Be me

>be me
>femnon ask for a ride to work
>almost to her work place she turns to me and asks if i like to party
>1000 ideas rushing thru both heads at light speeds
>answer "yeah, sometimes..."
>she answers back "good. can you drop me off at my bf's party tonite at his house?"
> she want me to call her in an hour to give her an answer.

whats my answer Sup Forums?
post 666 and i screen shot your answer in a text

ask her for the address. then dont pick her up and show up to the party yourself

haha no

do i look like a cab driver

>can you drop me off at
No

Tell her a casual qt called and wants your cock.

ass or gas

Tell her yes then text her 20 minutes before your arrange time. Tell her you matched a fucking hot slut on Tinder and you have to cancel.

>>post 666

That's just dumb OP. Fuck off and die.

5pbp

user why not you can fuck her later and fuck one of her friends at the party you might fuck his sister stop being pussy she's a girl who's cool with showing you her friends

lol no I already gave you one ride--next one's on my dick, thot

>lol no I already gave you one ride--next one's on my dick, thot

Reroll

666 get

Dubs, I'll take it but next I want the trip 6

get

She's inviting you to a party you dickhead.
Ask her to introduce you to some of her friends.

Not what I asked for!

Re-roll

impersonating fag

thats dubba dubs OP delivar

If you introduce me to some hotties

faggot

That's easy - tell her you'll give her a ride for a blow job. If she say s yes WIN. If she says no, you'll never have to drive her anywhere again. -WIN

Are the chicks there gonna be hotter than you?

samefag

no shit he's proving that he's not me the
>already gave you a ride, next one's my dick
get
KYS newfag

Do it OP. Guarantee you gonna hit it eventually. Look at it this way. She's already cucking her bf by getting a ride from another dude. Play it out in your head. If this happened to you, how would you feel and what would you think is going on

samefag

I thought summer was over....

samefag

Take her to the party user, then make her introduce you to her friends

I'd give you a ride but I'm too busy sucking black cock.

nice addition

>all virgin neckbeard answers

rolling for this...

rolling.

Roll

wrongs again fagarrettes

Because we're really gonna work towards his fucking success you fucktard...
kys faggot

samefag

Tell her she's a faggot

Rollarino.
Get 666.

Call her a dirty skank who's gonna get date raped.

this thread is now a fight over samefaggotry. also your're fucking wrong dickshit

Sorry cant hooking up with some guy from grindr

Roll

fuk u bitch suk dis pipe

Rolling.

reroll

rolling in my skin.

satan get

so close. roll.

>spamming samefag all over the thread
>le epic troll
>being this autistic
Just ignore him Also, rolling for
>I'm gonna shoot up the local kindergarten if you don't break up with your boyfriend

this

last chance. roll.

reroll fuuuu

So many same fag rolls to be one off.

MOTHER FUCKER.

RAWLANG HERE

only if your boyfriend can ride my ass

rerolling for rhis

Mom said i have to break up with you :,(

post screenshot faggot

re-roll 666 now

samefag

ROLLING

trips of truth

She is inviting you to a party. Just say ''as long as I'm invited'', get confirmation, and party.

can't lie to those trips
you got me

newfag here: how do you screenshot just one post like that?

Nice trips

just take a normal screenshot and crop it

Lightshot

So you want specific trips to decide what you say? Bwahaha, have fun dropping off a girl you like to get laid by someone else.

Virgin.

roll for gay pic

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