Hey, Anonymous! welcome to the After-Hours Bar. Grab a stool and take your coat off, won’t you...

hey, Anonymous! welcome to the After-Hours Bar. Grab a stool and take your coat off, won’t you? Let’s see what we’ve got on tap tonight:

>Advice
>Conversation
>Happy Thoughts

thank you for stopping by, have a wonderful night, and please remember that you are loved.

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hey there, user. how are you tonight?

Hellooo!

Good evening, i'll be around
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what's with you only talking to me when I'm user lol.
but I'm good. didn't have to work today, so didn't get a chance to get annoyed by anything.
How are you? you didn't say much

Hello OP, how are you?

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Trying to decide between going out to my campfire spot in the woods and drinking there, or sitting here and drinking while telling myself I intend to play a game when really I'll just be shitposting all night.

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evening. don't... know if I've met you before. how are you tonight?
always appreciate having an expert when needed. thanks, hon. doing okay today?
I don't tend to say a lot in the first place, really.
I'm doing alright today! I slept a lot and I'm on a fast today, but other than that it's going well. how are you?
ELMO

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If you need me, I'll just be hanging out

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Help, I think Chris Hansen is my waifu, what do

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Hello!

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what's with all the ugly men in here?

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I mean, as long as you're safe either way, and don't drink in excess. staying inside does sound a bit safer, though.
...aight. still not totally sure who you are though, hon.
I love your goldfish.
write him some fanmail, maybe watch some TCAP.
evening.

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they're helping my thread go faster so I can help even more anons tonight.

I'm actually new here which is why you probably haven't seen me before

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c-cover your eyes don't look at them you pure little thing >.

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gotcha. nice to meet you, then. let me know if I can help at all. Jill#8547
took your time tonight, love.

>After-Hours Bar
Do you have a license to serve alcohol, Are you checking IDs, If you do not have your papers in order, I will have to shut this establishment down.

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I'm liking the porn, post moar pls

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As you wish O7

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ofc, had to finish my song

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Post them getting puss pls

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didn't Elmo have Dorothy the goldfish, though?
it's literally just a thread title that's left over from months ago. nothing's served here other than advice.
audiosurf or something?

Hi! Call me Mantis.
What's your name?

I fear I'm scarred for life now.
cannot be unseen

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no, swing. infectious music

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I see what's going on in here

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