TFW you'll never be an FBI agent

>TFW you'll never be an FBI agent

Trump just fired Comey, so theres a position open

Do I have be an american citizen though

Can a legal immigrant become an ICE agent?

Bump

>tfw you will never be a CIA agent

Why never though you're an American citizen

Requirements are too hard

good, at least sessions knows what he can and can't do

Hey why not give Canadian FBI a shot?

doesn't do anything fun

>tfw I see a job I could possibly get for the CIA on their site

Would have to unroot my life but tempting

Just join the RCMP, they do the same job as America's Secret Service, FBI, police, SWAT, ATF, etc, and they are a gendarmerie.

I keep seeing them hiring but is it worth applying? Do I have a good chance?

Forgot to mention I'm a complete loser

I'm an oldfag, once when the internet was new I saw a page by the CIA that I'm fairly certain was trying to openly recruit spies.
It was requesting someone who could speak a foreign language with native proficiency but also look and fit into the native population seamlessly. Translators don't need to look and fit in like a native, only spies do.

Yes, the Mounties used to be selective as all fuck, which is why they were the finest police force on earth for along time. They basically did the opposite of what other police forces do in terms of recruiting. But since the 1970s it has all gone to shit and now they will hire anyone, especially if you're female, gay, short, developmentally retarded, brown, yellow, red, etc.

Perfect, you're already well on your way to being a Mountie then

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Can you explain to me what he meant by this?

>tfw you'll never eat sopa de macaco

Pretty straight forward, the Markham Police clearly owe this gentleman £10,000,000 and need to pressure wash the eggs off of his house.

Fucking disgusting, please stop posting that

>Two thumbs up

>ywn be Mulder