>be me
>I am a cat
>see unoccupied lap
>looks-like-a-bed.PNG
>decide to occupy lap
>soft, warm, cuddly
>EVIL-MODE-INITIATED.exe
>let loose with a mighty yawn
>use sharp claws to dig three inches deep into lap
>better-now.jpg
>decide lap isn't comfy enough
>go outside
>come inside
>go outside
>come inside
>i-know-what-i-want.apk
>meow
>meow
>meow
Be me
Andrew Williams
Lincoln Thomas
I like cats
Dylan Bell
Holy shit checked
Angel Hughes
...
Brody Collins
>cat blesses you with quads
>meow
Jace Watson
Meow meow meow
Jackson Myers
>meow
>shit-tier meow
Cooper Anderson
The Goddess Bastet has blessed you with quads this day. For one night, she will protect you and your children from all manner of evil, both physical and spiritual.
Feed a stray cat tomorrow in thanks for her blessing.
Landon Martinez
my sister and her cat
Isaiah Collins
>polish on her cat's claws
topkek.
Andrew Barnes
its not polish those are plastic claws protectors
Joseph Flores
yeah
Jack Foster
Fucking nips.
Connor Nguyen
Cat rekt thread
Matthew Carter
You better fucking not.
I will find you
Logan Campbell
Im a cat, come on, DO IT
Lincoln Ramirez
But I am a cat too.
I am not sure if I can find you just by scent alone...
Julian Wright
shut up you fucking human, stop pretending, i know cats can't write, what do you think i am, a fucking dog?
Liam White
You are a moose
Zachary Bell
I'm moose the moosey.. I'm autistic!
Logan Butler
it's cat nail sheath