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OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 106: BELFORT VS. GASTELUM THREAD #5 NO WINNERS EDITION Anonymous 03/11/17(Sat)23:11:54 No.74634303▶
>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am GMT

5 Round Middleweight Main Event:
Vitor Belfort (25-13-0) vs. Kelvin Gastelum (14-2-0)

Light Heavyweight
Maurício Rua (24-10-0) vs. Gian Villante (15-7-0)

Lightweight
Edson Barboza (18-4-0) vs. Beneil Dariush (14-2-0)

Flyweight
Jussier Formiga (19-4-0) vs. Ray Borg (10-2-0)

Women's Bantamweight
Bethe Correia vs. Marion Reneau is a majority draw(29-27,28-28,28-28)

Welterweight
Alex Oliveira def. Tim Means via rd 2 Submission(RNC)


>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:00pm ET / 5:00pm PT / 1:00am GMT

Lightweight
Kevin Lee def. Francisco Trinaldo via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes def. Davi Ramos via unanimous decision(30-27)

Bantamweight
Joe Soto def. Rani Yahya via unanimous decision(29-28,29-27,29-27)

Lightweight
Michel Prazeres def. Josh Burkman via rd 1 Submission(North-south choke)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am GMT

Featherweight
Jeremy Kennedy def. Rony Jason (via unanimous decision(29-28,29-28,29-27)

Middleweight
Paulo Henrique Costa def. Garreth McLellan via rd 1 TKO


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Schaub is God
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dariush is still my boy

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I LUH YOU MIKE

>Beat Lawler in 1 round (KO)
>Beat Condit inside 2 rounds
>Outpointed and outstruck an undefeated kick-boxer twice
>Beat current Bellator WW champ
>So-called GOAT WW is ducking him to fight the accidental MW champ

Understand and respect what it is you're seeing right now cause it may never happen again in your bum lifetimes.

Schaub is God

2 posts early. Kys

congratulations, youre finally the new OP! now whats the next step in your master plan?

well

I forgot there was a card tonight

what did I miss?

You are a somali

The GOAT welterweight. How can white boys even compete?

Gastelum, Barboza, Prazeres, and le Bolsonaro man get POTN bonuses

No fight of the night, thought Shogun-Villante deserved it personally

I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it

Dariush actually died for real

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MAN THAT card was a *banger* and a *dogfight*

i *loved* that card, especially when *shogun* technically knocked out *gian*

Dariush got sent to the shadow realm

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Lol why do you think I was talking about you?

Maybe cause you're a somali?

How do you recover mentally after something like this?

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because you think about me non stop bud lol

> now whats the next step in your master plan?

I'm gonna watch Bisping and Yves for a bit my man

You are a somali. You and your trash threads.

How will Dariush's qt asian gf comfort him tonight?

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here's the thing though, I'm white lol

why are you so upset my man

what's next for our boy lando?

Wasn't this guy in rogue one?

You are a somali.

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this guy is a faggot

>Ronda dead
>Jones soon to be dead (OD)
>MGregor leaving for Hollywood soon
>PVZ dead
>Sage dead
>Max Holloway is a non draw
>Mighty Manlet division needs to be removed
>Nunes is a non draw

It's not about weight limits. It's about no limits. Get rid of the rules.

Lando was never our boy

Please consult the list as to who our actual boys are.

lmao okay bud whatever you say

Did it take him a while to get up or something?

yeah

kek what do you think

should be easy if hes not weak mentally, he went in with a solid gameplan and was executing a winning fight. Barboza just had a perfect read and execution to which ended the fight. Sometimes youre winning until youre not, now that I think about it the same shit happened in the Chiesa fight even worse. He was killin him and fucked up bad and gave up his back. Guess he needs to play it safer when hes ahead.

why is weidman up there

You are of Somali origins.

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Can't play it safe against Barboza.

lol you wish you were me bud

You are an obstinate wagie.

Where is Bryan today?

Ohhhh how I wish those freak shows still existed

He'll be champ in 2 years time.

Show a little more respect. Thanks.

You are from Somalia.

>Derrick Lewis
>Gunnar Nelson

Explain.

