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aryan women in wheat fields

having a poo ama

Imagine marrying your teacher

HAHA WHITE GIRL GONNA GET DAT BBC

spoiler that hog

so so peng

post more girls with lordosis

Found out my gf has been cheating on me, gonna confront her tomorrow night at her birthday party in front of her family. I've made this cake and i'm thinking of smashing it in her face, but I'm worried as it weighs 2.5kg an it might do some damage. I don't want to look like the bad guy here lads. Any advice? I could just eat the cake now at it will be really tasty...

remember one month where I drank energy drinks almost every day

pretty sure I have permanent brain damage from that

psyops mi5 cia

CHAD

Well user you seem to me like the man for the job. You have the experience, qualifications and skills to be a star performer. But it says here on your CV that you have "phimosis".

Explain to me again why you think we should hire you?

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BANGER

why would you get brain damage from doing that

why not just break up with her over text now, play video games or something instead of wasting a couple hours fucking with her tomorrow, and eat the cake

he's an all round dodgy fucker that one

why would i put that on my CV?

literally howling if this is true
don't hit her with a cake though you mongo you'd probs get arrested for assault

>Best guess for this image: chad thundercock
google knows

he looks like a shark

creepy guy

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>send your blonde white woman spy off to investigate a terrorist
>decades of jewish indoctrination kick in, she can't resist
>she gets fucked by him and joins ISIS for his BBJC

Literally cannot be fabricated, the state of America

>I could just eat the cake now at it will be really tasty
creased at this part of the post

would you bum Tim Byrne for a million quid?

oi lads you ever had a chai latte?

because I have the experience, qualifications and skills to be a star performer. Probably not going to wave my cock around at work

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BRAV

need a beth gf

>chai latte

I think the trick to keeping a girl is getting in at your most feminine and then slowly, gradually, become more and more masculine and wealthy.
There is evidence that increasing your testosterone will actually make your genitals (both cock and balls) larger, so weightlifting and exercise and quality meats and vegetables are a must. You have to learn how to invest your money and play safe markets that aren't in trouble, eventually acquire some real estate somewhere in your 30s, just further away from pakis/nig-nogs.
So start out long haired fluorescent shirts, then work your way up to tight beard, tight hair, pecs, just man it up.
Dare you to argue against me on this.

>she sees the cake
>runs out crying
>you leave the party with the cake
>eat it after
best of both worlds innit

is having a job like having a gf lids
if you don't have one noone wants you but the second you have one you get offers all over

so glad I live in a 1st world country with strict laws and regulations which mean I won't be killed by a falling brick on the way to work one day

dont eat the cake lad, you got a genius idea that should be filmed and posted here. Also you should put them prank candles in that dont go out when you blow them. Im sure that will really rile her up.

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test.

tee bee eff this is actually a piss take
now some politically illiterate yank is going to call me a lefty

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>being a tit man

just had a mental game of Titanfall 2 lads

2fast hands are still shaking WOIII

pmuch the only thing stopping me quitting my job tomorrow and having a few months off before i start looking

gfs bumhole smells like skips

does it run well on pc

sympathizing with ISIS or holding radical islamic ideologies should be illegal. they're enemies and we're in a state of war. tired of it, it shows that we don't actually have any conviction to win and end it all

bit resentful

the 'thers on holiday in spain

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nice tits but she's clearly on the downslope of the apex and has a very average face

Don't like chebs that are too big. They don't seem to have any form, just a big blobby bag smooshing against each other

Give me a perky medium sized boob that can fit in your hand any day

PRAYING this is true, please get someone to film it mate

could even send it in to the LADBible and get £250 for it

also, don't smash it in her face, just smash her face down in it

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stop posting these comics
they are no longer amusing

truuuuu~

>takes 4 months to get my first job
>within my first 4 months i've already been offered 2 other jobs (one of which i'm taking)

buenos noches, amigos
i put my mediterranean penor in a middle aged british woman today ajajaja

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ah yes cager anxieties

wrong

keep posting

oh dear, im so sorry
this postwas meant fornotmy word, i do apologize

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If this is America then he has a point, if not then he should fuck off


Good plan, get people in on it first (nobody female just your lads)

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yeah, it's on its last legs though lad, especially during euro hours

List of political leaders who excluded BuzzFeedNews in response to coverage: Marine Le Pen, Donald Trump and Jeremy Corbyn.

Stop contradicting me

Its funny how you can either be a tit man or an arse man but never heard of a vag man

taking acid 30+ times has given me permanent brain damage

i know a group of girls who dress like this but are actually really decent and intelligent people. not very slaggish at all. am the memes wrong perchance?

3, 1, 4, wouldn't touch it with a barge pole

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3 > 1 > 4 > humping the mattress > 2

hot
can think of about 5 teachers i'd've married

Any lads in for stealing one of the Yank's precious battleships?
Imagine the butthurt we could cause

Wont be able to run far so just going to scuttle it over the mariana trench

because even the most aesthetically pleasing ones look like an axe wound

I'm a fan of a nice fat pussy, nice labia majora, nice and clean with some tasteful bush ABOVE the clitoris, nothing around the actual lips themselves.

gays NOT welcome

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violated a lads NAP today

it's because every woman has a vagina. not every woman has a nice ass or nice tits

mentioned

can think of one who i deffo would have

good post overall

mate she's fucking vile

> just a big blobby bag smooshing against each other

HNNNGGGGGGG

why do you think that

about to start reporting this taig

really superb post

dw la, I still enjoyed it

>my last fiancée

same but she was only 8-10 years older than me

sense8 is shit

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lads....
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those massive zweihander swords apparently only used to weigh from 3-5kg

might go to bed early

Jesus 3 and 4 are highly peng
1 is alri
2 needs her jaw pulvarised

100 years ago we'd have hung you upside down from the wall with a fork up your ass

night