Times you got in a fight / almost got in a fight

Times you got in a fight / almost got in a fight

>hs
>senior year
>last year
>some level 2 beta guy who orbits my group is known for being a difficult person
>this guy was the epitome of a beta male
>be me, level 7 in the school hierarchy (1-10)
>level 2 kid starts picking fights with me, "wish ya would kid", etc
>I was raised to be gentle and non aggressive so I never got in fights but I would have knocked him out
>never did it because he didn't push hard an fighting gets you in lots of trouble

State what martial arts you know or else lose respect boi

broke into wrong house knocked dude unconscious and escaped never caught

why wrong house?

Went to neighbors apartment to complain about the blasting stereo at four in the morning. Got punched in the face. Stabbed him three times. Went to jail. Really.

That's bullshit. They assaulted you, you defended yourself. Not to mention they were dicks who should be buried alive in manure.

Shit story is shit

>blasting stereo
What kind of music tho?

>be me
>be bouncer at busy nightclub
>fight every weekend

>boxing with nigger in some shanty house
>gloves on bitch
>im a fucking defense monster
>blocking/dodging mostly all niggers swings
>I start throwing jabs to fake nigger out
>nigger throws arms up in attempt to block
>leaves sides of his face open
>I go in for a mean right hook
>hook connects
>feelsamateurman.pdf
And im not even a good fighter

>at work, kid being stupid asshole all day.
>we get into it, I tell him to take his best shot
>He does a roundhouse to my cheek.
>I just smile at him.
>he gets scared af, runs away.
Never had a lick of trouble from him ever again.

prank called a freshman in hs and 4 months later i said the same thing i said in the call at a football game to him. he got all up in my face and his voice kept cracking. all i remember

This happened the other day

>eating lunch with 2 friends at school
>sitting in student parking lot
>parking lot is a shitty dirty place
>we are the only ones there
>challengerapproaching.jpg
>big fat slobby guy with autism sits down near us
>never seen him in my life
>he pulls a massive stack of drum sticks out of his bag
>not the food, but literally just sticks you bang a drum with
>the overweight whale bends back and throws one at my head
>"hey man, don't do that"
>throws another one
>"cut that shit out dude"
>throws another one
>"dude fucking stop"
>throws another one
>I stand up and walk up to him
>the fat fuck throws one at me when I'm walking up to him
>he rocks his fat ass forwards and gets up slowly
>he gargles out a few words
>"mmemhpph fuuwhk youuhhh"
>he proceeds to grab my arm and try to twist it around my back
>omaewamoushindeiru.avi
>I spin the fuck around as fast as I can and (accidentally) smack his face, and the fatass fell over and his glasses flew across the parking lot
>"mmmmmmmmurphh"
>the sack of lard and shit stands up again
>he farts while getting up
>tears form in his eyes as he backs away from me
>shitsack grabs his bag and walks up to his glasses
>farts again while bending over for his glasses
>waddles away from the parking lot
>sit down and keep eating

Bump.

>Be me
>Stupid scrawne 13 yo
>Sorta white skinned but nigger behaviour outside the library
>Nerd by day, nigger by afternoon
>A white nigger sort of saying
>We was middle school and shiet
>This other nigglet picks on me
>It gets annoying after a while
>Things escalate verbally
>Breaking point comes
>Nigger throws a paperball at me
>Hit me square in the face
>Caps lock on
>RAGE.exe
>I break this nigger jaw on the first swing
>What a good left hook man
>Go after him when he's falling
>I get all the niggas on me
>Get my shit pushed in by a kick to the stomach
>Grab hold on him and throw this motherfucking nigga
>Keep in mind, this was before Meme'Ay and UFC became so popular
>Get two more niggas to the ground
>Ground and pound, Crappy Lousy Edition
>No fucks given
>Break these nigglets face
>Inspector grabs me by the neck of the shirt
>It rips
>Throw one last punch at the first nigger for nigging
>MFW I don't get expelled
>MFW Got to clean my classroom and windowpanes for a month
>MFW I got away with it because I had top grades in a school full of niggers

