Hey Sup Forums I'm looking to make some money and need some suggestions...

Hey Sup Forums I'm looking to make some money and need some suggestions. I'm an 18 year old male and open to doing things that are illegal in order to make said money. The only criteria I have is that it cannot be luck based. Thank you for any help you give.

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Sell your ass. To niggers.

What would you do if this happens to you?
Can anyone recover the desire to live after this?

I would be open to prostitution, I could be gay for pay but there's such a risk that I'd get attacked while on the job and also if a client decided not to pay there isn't a damn thing I could do about it except threaten their life and if they don't have their money on them then I don't get payed no matter what

Gay porn then

THIS WAS HIS BEFORE

Sell after hour alcohol, not a lot of risk and you can double your money

There's substantial ricks for anything illegal, and that's where the luck comes in. Dont pussy out of every opportunity because theres risk, and don't also pussy out because its lucky based, you can do things to shift the odds in your favor in casinos.

Where are you live ?

Do you have a car?

what the fuck happen to this guy?

internet said he had a cancer. This is his face before operation.

Army

better safe than sorry

Maybe, do you know of any avenues to get into that industry?

no one is going to give you a method for free

I can do 5000$ for truly passive long lasting income which I used to travel the world

Sell drugs, easiest way to get money fast

No I mean the money cannot be luck based, I understand I have to have some luck to succeed but like I'm not going to try and gain money from gambling because there's no way to know whether I'll actually make money or not. If I'm selling drugs I know I'll make money so long as I sell drugs but if I go to a casino I don't know whether I'll leave with more money than I came with. And while yes I can make it more likely to win against other gamblers at a casino I don't stand a chance against the house

post body to determine if good enough to prostitute.

Fuck off Internet guru

Depending on how big of a city you live in, check craigslist personals. You'll see lots of postings, not all for sex. They'll usually say something like "generous" meaning they'll pay. A lot just want company, or a BJ, or to suck your dick, or to buy your socks/underwear, some will pay like $100 for you to just shit on their chest with no touching.

How can I find a supplier?

Im actually serious

you asked for something and I gave you an option

get out on the streets you dumb cunt. Talk to the foreigners, particulary spics and arabs. It's that stupid simple. Stay off the grid, dont meet with ppl via the internet, unless its really you last resort. Alway prefer pills over coke over weed, in that exact order. Aim to sell pills at festivals/nightclubs, high profits per piece, and the only thing you have to dodge is entrance security (stash a bag in your boxers underneath your balls, take it out in the toilet stall). How hard can it be to come up with that yourself?

hes literally retarded and want to be spoonfed everything with no effort

he will probably end up being a wageslave in mc donalds

>5000$
can someone please translate this

ok 3750 quids

Either that or suck dicks for a living.