I am a 28 year old NEET who is in an intense dom/sub sexual relationship with my dad

I am a 28 year old NEET who is in an intense dom/sub sexual relationship with my dad
ask me anything

Enjoy your Miller Lite, boys.

pics?

is this the new style nowadays?

ew, why would you want to do that?

what

M/F?

we're both men
I didn't at first but now I wouldn't trade my special time with daddy for anything

This all a setup for a cummy tummy meme, get fucked OP

How old were you when he first touched you? Why didn't you tell an adult?

no, but I can greentext some experiences if you'd like

it was on my 21st birthday. Didn't tell an adult because I was a grown man and so was he... that was a hell of a day

Yep

What do you do to help your community?

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why did he touch you? what led up to him feeling comfortable with doing this? greentext please

Do all gay dudes hang out like that?

May as well start with the first time
>be me
>celebrating 21st birthday in back yard
>Dad and his work friend Greg are grilling hot dogs and drinking beer
>mom is finishing up the cake she made me
>dancing to "we didn't start the fire" with my kid sister, Linette
>dad calls me over to get a dog
>thank my pops and squirt some mustard on my dog
>Greg starts giving me shit
>"you too old to squirt a lil' ketchip on that weenie, boy"
>they both think it's hilarious
>"n-no sir, I just don't re-"
>my dad grabs me by the arm and it hurts
>he stares me in the eye and tells me to put a squirt of ketchip on my dog
>Greg and Dad stare at me and they seem pissed
> I dumped some ketchup on my dog like he told me
>"addaboy!" they both cheer.
>my dad says "go ahead boy, put that weenie in your mouth now, ketchip and all"
>they both watch me eat the dog

cont...

does your mom or anyone know?

this is gonna be fucking werid

Ketchup on a hot dog? What kind of a sicko is your dad?

lol, yep

What?

cont!!!

Fast forward a few hours
>Finish a game of patty-cake with my sister and excuse myself to make #2
>walk down the steps to the basement
>basement toilet was my favorite place to shit, so peaceful and cool in the summer
>pushing on a huge loaf when I hear voices coming down the stairs
>it's Greg and my Dad
>"hey champ, you gettin busy with the ol' numero dose!?"
>tell him yea just a second
> start to smear the shit off of my ass with toilet paper
>dad bangs on the door
>"come on son, daddy and Greg have to make hanky!"
>"just a sec please"
>hear the door handle jingling
>he picks the lock
>door opens and they come barging in
>Greg has the ketchup and mustard bottles
>hands them to me
>"go ahead boy"
>I look at my dad. he has a deadly serious look on his face and he just nods"
>Greg starts getting impatient. "Go on now, put a squirt of ketchip on your dog boy"
>the rest was all a blur
>in a span of ten minutes I put ketchup and mustard on my penis, Greg's penis, and my Dad's penis
>put their penises in hotdog buns and jammed them in and out of my mouth
>at one point I looked through the doorway and saw my mom and my sister watching
>Dad grabbed me by the head and said "put that weenie in your mouth now, son, ketchip and all"
>Greg started breathing heavily and clearish-white ketchup sprayed out of his dog onto my face and hair
>my dad made a face like he was in pain and sent clear mustard down my throat

are you trying to make us laugh

react however you want it's the truth. It was confusing at the time but I realize now what a gift I was receiving

holy fuck. I came on at the right time

your kid sister was watching though?! a child!

this green text is hilarious. It's like my first time reading a shrek story. I gotta save this for posterity

so your family has a ketchup/mustard fetish?

keeping going OP

cummy tummy

I'll tell you about some other times but please bear with me, it takes me a while to green text

my anus is ready

include me in screencap thx

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One two three four I don't want lo live in this world anymore yay you

i thought they were gonna make you put ketchup on your poop log and eat it. so it could have been worse

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moar

i thought that too

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>be me
>christmas 2014
>dad and I were going to suprise mom and Linette with a puppy
>whole family is sitting around the tree
>dad tells me to get him a cup of coffee
>"yes, daddy dom master sir", i say, and wink at him
>mom laughs, "you two..."
>"oh and son," my dad says, "extra cream please"
>he nips my ear with his teeth and slaps me on the ass
>go to the kitchen, pour his coffee, cum in it and stir it with my balls
> a little while later my dad says "alright girls, me and user have a little surprise for you"
>make them cover their eyes and lead them to the back yard
>see a bloodied dogs corpse tied to a leash in the yard
>fuck, we forgot we did a bunch of poppers and fucked it to death last night
cont...

