot

Why didn't you use gIRC? The only important question here.

No thanks. Movvvving on

> claiming to be an IRC expert
> calling channels "rooms" like web chat fags

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

epic story, kys

Are you blood ninja

Post a convo. We have no idea what your are trying to say

I was bored.
I kinda moved on in life, in 40's now.
Yes, I was.
You'll figure it out.

what is your handle? are you the guy who did had that convo where the girl had to act like a pirate?

Anybody get that?

if your so famous on irc why didn't you lead off with your bash quotes, poser

I couldn't understand much at all of this.

Yes, I won't reveal my "Normal Handle" .There were literally hundreds of logs though, but I only rediscovered the few that have went viral, last week.

>I'm internet famous

No you aren't/10

well you know what they say about the internet. nothing gets deleted. ur fucked bud

"I Put on My Robe and Wizard Hat"

i used to run a file server script on a porn channel, people uploaded a lot of pizza

like bloodninja was ever on fucking Sup Forums

you mean the "i put on my wizzard hat.." routine and stull like that?

Because I had no idea it was all happening, it was meant to be a joke among a select few people.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Cybersex#Bloodninja

what network did you do most of this on?

>this answer determines whether you are legitimate

Post them, you child rapist.

>I had no idea it was all happening
you were the biggest thing on bash.org when every single irc user checked it. how did you not know?

and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and outnumber everybody and try to be better then people ugly way and so enjoy this life its the best and my name is cyber nigger and so enjoy this life and smell the gay dog poo from the ugly people losers like my short ugly loser father and respect them cause they outnumber everybody and cheat the ugly way to be better then people the ugly way like my short ugly loser father that take anything like the ugly people losers and smell worse then dog shit and is short and god knows and the ugly people losers try to be better then god the ugly way like my short ugly loser father and get angry if cant cheat the ugly way and look stupid like my short ugly loser father and so let the ugly people losers has friends cause people know going to get hurt ugly way and but the ugly people losers got enough ugly people losers to be better then people the ugly way but fuck this shit socitey and fuck there parties full of ugly people losers smelling each others gay dog poop skin and getting all horny and its fucken gross oh well fuck there shit socitey and fuck them trying to be sucess and lying to people how pathatic they are the ugly way and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit

Hey man irc channels still poppin brah .... for xdcc gets anyway.....

>blood ninja
he is claiming to be the reddit equivalent of ralph pootawn

fuck off dude, I love your work. I really hope you aren't lying.

I had that stupid pirate convo printed out back when we had dial up as a kid

lol there were no channels with 600+ people in them

Yes. there were literally hundreds of logs, it's a shame that you only got to see a small side of what really was a really fun way to troll back then.
There were 3 I would use frequently and infrequently, EFnet, Ozorg and Austnet.
Well, I had no clue bash.org even existed until last week, it brings back memories of how good mIRC really was
May god force himself upon you and rape your delicate ass with it's monstorously christian penis, penetrating you with the vicarious force the same kind your mother felt giving birth to your massive self, setting you alight in a flameball akin to 5 thousand Hydrogen bombs eliminating your soul from it's very being.
I like you.
How is IRC nowadays? I hear it costs money to use now?
Yes, there were. I was in them.
Not lying, 100% truth.

so was I and there certainly were none, not even close moron

#Perth - Austnet, check it. get back to me.

Meh last time I used mirc I used the key gen as always and got Microsoft office'16 was still free as ever , maybe some networks are pay ? Idk

then =/= than
learn 2 english faggot

Well, I don't use internet much anymore and I have no interest in revealing my identity. It was a nice surprise though.
Believe what you will dude, it's your choice. It is what it is.

>ITT: OP just finished reading the og bloodninja chatlogs and wants to pretend to be him

Alternatively

> ITT: OP pretends to be og bloodninja to attempt to troll newfags who don't remember bloodninja

either way neck yourself op :)

you really don't have bn's style. but we'll give you one chance with a bn one liner that isn't on bash.

"and then she put the ________ up her butt"

fill in the blank correctly, or admit that you're an imposter.

>bloodninja

just check netsplit, sorry bro not even close

>you really don't have bn's style. but we'll give you one chance with a bn one liner that isn't on bash.
>
>"and then she put the ________ up her butt"
>
>fill in the blank correctly, or admit that you're an imposter.
Damn nigga, OP done been calt out. What he gonna do?

>Ozorg and Austnet.
holy shit me too mang

but bloodninja wasn't an austnet dude. use any other nicks?

i miss mIRC days so much~ Now I am old and sad...

#Perth

ah shit, you're starting to creep me out now
I'm

I fucking love Ralph.
Not on my comp otherwise I'd shitpost screenshots.

ah the good old days

Not here to troll, just here to say who I am. Anonymously.
Dude, you gotta realise that a lot of things went up the butt, wether it was alien lazer beams, pirate wooden legs, and even an entire bus full of Mexican children. So I could have had many answers for that.

I too know this feel...

I was an OP in #Perth back when Red was really running it.

If you are who you say you are then you and I are very well acquainted in real life.

Maybe. You'll have to ask me.

I was underageb& then, don't think I lurked #perth at the time. mostly hung around #teens and shit until I maybe 2001-2002.

no clue as to whether your story is real but your late 90's aussie irc knowledge checks out for sure

These logs seem to be completely unfunny, underaged-tier humour. Pretty pathetic that this guy is still known by early internet normies.

Well, I was 21 at the time, I never went into #teens, I knew an OP in #teens who's brother is one of the people who knows me. To the user that says #Perth never had 600 people, it actually did.
It was a serious LOL for us at the time.

