This just happened yesterday and I knew that you faggots would love it, so I thought I'd share.
>match with super hot girl on tinder, get that Snapchat extra quick
>talk it up for awhile, she asks for for nudes but never sends any
>whatever she's totally into it, and I'm too horny to even care
>get that "come over ;)" text eventually
>I've run the game before but this isn't normal I can already tell. Happened too fast and she knows too little about me
>English wasn't her first language I can tell and I feel extra cautious for some reason
>am military so free time is hard to come by but figure something out
>show up and send that "I'm here" text at around noon
>text my buddies back home via group chat that I'm about to get some puss, haven't told anybody else about it
>tell them I also fear for my life but so worth it too hot to pass up
>see her standing outside, I get out of my car and grab a bottle of water, I always keep some in my car
>she takes me inside and yeah she's really hot, GIANT titties, maybe 120 pounds, 5ft3 tan, long hair
Cont.
This just happened yesterday and I knew that you faggots would love it, so I thought I'd share
op pls respond
Bamp
>military
>not being prepared enough to type out your greentext ahead of time
I'm waiting
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>first thing I do I survey the apartment
>no signs of some guy waiting behind the corner with a bat to bash my head in
>no sounds or smells out of the ordinary
>I feel safer but not yet relaxed, oh God, I KNEW something was wrong but I couldn't fucking place it
>didn't care wanted pussy
>tell her to put a movie on, to break the silence and what not after the meet n greet
>still didn't even get the name like wtf
>secretly take pic of her and send to bros back home
>they're with me the whole way, I'm the man of the hour
>we talk for like 10 mins, she's from the Phillipines, thicc accent
>I really don't care but I can talk about anything if it'll help me get laid
>she says it's kinda cold, but it's a little warmer in the bedroom
>here we go
>if I die I die
>walk in, and I'm still in the clear, this is actually going really well
>too well
>she sits by the computer and I ask if she could put on some music and does
>trying not to let things get awkward, I ask if she knows how to dance
>I'll show you
>smooth af
>take her hand and we slow dance to some gay song
>we kiss
>she kisses really fucking weird but I've never been with an Asian before so who knows maybe I'm just not cultured
Cont.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
> > 746366666
T_T
Quints, a fair and noble number for a Jew.
Your end shall be swift, and clean.
Whuh. Gets.
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the quints of truth this ain't bait guys
kek requests that you finish your story
Look at those motherfuckin digits
Don't die on us now user
>she takes my shirt off
>oh shit
>takes my pants off
>I bet my friends are so fucking jealous right now
>she grabs my cock and kinda let's go, grabs it again
>wtf is she doing is she retarded
>I try to take her shorts off and she sits don't and says no
>NO?
>why not
>and this is when it happens
>when my life takes a turn for the worse and I'll never be able to un live
>am tans
>what
>am trans
>I immediately get dressed like a civilized person and calmly explain that I'm not interested anymore
>leave my water bottle behind but it's okay and I'm okay and everything will be okay
>we are all okay
>get to my car and I sit there thinking about how I'll have to just know I let a guy fucking trick me into that and I didn't do anything about it
>think about how I'll always know I'm a little bitch for it too
Cont.
rip
nice story tho, will stick around
oh shit
you should have known
Ouch
You got the DICC
Any pics of the tranny though?
Relax, user, life is a trap.
The green forest is gone. You stand alone chasing a kasha wheel.
Is there hope in purpose in a strange land, none will understand your enigma a man on a horse chasing demons in his head across the dimensions of threads. You led yourself astray.
Have you known love?
anyone else get that glitch with tinder where you can't match with any girls?
(Screencap so people can play this game)
No thats just you. Maybe you should try being less ugly.
What does it mean when OP keep taking water bottles?
>I walk back very calmly at first, I have to say something
>knock on HIS door, that little fucking bitch
>he opens the the door just a tad, enough to show his fucking face
>immediately blast my hand through the door and into his face with all the strength my right arm can muster
>didn't feel a thing
>bust into the living room, screaming unintelligibly
>consider murder
>charge
>break a second door that he tries to close on me
>he's shaking and all of a sudden the feminen voice is gone
>decide that it takes a big man to fight for himself, but a bigger man to end it when necessary
>leave
>left that fucking water bottle behind with my saliva and prints on it
>didn't get any fucking puss
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You're a faggot for getting so worked up over some other faggot trying to fuck you. Should have just bent him over and fucked his boi pussy like the faggot you are, faggot.
agreed
Why so mad? Dont you all fuck each other in the military anyway?
My love is of my forest, and where there is soil I shall find it again.
With my final breath I say goodbye, and allow the seeds of nature to sprout forth, and take back what they hath given thee.
Time to go.
Nice. Good chase.
Dude.
Great men plant trees whose shade they will never sit under.
No...nohomo...senpi
*Internet hug* you can fuck my wife
What're all these quotes from?
If he was smart he wouldn't be in the military
This
Rest in peace Tree Knight