Frogs, can you please help me for a second?

Frogs, can you please help me for a second?

I need a topic about French culture to make a quick presentation about for one of my courses tomorrow. Nothing too long, just a powerpoint.

It has to be a bit specific, but not aspie tier. Someone else chose the French Foreign Legion for example

Help me lads.

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do it on wine

An Introduction to Islam

Do it about how Le Pen losing means the absolute islamization of Europe

My prof hates Le Pen, can't do that shit sadly. Plus I unironically have muzzies in my class.

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parles du Musée d'Art Moderne de la Ville de Paris and don't be a faggot and talk about le pen or something

this

>I need a topic about French culture
No such thing.
t.newly elected president of the republic

>french culture

Talk about the ratonnades and their coming back in 5 to 10 years

this is obvious and easy as fuck.
more specifically why the french are buying up south east england: will england be the future of french wine

I don't know anything about wine unfortunately. Fucking shit

aaaand you had to be an arrogant faggot again
Not surprising

yeah but it's stupidly easy to read a little bit and talk about it for a while.
so french wine makers have these specific things they look for when they grow: 'mas en scene' or some shit. also different aged vines produce different notes so used for different purposes. different regions. (bordeux, burgandy, champagne) there you go that's like 10 minutes easily.

Thanks then, I'll consider it. Right now it's between this and table etiquette.

You can talk about impressionism. Not very original but there's a lot to talk about and it's very interesting
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impressionism

Or you can just talk about Jules Verne, very interesting too, he wrote some cool stuff

Mise en scène
A "mas" in a traditional occitan house

Kek, I literally just finished an art course I had to take as an elective and we covered Impressionism. Thanks, that's a great idea lad.

my french spelling is atrocious.

Oh I didn't reproach you I just wanted to correct

you could talk about the french ideas of government opposed to american ideas, somewhat easy. heritage.org/political-process/report/the-great-divide-the-ideological-legacies-the-american-and-french

I've read something about this long ago, about how our countries are similar in ideas yet so different, almost like complete opposites. Especially culturally, for example for me americans are more extroverted compared to the french who are more self-contained, more distant and overly respectful. The most obvious one is capitalism vs socialism. Yet we both have the same ideals on freedom, democracy and stuff
This is a very interesting and original subject

Thanks lads, I have a lot of good ideas now. I'm mainly just reading and i'll probably write it up in an hour before class tomorrow.

do it on surrender

My francophile friend said French people are reserved at first and are hard to break from their shell, but when you become friends you become really close friends, does this sound true? And how you have to greet store clerks in a way that puts you on equal ground. He also said there's a lot of dog poop just out in parks.

You must translate this in french. merican.
Gaulois
Kong
War english 100 years
King Louis 16 death
Revolution-1st Repubilque
Empire "Napoleon
Repubique, Revolution, Empire, Revolution, République
WW1
WW2
Colonisation end
American domination

You forgot at the end :
>Islamic domination

The Gaullic Sultanate

>you have to greet store clerks in a way that puts you on equal ground
What did he mean by this

Kek

Say that despite foreigners having a romanticized vision of France as a pre-WW2 Paris things are way different. EU wants to uniform every country under one and only culture, french people are americanized today except they don't speak english, and that the french culture is slowly fading out in a mondialized world with its pros and cons

Our agriculture is dying (1 farmer commits suicide every 48h)
We no longer got the best wines (Chinese and Americans bought our vines)
We no longer got the best chefs
Our movie industry is dead and nowadays it consists of teen movies, contemporary art no one cares about, '''comedies''' with same old shit gags
Our traditions are dying
Our music is dead and '''artists''' try to emulate american ones
Our fashion style is dead
Our comedy is dead, now it's only stand-up shit
Our painters are dead
Our art is dead in general now it's contemporary shit that either involves a vulva/dick, anal stuff or graffiti
Paris is a disgusting and dirty city, and probably one of the worst capitals of Europe


We no longer have a strong culture, we still got traditions or unique things especially in countryside but it will disappear slowly with time as we're becoming a USA 2.0 thanks to globalists

Now i'm depressed. It's happening to all of us. :(

Soon all our capitals will just be migrant infested squalor.

Charlemagne.
Charlemagne.
Charlemagne.
Charlemagne.
Charlemagne.

watch this film then talk about it with your class