>be me 14 at the mall
>i was fucking around and i decided to get a cup full of water and throw it at some highschoolers
>i was in 8th but i was supposed to be in 9th
>i throw it at the kids and they follow me and my friends around for a bit
>then they meet up with some 5'10 mexican fuck acting all gangster
>im 5'8
>i decided to yell nigger and he says "what the fuck did you just say" and starts chasing me
>i run into sears and some of my friends are already out of there
>my little brother and my best friend run left while i keep running with my backpack on full of shit
>i throw my backpack off when i see that my brother and friend merged onto the tile.
>i turn around and slug the fuck out of him as he was chasing me
>he tries to slam me but he cant so i roll him on the floor and he ends up on top
>his backpack is over his head and tries to swing at me blindly
>my friend comes up and punches him in the head 2 times and they start to fight a little
>i run up and hit him so hard on the side of the eye
>he looks at me and i beat his ass


TLDR

i beat up a 11th grader at the mall in sears while i was only in 8th grade

Second story, keep in mind I grew up with little money in my family so I was surrounded by niggers nearly all my school years until highschool. And fuck me and my priviledge, but these assholes were stupid as all fuck.

>Be me
>15yo
>Still a scrawny white-butted nerdy fuck
>Still behaving like a nigger sometimes
>Not so many nigs on my class anymore
>Gee... I wonder why
>Anyway, nigglet McNiggleton and nearly all of his band got expelled or failed misserably in class
>Still get picked on by the remaining niggers in class
>Younger nigglets try to pick on me
>Yeah right niggers
>Most of the times I simply avoid shit
>This one time shit escalated beyond control
>There was a Sheboon picking on a good friend of mine
>Studymate and all that jazz
>Fuck me if I would allow that to happen
>Call sheboon on her shit
>Get yelled at and shit thrown at me
>For whatever reason she flips her shit
>Somebody called Sheboon a nigress
>Somehow she thinks it was me
>Later figured out it was one of her nigress friend... fuck niggers dammit
>She lossess it
>Gets a chair and lunges at me
>Shieet nigga
>Duck and make her trip
>Lands face first on chair
>"These wounds will not heal"
>Blood fucking everywhere
>Some huge motherfucking gorilla comes outta nowhere
>Comes at me
>....
>Fuck.jpg
>I hit the floor
>Very hard
>Instinctively square up
>Can't focus my eyes for shit
>King Kong tries to ground and pound me
>Grab hold of his damn arm
>At last I can see clearly
>Some other nigger is making way to kick
>Get flat on the floor and kicks Kong in the middle of the chest
>Hear something break

Cont.
>Poor King Kong
>School has been making good in recent years so we have security now
>All of us get our shit pushed in
>The nigger that kicked King Kong got expelled
>Sheboon, which turned to be girlfriend of Kong got expelled too for other nigger reasons
>Got off without punishment because camera's videotape and shiet
>Suck it nigger

There is still the aftermath that went down some days later.

>be me
>19 years old
> no one fights me because i lift weights since i was 15
> they got intimidated
> also i know how to fight i take karate classes
> not a douche or high eco person

>be me, level 7 in the school hierarchy
please god let this be bait

>punched in face once
>knife guy
>defended yourself
learn legal definition of self defense, requires fleeing unless life in danger, user should have gone to prison

thisneverhappened.jpg

mike tyson is that you?

>middle school
>6th grade
>kid named Nick P is an asshat for no reason.
>"are you salty"
>asshat says it all day
>"u wanna fight"
>"u wanna fight"
>"ill know your ass out in one second"
>okay.jpg
>ask to mee at elementary school
>after school
>everyones gathered round for the asshat vs. user fight
>friend says go
>approach
>asshat swings
>ANGERMANAGEMENTPILLSINEFFECTIVE.MP4
>uppercut this fucker
>falls to the ground lifeless
>arch my back down so my fist is by his face
>punch him 7 more times
>mfw the medics have to come
>mfw im not in trouble at all because of some dumbass "self defense rule"

The last of my middle school shenanigans.

>Still me at 15yo
>Scrawny as all shit
>Days go by after my last shit
>King Kong is pissed
>Really pissed
>I have a huge bruise on the forehead and my stomach because of it
>Kong is glaring at me with the force of 1000 nigs
>No fucks given, glare back
>Friend tells me to cut it
>Kong is some pseudo-gansta hotshit
>Still no fucks to give, glare at him more intensely
>Get cornered a couple times by Kong and some other little apes
>"My ancestors are smilling at me"
>Nothing happens yet, teachers break it before things escalate
>Get called out on my shit, honorable student and shit
>Still don't care
Now, for the record, I don't consider myself some tough shit or anything. But living surrounded by niggers you learn to piss off with your pants shat or shut their apish mouths by force. I choose to do the second because that teach them to respect you far more than academic achievements.

