Trips says when i kill myself

trips says when i kill myself

Right now

Now

never

Right meow

Doooo itttttttt

halloween

Right now, and record it.

whenever

never

right now

never

Never. You will die of old age.

dont be a bitch do it now

In about 45 days

hue hue

...

Never

Around noon

2 days

never

Now

when you'll be 100 yo

July 5th 2018 at 7:03 pm

Never

R e r o l l

It's not the same 'says' as 'decide'. Sure if trips comments here, he'll say when you should kill yourself.

After you smoke for 20 years and get cancer first

no, ill kill myself on whatever day/time trips gives. sorry for bad phrasing, i just woke up a little under an hour ago.

Reroll

Now nigga

nevah

Grow a pair and don't do it, faggot

Don't kill yourself. Go outside, socialize and start exercising.

Tomorrow, 5:32 AM.

Rolling for this

never

Never. You get to live forever.

don't do it

Whenever you want, I mean, it's your thing really.

reroll

Reroll

rerolling

Order pizza as soon as you open the door to get said pizza do it. Traumatize the poor guy

Reroll

Live a long life

rerolled

never kys def not worth

...

oh lawd

Winrar, satan wills it

oh fuck, its satan!

25 minutes ago

Can we get a story? maybe greentext?

we'll never see you again, user

well fuck. guess i need pizza money.

Never

He said kill yourself as soon as you open the door, so you can't pay for the pizza.

idk what i would say.

>be me, retarded beta kiddo
>posts suicide thread
>satan himself tells me to traumatize pizza man
>ask mom for pizza money
>pizza man shows up
>blow my fucking brains out in a one round solo game of russian roulette

actually you're right huh alright im calling then i guess

Damn, poor pizza person

Gotta get vid my dude

Btw this is Satan

how do u suggest? i could do insta video but i kind of really dont want to give Sup Forums my instagram. plus being shitty farm boi idk if my internet could hold up that well. worth a shot tho, right?

I mean you won't need an Instagram account where your headed

22nd December 2053

Don't

now

Now

yesterday

in 1 minute

In 66 years

Don't kill yourself you dumb retard. What kind of retard must you be to kill yourself because some random edgelord's post got some numbers by chance.

he prob already decided, just wanted a time/date

when you get a gf

never

You will live out your life as happily as you can make it, live through the sad moments, and die of old age with kids and grand kids who love you.

Sounds pretty well, thank you

>he prob already decided
So he's a dumb retard, got it.

one more try

Yesterday.

Now?

On your bday

So close

17th November 2097

Roll

Year 2100 on august 28th

roll

Satan has already won kids

Never. Turn to God!

Well killing yourself would be more dignified then that

kys now

I ordered one of these.

jesus fuck

The next time you browse Sup Forums