What is the simplest way one could make money off a stolen vehicle?

what is the simplest way one could make money off a stolen vehicle?

sell it to someone

Sell it as a junk car. They dont check shit. But they also pay shit

Part it out. Make sure to dispose of any parts with that vehicles specific VIN on them

Huff on the exhaust in a closed garage

normie: return it and get a real job

Sup Forums : use it for a bank job

Find a chop shop and sell it to them. You'll get about a fourth to a half of what they'll make but it's straight up cash.

or return it saying you found it on the side of the road
maybe they reward you for finding and giving it back

Lurk moar

any tips on finding a chop shop? I was thinking of asking my ghetto friends

as in to a chop shop

burnt

>break the car down into its constituent parts and sell those individually
>siphon out the gas to use in your own car
>melt the catalytic convert down for the rare earth metals
>getaway car for robbery
>sell tickets to beat a car with a bat for 5 minutes

it depends on the type car and condition.

As in to a junk yard

No not a chop shop. Just a place that buys junk vehicles. Youll probably only get 200-500 dollars depending on the vehicle but even if its in good condition they wont pay much.

Turn it in for the reward.

Dont steal vehicles OP some poorfags cant afford full coverage

>"here's your car"
>"how the fuck do you know me and how did you start my car"

I have that screwdriver.

become an Uber until the gas runs out

ok so between junking and chopping, which one you fags think make more cash?

drive it full speed off a cliff for being a nigger that steals cars

Chopping will make you more cash.
The downside is locating a shop.
Junking will make you significantly less cash, but is more easily accessible.

hello newfriend, how os your first visit to Sup Forums going?

WHY YOU STEAL DADDY'S CAR?!

gotcha. Any tips on locating a shop?

Become an Uber Driver

Nope. Not a nigger. I just junk the cars I steal.

>not a nigger
>stealing cars

fuckin gentrification

That makes you a nigger.