Also, sorry for not pretyping. Never expected to share this.

typos: know = knock
mee= me
(poster of 6th grade story btw here)

> be me
> 19 years old
> badass attitude (can be friends with nerds weeabos or badass douche
> Superior individual
> 140 iq ( no one arguing with me because i will destroy them mentally )
> Bodybuilding (Lift weight since 15 years old hold teen benchpress record and squat,deadlift)
>Black Belt Karate (3rd dan kyokushin karate) also train Bjj and MMA for 3 years
>Black Belt Eskrima (Knife defense and Meele Defense. Sometimes i show off this skill to show im superior i am so no one fucks with me even with a knife or any bullshit)
>Train shooter (i play with guns since i was a kid its fun so i know how to shoot )
> be me no one fucks with me i didnt even see someone way better me

>are you salty
>kids now talk like this
wat, how old am I

>140 iq
>Superior individual
>im superior
microbenis detected

Settle down there, cuck notits

Cont.
>It's friday, friday, gotta get down on friday
>End of schoolyear approaches
>Teachers are very strict tho
>They start giving us shitton of homework
>(Despite Tyron and Jamal lagging behind and failing misserably)
>This was before schools were so politically correct
>Niggers by nigging and failing because of it
>Kong is pissed, stressed and failing everything at school
>Kong has no Sheboon to release the heat
>Me on the contraty, was a cool nerd as shit with top grades relaxed with the end of term and not as stressed as the rest of my classmates
>King Kong tries again to escalate shit on me
>Brush it off
>Since teachers are really bugging me on avoiding shit I take the advices and simply ignore it
>So wrong move
>King Kong rages harder than ever
>Apparently ignoring niggers after heating them constantly makes them rage harder
>Fuck_2.jpg
>I have to admit I got a little scarred when he screamed
>Was turning around then "Boom, headshot"
>Got hit with the force of a hammer on the jaw
>I reacted but couldn't dodge
>I fall
>Kong comes at me
>Fuckdammit
>I scurry out and go under a table
>Keep avoinding him for a couple second
>Chasing me around the table and shit
>My friend is yelling some shit at me
>Get distracted a second
>Kong decks me
>Really hard
>Can't move
>Can't breathe
>Yet, I don't feel nor hear Kong going for me
>My friend knocked Kong with a chair
>Security gets on the scene
>I get to the nursing station
>Enough funds for security but not for a nursery
>Whatever
>Me and my friend get off the hook without consequences
>Kong gets suspended, didn't got expelled because they felt it was unjust with the endterm so close
>Changed school a couple days later

And this my dear Sup Forumsros is how I got my shit pushed in three times but survived in the end.

>Getting punched is the face is not dangerous
Real life is not the movies, user

>now in 7th grade, correcting 5th grade spelling errors

it's actually not fucking dangerous in the least, there is a sport called boxing if you aren't familiar
stop being afraid of your physical inferiority, everyone can take a punch to the face without it being life threatening

In boxing, people get knocked out, which puts them at the mercy of their opponent. Not to mention that one punch can and does kill people all the time. Try punching a cop and see if he runs away.

>there is a sport called boxing
You mean that sport where people go blind and get stupier by the match?

>knocked out
>knife someone while unconscious
if user wasn't knocked out, he wasn't at anyone's mercy, still had legal obligation to flee the violence, report to police
what are you, 12?

>one punch can and does kill people all the time
>Real life is not the movies, user
pick one (1)

we're talking about retaliating with a stabbing to a single punch, not a career of them, moron
this is not "self defense" in any sense of the definition, user should have been prosecuted

Different user here. Legally, in self defense you are only allowed to fight back to the extent that the threat is neutralized. Taking it past that is no longer self defense.

Unless you feel your life was at risk.

But since you seem to be a nigger you wouldn't understand that laws are written based on purpose and the meaning almost always lies on that.

"Self defense" is defending yourself when you feel threatened. If you have a good lawyer you can get away with shoting some fucker in his own home.

>you wouldn't understand that laws are written based on purpose and the meaning almost always lies on that
*this makes absolutely no sense, is a child's attempt to wax philosophical

>you can get away with
yeah, but not get away with being arrested, arraigned before a judge, prosecuted, and judged by a jury of your peers
learn the difference

Read at Common Law dumbfuck.