>He was killin Chiesa

Lol no he wasnt, spergy

lmao u wish

Did you guys seent the video of Dana high fiving the new WME owner after Mark Hunt got KO'd by Alistair?

wtf I just found out Lando is Jewish I love him now. Are there any other Jews in the UFC?

yeah I worded it poorly, he said in prefight interviews he was gonna pressure and thats what he was doing successfully. The odds of eating a 100% reactionary flying knee like that should not stop you from shooting for a takedown thats some freak shit. Sometimes that happens but at the same time he had all that success with virtually no grappling so I guess that is the only place you can fault him

>no for gay jesus

no post it

retirement

Did you see that they gave Hunt a massive raise up to $750k to show for that fight?

Dana and WME

Sellout crowd tonight of 14,069. Higher attendance than 209....

Also Shogun still talking about chasing for the belt lol, i think hes just blowin smoke up asses

Kelvin also STILL indecisive if he wants to stay at Middleweight. I mean if he actually loses some weight, he could be a killer at WW, but if he stays with this frame then he needs to stay at MW

Kelvin vs Rockhold, who wins?

MW is full of so many dinosaurs and people he can actually beat. Don't know why he wants to go back down to WW where there are fighters more technical and better than him. He got outworked by Neil Magny for 3 rounds.

>He got outworked by Neil Magny for 3 rounds.
to be fair, Magny is a bit of a handful for most ranked guys at 170 and Kelvin is still super young

if Kelvin manages to continue to improve, he will almost certainly be champ at some point imo

Kelvin

Vitor's on the press conference right now


It's so damn sad. First question was "What went wrong?". Cringed

>Also Shogun still talking about chasing for the belt lol, i think hes just blowin smoke up asses

IDK man you need a certain degree of self delusion to stick with the sport at this level, every fighter's gotta believe on some level they can beat any opponent put in front of them and head for the top. Otherwise your head's not in it and it's worse for you. And we all know that 99% of fighters just don't know when to quit.

Dana is Irish Catholic (atheist).

>How much does it hurt to lose 3 in a row
Ffs are these questions really necessary

Edson looks joocy

First time watching a presser lad

MMA journalists are cringeworthy

anyone got the webm of kelvin getting the tko?

No but that's the level of sports journalism in general, and I say this as a journalism student/freelancer.

You're right desu, but it's still frustrating every time. There are some decent questions that get the fighter so say something interesting, but there are some really daft ones too

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I have thought he would pop soon for fucking years now. he never passed the eye test

Best worst one was the guy that asked Robbie Lawler if he didn't consider keeping his hands up to block Tyron's overhand right. If Robbie had gotten up to punch the guy I would've cheered.

Post USADA and deletion Luke I don't know. I'm leaning towards Kelvin.

Why would Derrick Lewis need explained? He shitposts on his Twitter, he shitposts in post fight interviews, he shitposts at press conferences. There may not be more of an /ourguy/ in the sport.

Vitor is talking about having a division for legends, sort of like older dudes MMA. Longer rest time, shorter rounds, different glove size.

Not sure how he thinks this is really feasible desu.

the kick was actually pretty good

tbf his defense of that strike was strange

They can still heem one another despite the age but can't take KOs because of it. This isn't golf. You can't do an MMA seniors league. I mean, you can, but it'll be a fucking nightmare fuel disaster.

i think its a good idea. we have weight limits, why not age limits?

what defense

how? tyron was feinting before that right that knocked him down. robbie tried to parry..

>All these people who now underrate Luke cause he let himself get KO'd by a journeyman

nobody is going to underrate Luke

>No Elbows
>No Knees
>3 Minute Action
>30 seconds of ground time
>Minute and a half rest time

This is a really strange idea but it seems he's actually given it a bit of thought. Older dudes shouldn't be taking that punishment and on top of that, I'm not sure how many people would even be interesting. It just sounds so bizarre

This. He has a win over the chris, jacare, bisping,kennedy.

Can I get an Amen?

Who underrates Luke

i'm sure he meant add no drug testing in there

"all these people" apparently

more like

>I feel like complaining about nothing

The ones saying Gastelum would beat him obviously.

>cause he let himself

and thats a big fuckin flaw, hes weak enough mentally to not come in fully prepared to win. I assume you mean people in here talking about him vs Kelvin even if theyre not serious. If Luke came in and used his size and reach to keep Kelvin on the ouside then grappled when available I would take Luke 100%. But he was weak before the Bisping fight then Bisping broke him mentally, he cant get over it.

>he was weak before the Bisping fight
He wasn't. He just went in too overconfident.

>he believes in skydaddy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WERE YOU PRAYIN TO GET SHADOWREALMED??!?!?!?

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whoa watch yourself with that

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