wew

edge dude

>Gay relationship story involving hotdogs

>he then pulls out and lightly slaps my face
>Greg looks at me and says "happy birthday"
>they then leave me sitting in confusion with the door wide open
>my mom looks shocked and quickly leaves. my sister had already left
Later that night
>I lay in bed in unable to fall asleep
>I start thinking about what happened and realize I actually like it
>When it gets really late my dad comes in
>"You awake?"
>I say nothing. I keep my eyes shut and pretend to sleep.
>"I know you're pretending."
>He gets in bed and lies next to me
>"Look at me."
>I continue to pretend I'm sleeping but I know he knows I'm awake so I turn towards him
>"Did you like your birthday present champ?"

penis inspection day down at the factory

>dad takes the collar off of the dead mutt and clips it around my neck
>he rips off it's tale and pushes the bone into my anus
>rips off the ears and staples them to the sides of my head
>I get down on all fours and begin panting
>he throws the rest of the carcass over the fence
>SUPRISE!
>mom and Linette squeal with joy and pet me and hug me
>it's working
>they name me Skipper
>spend the rest of the day scampering around like a dog
>after dinner, I'm curled up in front of the fire while the family watches TV
>Out of nowhere Linette asks Dad if I've been fixed yet
>she starts going on and on about how important it is to fix your pets, etc.
>"anything for my little angel"
>dad goes to the kitchen and comes back with a slice of cheese in one hand and the other behind his back
>he holds the cheese in front of my face
>it's pepper jack, it actually smells really good so I take a bite
>there was something hard in the cheese but who cares
>eat the whole slice and suddenly feel really tired...

It's worth noting that this picture isn't of you or or dad.

*huff* *puff*

Sorry I'm late.

>wake up with a nasty headache
>balls are really itchy for some reason
>reach down to scratch them
>mfw there's just a bumpy row of stitches where my bag used to be
>rub the sleep out of my eyes
>it's just dad and me in the living room
>he calls me over
>want to be angry but I'm a good boy
>dad opens a jar of peanut butter
>starts spooning it on to his testes
>"come and eat the jiffy boy, come and get it"
>lick some peanut butter
>it's actually really good
>lick and suck on his peanut butter balls for like two hours
>spent the better part of that year as a dog

thread dead and op left?

OP here i didn't write this shit

obviously. you gonna continue or what?

sorry work got busy
i shall return in another thread another time

see

>I just look at him
>he glares at me
>"I said, did you like your birthday present champ?"
>"y-yes sir"
>he grabs my face and looks me straight in the eye
>"well, what did you like about it?"
>I gulped and just look at him. I slowly felt myself getting hard
>"Well?" dad continued
>"I uh am not sure what my gift was."
>he glared at me
>"you really don't know?" he growled
>"n-nevermind I just got confused. I remember"
>he just kept glaring
>"what confused you?"
>"I don't know. A lot happened today."
>he then put his hand on my chest
>"let me remind you then"

still here. i just keep getting distracted.

what is your dad fucking you while your on Sup Forums

OP's dad here, 0/10 would not bang.

Fucking fake but my boner wants moar

>he brings his face close to my ear
> he growls "I brought you a snack"
>I lay there frozen
>he pulls a ketchup packet from his back pants pocket
>"I saved this just for you champ"
>I stared at the ketchup packet and became hard
>dad laid on his back
>"Remove the blankets" he commanded
>I pull off the blankets and see his tent
>"Sit up"
>As I sit up my heart is racing
>"Pull down my pants."
>my hands tremble as I slowly pull down his pants. he has on no underwear and his penis is radiating heat
>dad hands me the ketchup packet
>"well champ you know what to do. It's time for you to have a corndog"
>I take the ketchup packet and squeeze ketchup onto his penis. I make sure it goes down to the base.
>I hesitate and slowly lower my head

:o

lol

The fuck is a neet?

Not in Education or Employment Training

This entire thread

Sorry I dosed off.

>my lips press against the head
>I start to lick the head
>my dick is throbbing
>I go down on his shaft and suck off all the ketchup
>dad keeps his eyes closed and starts making pleasurable sounds
>I can taste a mixture of the clear mustard coming out of him and the ketchup already on him
>he finishes shooting it all into my mouth and I swallow it all
>he then sits up and holds my face in both hands
>"happy birthday champ"
>he then puts on his pants and leaves
>I sit in the dark and breathe heavily
>I look down my underwear already knowing that I came in them

No it's Not in Education Employment or Training