You can use "Reasonable" force to defend yourself.

If by some instance you feel your life is at risk you have a reason to defend yourself anyway possible. Again, a good lawyer would abide by Common Law or international rights to pull this off.

>"Self defense" is defending yourself when you feel threatened
no, "Self defense" is defending yourself when a reasonable person would feel threatened, in a reasonable manner
something tells me this isn't you

Getting away as in getting free of charges. Or in the worse case scenario, home arrested.

But if your lawyer is shit you will surely get jail.

>Again, a good lawyer would abide by Common Law or international rights to pull this off
international law is not recognized by U.S. courts
any "reasonable" lawyer would be obligated to defend the state's case grounded in Statute Law, dumbfuck

Well here's a long-ass story, but it really happened.

>Just out of high school
>Friend was leaving for college
>Drinking in the park to wish her off
>Drunk ass mexicans show up
>Want to fight
>So drunk/stupid AF, can't even insult correctly
>Literally point to someone and say "Hey, I don't like you"
>We say fuck this and start leaving
>One mexican runs up on my bro and breaks a beer bottle over the back of his head
>Bro takes two steps, stops, yells "FUCK IT", turn around and punches dumbfuck vato
>Bro's never been in a fight before
>We're about to rush in to help, drunk mexican'ts are saying "no, one on one!"
>OhShitnigga.jpg
>Bro needs NO fucking help
>19 years of RAGE comes out on this stupid chalupa eater
>We're standing back in fucking awe
>Starts to dawn on wetbacks their buddy's getting crazy fucked up
>Two vatos yell at my bro to take them on
>They're standing in front of a chain, meant to stop cars from passing through
>OhShitIsHeReally.png
>Bro bumrushes them both and knocks them back over the chain
>All the rest of border bandits swarm my bro
>I fucking rush in
>Straight grab one dude by the waist and swing him around so I'm in between him and my bro
>Start pounding his face
>Dude slinks away
>Another comes up
>Pound on him
>Oddly dudes not really fighting back, he's like fumbling with his pants or something
>No time to think why while in fight mode, just take the chance to bash him harder
>Vato's had enough and runs away
>Dickheads that bro was fighting run off too
>We're right by apartment building, folks there surely called cops
>Tell friends we need to GTFO now
>See fuckface that started it is still on the fucking ground where he fell, out fucking cold
>Head to bro's house, closest safe place
>When all is calmed down, friends say drop a real fucking bomb about something they saw

1/2

>Be me
>Literal cuck, no shame
>Wife's boyfriend starts demanding more of her time
>Lol no, if this is gonna work we have to have a balance
>Threatens to beat me
>K
>Comes over, tries to make wife leave with him
>Refuses
>Boyfriend takes this as a sign that she wants him to win her in combat
>Swings at me
>I've been going to Taekwondo classes for the past 3 years
>Outblock, grab wrist, dislocate elbow, half moon kick to knee, knee to face
>wife breaks up with him on the spot


Her new boyfriend is super chill and understanding, it's like we're sharing joint custody of her now.

this bait
is so juicy, but in the end, still just bad bait.

Explain to me then, when a cop pulls some drunktard out of the street then the drunk stupid fuck tries to go for the cop with force.

Let's suppose the drunktard pulls out a knife and gets one shot from the cop. Somehow this motherfucker won't have it and gets up again.

Now, as far as I knew, this is a threatening situation that is putting your life at risk. You have a gun and the other fucker has a knife. Since this has been a common scenario and since the cops "Get away" with it because their life was at risk then a commoner can do it too, sorta.

6/10 Bait, got a response

I am not even going to dive into this pile of strawman bullshit

Not bait.

2/2

>The dude I beat up was packing a fucking GUN (!!!)
>Wasn't fighting back since he was trying to pull it out to fucking shoot me
>But he'd tucked it in his pants like a retard and it got caught
>HolyShitAreYouKiddingMe.png
>Friends swear they saw this, said they almost shit themselves
>Heard later the cops came and found fuckface still where he fell, needed a dozen or so stitches
>Haven't really fought anyone since
>But holy shit, I literally beat up a dude packing a gun

Bringing a gun out in a fistfight is a pussy faggot move.

Also, as fas as I can tell, only little bitches go for their gun when they feel they are losing.

