BIG
BIG
CATALONIAN
BRIBES
Can I have it?
Gay desu
are Catalonians white?
>Off the Mediterranean coast
No
My my, what a big guy.
I bet this is why antonella hates shakira, she probably caught a glimpse of pique while she visited messi in the locker rooms
>tfw you'll never hang out with the footy lads
i've seen bigger on every college campus i've been to
>suarez still carries that thermal full of shit everywhere
Is that Shakira kissing Messi?
Also
>you'll never be a normie like Messi despite having similar social autism
It's mate, you uncultured Amerilard
>el piQUEÑO
>in actualidad es muy grande
¡Qué ricoooooooo!
You burgers should try it, it's a good bonding experience, it's caffeinated and it also eases hunger.
That way you'd stop being obese, start having social experiences AND have energy for your daily social life
Literally what? Horchata? Pollo? Literally no one except your shit hole country knows what the fuck you're on about. Reported to ICE.
>tfw overweight American
>the antisocial Amerifat memes are true
WTF I need maté now!
Why is Messi not wearing socks?
not heard of ankle socks?
To whom do those absurdly wealthy assorted brown children belong?
It's a well known fact that if a foreigner starts drinking Uruguayan mate you'll also become one of the top players in the sport you play.
If Lebron had mate every morning he'd be better than Jordan
those are adult south americans
...
Girl is Suarez'
Sorry, I'd rather not drink the menstrual blood of a llama, which is what I'm assuming that drink is made of.
Man now that you mention it I've never seen a Llama.
I should really travel more
Kid kind of looks like Neymar
Do you think Shakira and Antonella have it out for each other? One being a global superstar and one of the most recognizable people on the planet, the other just a girl from Argentina who fell in love with the greatest football talents of her generation?
Do you think they mud wrestle?
What is it with Griezmann doing all these traditional things from the south of South America? mate instead of coffee, asados instead cassoulet
Triggered alt right numale Sup Forumsack, everyone
It's just dry leaves, like tea, you ignoramus
Nah, looks like his mom
He's been friends with Uruguayans since he was like 19, that's why he talks like us, drinks mate like us, does asado like us and even roots for an uruguayan team.
He's a Uruguayboo
Nah m8 nobody cares about uareallgay. Griez is basically german
>a yellow monkey
Please don't talk to me.
Will he make the inevitable move to the Uruguayan Liga when he reaches age ~33?
No to racism, Luis. #Respect
Please apologize to Kim.
then move to MLS at ~37
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Oh wow!
>I will be 32 when Le Ouiman comes to America
Please make time slow down.
MEATY
>ameridumbs
>it's caffeinated
>start having social experiences
Yea, it's not like America has a million fucking coffee places anyway!
>that way you'd stop being so obese
Great, now what's a good thing for Uruguayan's to eat to make anyone give a shit about what they say?
Imagine being Pique:
>rich
>tall
>have a monster dick
>train and play footy with the GOAT everyday
>won everything in football with Barca and Spain
>bantz master
>banged Shakira
>banged Ibra
It's not fair 2bh
Google tells me Pique (verb) means arouse
But you DID give me a nice meme to save, user
WARM
you just KNOW
>11 am in Finland
>wake up first thing in the morning and check Sup Forums for posts about Messi's huge penis
>Finland
>messi
You forgot
>Silver spoon/comes from a rich family
>Modeled in his youth
Truly isn't fair
But user waking up is the first thing by definition.
>ywn be obscenely rich
it doesn't look that big desu
reminder messi is hung like a horse too
>implying its not a hot pocket hes hiding because pep at the time said no more cheese pizza
Big Barcelona Cock
come on guys, this isn't where i come to look at cocks
yes but the spanish goberment has send here all pakis and blacks so we won't be white in the future
fuck you
I've heard multiple players saying Messi had the biggest dick they've seen in football dressing rooms
lewd face
mate and tamarindo is the fucking worst
>tfw your son is a full kit wanker