Describe the average day of the person above you based on his flag

Describe the average day of the person above you based on his flag

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snort cocaine. sell cocaine. make some meth. smoke some meth. make some tacos. can't eat tacos. snort cocaine...... repeat for three days.... come down almost done. sleep

>Leave your home
>Get shot
>Get eat by a homeless

Wake up, shoot everyone that goes on my property, ask questions later, loot bodies, bury bodies, sleep.

Wake up, eat a baguette at cafe, get hit by a truck, get bombed, die.

>wake shot
>get up

>wake up
>go to get a baguette for breakfast
>eat it while watching tourists kiss on top of the Eiffel tower
>go home
>behead your landlord because you thought he spelled France wrong on the lease papers
>give the head to some Muslims so they get GBP with ISIS.
>go inside
>masturbate to Saint Pierre and Miquolen
>go back outside
>check in to the local NATO station
>have to make sure your not getting uppity.jpg
>they find nuclear debris on your pants
>lock you in a tent
>CIA investigates and then remembers France is an ally
>oh shit.png
>let you go
>you go get another baguette
>fall asleep
>wake up right before you get beheaded for not supporting having your daily Napoleon worship

>Wake up
>Mugged by cañete
>Don't have guns
>Die cuz all hospitals are full of Pars and Bolis

Wake up, pray to Jesus, eat cereal with extra sugar and a can of cola, go to work, get shot, get home, find out your wife and kids were also shot, sell your house for medical cover, only one of you can live, you chose yourself because of Randian philosophy, go to bed.

>wake up
>fap to shrine of Evita Peron
>go outside
>get assaulted by topless feminists
>get arrested for rape

>wake up
>llamas are still there
>go back to sleep

>wake up
>curse the british
>go outside
>get raped and murdered by a bolivian

wake up, kiss image of the queen, eat govt approved canned food with plastic spoon, go to the pub, get piss drunk, say "eh, better than the eu i guess", jerk off thinking about elizabeth's saggy titties and sleep

>not using a spork
pleb

>Wake up
>Yellow truck is there
>Shoot it with your legal Artillery 105mm piece
>Learn how to divide in the wierd way

>wake up
>go outside
>all 9/10 white goddesses and short brown men
>eat guinea pig, drink mate and smoke a huge joint

>wake up next to your 15 relatives in your favela
>scale down 10 floors of concrete and concrete like the monkey you are
>put on your motorcycle helmet
>travel 3 miles to the beach
>try to rob a tourist
>turns out they were actually white but you couldn't see through the tint of your visor
>8 policemen open fire on you
>neighbors scoop up your entrails and make a tasty bowl of soup

>wake up
>go outside
>notice you're living in a third world monarchy
>drink all day because depression
>die

loool
shit i laughed way more than i should

>Wake up
>V8
>Sleep happily

>Shoot it with your legal Artillery 105mm piece
A man can dream...

>Wake up
>Hungry af
>Makes some Sopa De Macaco
>Uma Delicia

Closest you can get is PTRD/PTRS (if you find one) or the barret .50 cal
Not sure if you can get a browning in 50.

>wake up
>take shoes out of fridge
>put them into microwave
>clap twice when it pings ready
>deep fry your shoes and eat them
>pay daily $1000 for a black man for impregnating your wife
>go to mcdonalds
>realize they have only 10 bicmacs today
>shoot yourselves
>wake up and repeat

But muh indirect fire

>Wake up
>Have the most beautifull landscapes in terms of snow/desert
>Import jap shit
>Become the best latin american country

>wake up
>go to public university by foot
>gotta take a shit lads xd
>go to public bathroom
>no money no toilet paper
>go anyway to the college, walking with your saggy, brown, smelly pants
>there's no public university
>blast reggeaton

>wake up
>see in the mirror
>a fucking ugly amerindian
>die of sadness

>wake up
>light a joint
>turn on los simpsons

>wake up
>do whatever the fuck it is Finns do
>lose hockey game to Canada
>make threads about finlan
>say spurdo is better than gondola but you know it isn't true
>cry
>sleep

>wake up
>drink tereré
>tell to brazilian tourist to fuck off in portuguese
>drink tereré
>go to shop for more yerba for the tereré
>tell to paraguayan cashier to fuck off in guaraní for giving you candies instead change
>drink tereré
>go to buy a bus ticket to Buenos Aires to see your family
>drink tereré while traveling
>arrive Buenos Aires
>make some shitposting in /lat/ while drinking tereré and waiting your family
>spot them and take a taxi to their home villa
>drink some tereré within their house, talking about how shit Argentina is
>go out to slaughter some kurespas until the diner
>take tereré for dinner
>finally go to bed and fall asleep
>dream about drinking tereré
>finally pee yourself in the bed for all the tereré you drank

That one got me

>Wake up
>Cross the border
>Buy basic products for half the price cuz paraguay is not socialist
>get treated nicely and with respect
>bullshit and be butthurt in /lat/
I still lovenyou bby

>Wake up
>Go to hit the streets
>See an Uruguayan
>"El dulce de leche es argentino!!"
>Uruguayan gets mad
>"El dulce de leche es Uruguayo turro de mierda!"
>"Eso es mentira villero puto"
>Starts to punch each other until night falls
>They get tired and rest a while in a bench
>"Misma hora mañana?"
>"Misma hora"
>says "Goodbye" to each other an goes to sleep

Watching supernatural all seasons.

>wake up
>it's freezing
>inject korkadil
>go to work 14 hour shift
>get home
>drink vodka
>find out you tested positive for HIV
>die in tiny cold commie block

>yelling for a stupid candy nobody cares about
Argentines are retarded

>mariachi music alarm clock wakes me up
>have chillis with refried sick for breakfast
>drink a bottle of mexican cola
>inject self with cocaine
>run over the border like speedy gonzales
>dodge the drug cartels bullets and evade us border guards
>arrive at plantation and work 14 hour shift for $5 a hour
>speed back over the border to your house with you 20 family members
>do some lucha libre
>eat chillis and re fried sick and drink a few bottle of coke
>get diabetes
>fart and fall asleep

>re fried sick
kek
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sees on tv shit about malvinas, eat's fish and chips and then goes to drink tea. After work, british specimen starts to worship old ass queen and then goes to sleep without washing his teeth

>wake up
>have to buy bread
>put on gas mask
>walk through three riots on way to bakery
>stop along the way to help lynch mob necklace a pickpocket
>get to the bakery
>find out cost of bread increased 1000% in the time it took you to get there

>wake up
>get shot

>wake up
>eat breakfast
>sit in front of computer
>eat lunch
>sit in front of computer
>eat dinner
>sit in front of computer
>eat snack
>sit in front of computer
>go to sleep

>wake up
>"viva chavez"
>go outside to shoot people on the street
>go to sleep
>repeat

>go outside
>get attacked by FARC
>can't do shit because my goverment protects them

holy shit i hate my goverment

>wake up
>every woman is at least a 7
>well into their 50s they're still smoking
>too autistic to get a gf
>go on Sumatran motor scooter discussion forum to feel better

>wake up
>die of flu cuz you've NEVER EVER been vaccined before

>wake up
>eat fish pie
>go to work in your umbrella
>goverment takes half of your salary
>go to the dentist
>to back home
>masturbate to the queen
>sleep