G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Got a kickass mission ending in 3 hours that unlocks access to further Mac'Aree missions - fucks me what they give, but I'm salivating in anticipation.

I might just kill myself today.

sounds great man.
what game ?

How about you go fuck yourself.

nah stick around.
how should i do that ?

thread alive ?

Because after 2 years of depression, it was my first day at work and everyone was actually nice. Time to become a normie.

congrats on beating depression.

I got accepted into a breddy gud business school this year and I plan to major in marketing so I'll stop being a useless slob.
My band is starting to gain momentum, we have three gigs booked already and are almost done recording our first EP.
I got some quality weed for the moment so life's good.

i should but this will not be that day. fuck

congrats man.
i have faith you will continue to defeat it user.
keep alive user.

Because i want to eat some tendies today

And drink some soda

Maybe tomorrow

...

for the girls that out there waiting for me to... erm...
screw it, I should kill myself after all!

Also i just woke up amd had fucked up dream about secy women with big asses, shaking them but with no pussies. What does that mean?

tendies what?
what flavor ?
yeah he's a fuckboi
nice dubs.
keep living user.
that you got nice dubs and you'll get nice pussies soon.

i like being alive.

being alive is pretty cool.