>Walking downtown, hear you are in the wrong >place at the wrong time. I say, "okay" turn head >to look at dude, already punching me, move chin >to minimize the blow. Turn around starting punch >in feet, hit him straight in the nose, breaking it, >blood everywhere. Dude falls down, might of >been unconscious eyes still open but not moving >to much. Look up three of the dudes friends >about 30 yards from me. We look at each other, >they run away. I go to the bar, order whiskey. >Bartender that I know says, "hey man is that >your blood on your hand?" i say some of it yeah. >Continue to drink.

Shows I'm not a /b tard i fucked up that green text

>senior in hs
>retarded spud annoying whole class
>makes yo mama joke to retard
>gets whaled on by potato until cop tackles him
>retard screams "he was talking about my mom"

i didnt know this was a cringe thread

more nignog stories pls!
I grew up in a similar situation poor, but I'm half and my mom(black) didn't want us going to majority black schools. She used to get beat up for being lighter skinned by other blacks when she was younger so...

>Bringing a gun out in a fistfight is a pussy faggot move.

Can't argue that. I'm just glad I didn't get fucking shot.

>giving friends water at football practice
>sperg makes yo mama joke
>use tardforce level 6 to tackle him to death
>coach sees this and puts me on team
>am now the best player on football team

No it's a dubs thread

fuk

Read on, the last part is here; I was light as fuck too. But growing around niggers teach you to man up or become shit like them.

and stabbing would have been a reasonable use of neutralizing the threat. user just didn't get a good enough lawyer. Also- another reason to carry. Someone punches you and beat them to the point of incapacitation which may result in death, you're almost always going to get in trouble. Shoot em? you'll be fine, since they were attacking you and you had reasonable fear for your life.

protip- carry instead of fighting, and make your first three shots count for the kill, or you'll be in a lot more legal trouble than it's worth. otherwise don't engage.

>be me
>hs
>skinnyfag
>in gym with qt short latina gf
>huge gorilla out of nowhere starts pushing my gf and asking shit like "yall fucked yet" and "to be honest i thought at least one yall was gay"
>no wait is it a baboon? its fucking talking
>oh its a huge muscley ghetto tyrone
>tell him to stop
>"nigga i aint talkin to u im talkin to yo girl"
>push him off her and get on top of him and start ground and pounding
>that lasted about three seconds before he flipped me over like a pancaked and flattened me with his hammerfists for about thirty seconds
>gets up and starts stomping me in the chest and stomach
>the pain is intense
>struggle to take breathes let alone get up
>watch from the cold gym floor as my gf cries and runs out of the gym
>try not to cry knowing i can do nothing but lay there and watch
>tyrone spits on my face and says "dont eva touch me pussi ass wite boi"

And that's how I became a racist

learn bjj, you will regret not learning it sooner.
assuming your gf left you for getting your ass beat...

>Be me junior in hs
>Nerdy fuck but stupidly popular
>This guy starts spreading rumors about a chick I wanted to bang
>Calmly walk up while he is in his locker
>Grab locker door and slam it into his head a few times
>Tell him I am chicks friend and hes gonna stop his shit
>Never heard anything from him again

nice self cockblock

This is truth

That's untrue!

Niggers always gonna nig. Good thing ya survived, user.

CJ?

Maybe, maybe not, but you can slice a tomato with that edge...

Stupid shit that happened in middle school
>Be me
>7th grade 5' 11" idiot
>Mildly popular
>Fat 5' 5" friend (not popular) tells me his crush
>Everyone in the school knows
>See her at lunch
>Go up to talk to her
>Just saying hi
>Friend grabs back of my neck
>Swings me around to punch me
>Dumbass thought I was telling her his "secret"
>Grab his free hand
>I punch his chest as hard as possible
>Managed to knock wind out of him for minute and a half
>Continue talking to girl
>Didn't get in trouble because of the self defense rule
>Asshat got suspended for 2 weeks
>We don't talk anymore

Good material for pasta fagget

>be me, walking home from school with 3 wanna be gang banger friends.
> See expelled cunt that always tried to starts fights with me, had a long day, yell at his as to pull over so we can fight.
>Friends join I'm start throwing up gang signs, I'm non affiliated.
>Guy keeps driving, 2 of my friends split, left with me and one of my friends.
>Continue...?

the hell is in that cat's mouth?