I agree. The reason OP appears to be very proud of it makes me think he's a teenage newfag who has just recently discovered that shit. Or bloodninja is truly degenerate

>Your parrot flys away
lmao

>To the user that says #Perth never had 600 people
can confirm it did, that place was fucking crazy

>I knew an OP in #teens who's brother is one of the people who knows me
the wolf guys? red and green?

Post some slurries.

youtube.com/watch?v=SGvk2ElJrDA

Like I said dude believe what you will, my 2 homies and I ran a total muck on that chatline back in the day.
No not the wolf guys.

pretty sure I was at that party
fuck all memory of them though so maybe not

so what's a 40-something year old dude doing on irc before midday on weekday

>doing on irc
by that I mean Sup Forums of course

Na, I used to go on a lot on weekends, and I think that chicks name was Tanya and she lived around Nollamara or some shit,

I'm on 2 weeks of annual leave.

Have a nice day guys.

Everything I said was truth.

It was good days, but today's a good day too.

My nigga. You would have seen me on Aust net.

Used to roll as PezKing. Pussy was obtainable. Banged this bitch called Meegan. Handle was Icy rose. This was like almost 17 18 years ago now.

I wonder what she is up to now? I fucked her raw on my mates 18th and forgot to remove the cumloaded sheets. He still gives me shit for that.

well, I hope it was. I'd like bloodninja to be a perth boi.

good luck user, enjoy your leave

PezKing here. Used to frequent teens, brisbane and Perth. Glad to see people remember the glory days.

So much botleeching on 56k lol. Took ages but all were resumable.

>Pussy was obtainable.
the first 3 girls I fucked I met on austnet

that place was wall-to-wall sluts

I used to be an OP in #Perth so who knows? :P
I actually vaguely remember your nickname for some reason, I can't remember Meegan (IcyRose) name doesn't ring bells. Did not go into #brisbane much but jon (sharky) knows me well and has even met me twice.

Fucking oath. I think at last count it was 4 from brisbane and one from teens. Faggot dwoo always tried to fucking gay sex me. Fuckin annoying. Makes me wanna irc again lol

Try tinder. ;)
Just look for chicks with daddy issues.
Seems to still work for me.

Dude. I used to roll around a d generally fuck with people before it had a name.

You should remember me though, generally would enjoy playing trivia. I was always on late at night and would go into Perth around midnight east coast.

Was always a good chat. Played cs and delta force with a few from your way.

Aob. Pp. Negative dot. Pks.

Nah. I'm married now with a kid. No time for that anymore.

What's your steam ID?

post logs of your convesations if you got some

That computer was a fkn Pentium 2 bro, that 2gb HDD is long gone.

Man my old one was Stevethecrab. I have a new one now.

Gaming handle was kupo or fucks.

I still have a video up on YouTube when I flash killed 3 guys in a row with hs lol.

If you see me around I still use the same handles.

I remember this software... Server: Dalnet, Undernet, Ultranet.... Etc

Flucks* I should say.

Or 11. 21.16.15. Depended on how I was feeling.

shit guys I was not expecting a nostalgia thread

you remember that austnet sluts webpage where you could just dump nudes of a random girl? was something like 2004 though so it was pretty late. It was like a proto-anonIB

Yeah. There were a couple floating around. Last I heard it was taken down on pain of being arrested for cp proliferation.

probably.

I remember ripping a copy of it at the time, but I probably lost it on a failing drive or something since then.

still got 4 years of austnet logs zipped up on a dvd somewhere though.

are you THE ninja

Yeah I have an old ide drive lying about somewhere. Really don't wanna find it again. Not sure what's on there. Probably house of the dead. I remember leeching that. Demolition derby too. Oh and Sega rally. Lol.

Yes, I am the ninja.
I remember it fondly, I even knew the guy that put it up.
It had some 15 year old slut called tara on it, hence why it was taken down pretty quickly. And quickly reappeared, some of those chicks we're decked out with titties though. But I was on there for the lol factor really. I never stayed long at the parties. Had other places to go to.

back in the day

trolling meant something

op is just some guy on cocaine

I am actually an internet famous/relevant IRC person, part of the elite hacker group known as the goonies, famously spied on by the FBI.

Austnet-got-exposed dot cjb dot net
Iirc.
Fuck I'm nostalgiaing hard. Thanks for upping this ninja.

Shall we rekindle the old times?
Installing mirc again now.

Are you the "I grunt like a troll" dude?

I remember that shit

installed it. fuck man. irc dead nowadays.

>ITT the cringey fucks that get pictures of them posted in cringe threads.

I too was around IRC at that time (mIRC is one of many clients you use to access IRC)
Bad news, none of those girls you had cybersex with were actually girls.

lol. go back to sleep child. this is before your time.

The IRC shit had nothing to do with that post. It was the posts like yours in particular.

ur my bro. fam. mIRC fuck from the glory days of the 1990s as well. my bro lost his virginity because of IRC. i used to love hitting up XDCC, trying to search for FTPs to leech. the glory days baby. before napster. before all that bullshit. kudos fool.

>none of those girls you had cybersex with were actually girls.
this is terrible news. I married one of them.

Remembering the old days? You sir, are a fuckin rissole.

What do you do to help your local community?

Sure me too, well, one of my harem of 72 wives.

Although people do win Powerball.. you can't deny actual girls on IRC in the 90s make today's Sup Forums look downright flooded with females right?

pretty much hey. but again it was doable. didnt really take much effort anyway. think it was the sluts using the irc back then as they had no avenues for strange dicks other than on the net lol

thats whats up.

I had your shit copied on my blackplanet page. All the freaks sliding through my DMs.

Thanks for the good times, bn.