What would the world be like if usa hadn't lost the war of 1812?

What would the world be like if usa hadn't lost the war of 1812?

The hamburger would never have been invented

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>chocolate is poisonous to dogs
>let dog have a whole bar of chocolate
>American Education

That's a loaded question.

Also, fuck the yanks.

No more British Canada.

>implying it isn't dog chocolate

Where my ameribros at? You going to invade again or what?

Come, defend what is left of your honour.

...

Fight me

good morning

Probably everything would be the same but Trudeau would be a senator.
>tries to legalize weed, senate won't let him

Careful Canada! You aren't misusing your freedom of speech right now?

Fun point: That explanation of what's illegal to promote hatred of doesn't include political ideology.

>brand spankin' new frontier nation with decentralized government
>"uhhh I guess we'll put the capitol here"
>Washington D.C founded
>it's essentially a farm town until the 1950s
>canacucks burn down our cool new building
>"aww shit, guess we have to make another one"
>victory is symbolic but ultimately minor in significance
>low energy canacucks go home and fuck off for eternity
>no invasions from a foreign power on the American homeland since
>....

how did we "lose" exactly?

Everyone involved in the war of 1812 walked away happy. Canada repulsed severa cross border skirmishes and remained part of the British Empire, we we're finally left alone by the British and the Brits were able to focus solely on the Napoleonic War and kicking Napoleon's ass.

>Everyone involved in the war of 1812 walked away happy
American education.

Only if you apologize first. Eh?

That's dark chocolate that kills them

Hershey's milk chocolate will make them sick at worst

Hue hue good morning to you too

How am I wrong? Oh I left out the American Indian. OK well not everyone one was happy but everyone who mattered was.

In the US, we're taught that the war was a tactical defeat, but a political victory. We failed to rid the continent of British influence, we did however get the British to stop fucking with our ships -- which was very annoying.

All things considered, the US walked away happy. Canada remained under the British yolk. Britain kept their Canada. Why is it inaccurate that everyone in the situation, came away happy?

It'a clearily a cookie.

Dem cute bitches

>Brits kicking Napoleon's ass

(you)

>American education
>posted by a Canadian


This is why everyone calls you subhuman, because you are.

He's technically right you know.

idiot

complete fucking idiot

Is that not what happened?

I think daschunds can handle chocolate, not even shit posting

You beat their fleet, yeah, but that is what you can expect from an island Jew.
If anything beat Napoleon's ass it was Russia's geographical location.

We had one. They can get very old, ours were 16 when she died. However character-wise they are truely the jews of dogkind.

*was

>You beat them here but that doesn't count nyahh

Fuck off

Yeah the British spanked us, but we ended up walking away happy in the end.

Worst thing we could have done is raise up a white flag. What a terrible fate that would have been. I would hate to be known as the country that surrenders. Jesus, just kill me now if that was my fate. How could one even live in a country that is known to be cowards?

We have no honor left.

I admit that sounds much dumber than when I wrote it now that I think of it.

Ok.... France and it's allies ultimately lost Britain and it's allies ultimately won. Is that better?

You're that Swedish poster aren't you? The super pro-Russian one that laments on everyone else for being Jewish while your own country is in shambles.

Yeah you're that guy. The one who fancies himself an armchair general who knows just enough about military technology to talk shit to everyone else.

Yeah I know you. Annoying twat.

>chocolate
>dog

I am fucking triggered.

Don't feed dogs chocolate, it's poisonous to them.

Canadians would be more rotund like their southern cousins.

That sounds like hate speech buddy. Maybe you'd better check your privilege.

Mostly Russia's geography, Brits contained them to the continent (Pretty important, fuck me for not thinking before I post) but Napoleon wasn't really close to losing before his army withered away in Russia.

I am not, honest.
The only military things I ever do is to shit on Rommel.

Came here to post this, whatever country you are.

HOWS SHE GOIN, EH? HAPPY MORNIN TO YA

#not all dogs.
Also I think those dogs in pic can eat chocolate.

My dog likes to eat chocolate so I give him occasionally. He is 15 years old. It is fine to give chocolate to dogs just don't overdo it

>if usa hadn't lost
>usa lose
the only people who lost were the injuns

My dog once eat a 400g chocolate bar I left over my bed and didn't even get sick, not even a diarrhea

Give a fucking argument or just shut up.

Utojlet tunge galer sig stygt asted.
You shame Odin brother.