Share your secrets Sup Forums

Share your secrets Sup Forums

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i don't have one
and that's my secret

Do you get as sick of posting this thread as I do of seeing it every fucking day?

Doesn't this thread usually happen in the morning?

Anyway, my worst secret.. Once had an epic fap session to nekkid pics of my too young niece. Completely regret it, but it was the best fap ever.

I eat my own asshole hairs, especially when they have shit on it.

Took used panties out of a girls at works gym bag and jerked off sniffing them. Blew right on the fucking carpet. 10/10 will do this again and again.

I only shit in the shower. Don't invite me over to your place.

When nobody's home and I have to take a shit I'll leave the door open and talk to myself very loudly

I'm the guy behind the Andy meme.

Pretty sure it's just me, so, yeah, you're welcome.

I'd do that every day and twice on sunday.

Only applied for medical school to make my mom happy. I miss having hobbies...

My girlfriend punched me in the face and I hired a hitman to kill her and he/she actually fucking shot her to death in her house. (She had moved out because we broke up.)

Met this chick at Barnes and Nobles in NY once. Hooked up same night at my Apartment, tells me after she's 16.
I Played nice and respectful and got her the fuck out of my house. Scared for months.

I’m 37 years old. I got divorced 3 years ago. I immediately started a 3-year painkiller habit, to suppress the depression I was left with. I blew $100,000 over those 3-years. I also lost my freelance business, worth $150,000 a year.

Had to move in with my parents. I can't find the motivation to find a shit job. I borrow $1300 from my folks every month. My creditors call 5-6 times a day.

I had to dump my girlfriend, whom I loved SO much.....because she turned out to be a habitual/compulsive liar.

Today, a few hours ago, I received a $24,900 tax bill from the IRS - from the year I divorced.

I've been high on cocaine for 4-5 days per week for the last 2 months. I stay up for 2-3 days, and my parents don't realize. I have not relapsed on painkillers, but I fear the coke may present an option for addiction.

I took my exgf's anal virginity when she was passed out on pills. She was so fucked up she never even moved. I tested her before by pinching and twisting her nipples as hard as I could...

if you stop doing coke you wouldn't have to borrow money, you fucking idiot
just do speed, it's cheaper and has a better effect anyways

I would bust that tight pussy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week

Same, but I yell some random shit while talking about my day/life. I often loose my shits and scream at my dog something like ''I BET YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE HOT-DOGS, RETARD''

Kek.

I write cheesy romance fiction and shipping fanfics.

I have a 3 inch erection and I'm circumcised.

I've spent over 100 dollars on girlfriend audios

I was sexually abused by my dad until I was 17.

I've cheated my way to an A in multiple uni courses. I'm not very intelligent.

I have a massive fetish for cheerleaders and I'm terrified of people finding out and thinking I'm a pig.

I go to the movies alone on weekends to make my mom think I have friends and a girlfriend. I've been doing it for 5 years.

When I was younger, girls used to hug me at random because they would dare each other to hug guys they found extremely ugly

I haven't jacked off in over 6 years

you sound like the human version of tumblr

I spend more time sorting my porn than masturbating to all of it.

Mom and her friend fingered my car in the backseat.

What?

Good call, user.

why?
did they lose some change?

I have no feelings and no emotions but no one knows

Lucky car

So you have one, fucktard

>fingered my car in the backseat

You deserve to die for that

i think i might be a closet pedo

I still wet my fucking bed

Probably. I borrowed her iPad and discovered them accidentally. Furious fapping, literally until I bled. I'm horrible, I know.

How old was she at the time?

same i thought i was the only one
legit fake all of my emotions so noone thinks im psycho

People will make fun of you user but really buy plastic sheets to protect your bed please.

When I was 24 I had a threesome with two HUNG older men in their 50s. They BEAT ME with their cocks and took turns fucking me while I sucked the others cocks. I did what I was told to do such as put both cocks in my mouth and take two cocks up my ass at the same time. I gave myself to these men completely. They fucked me so hard in doggystyle that the sound of them clapping my ass was ringing in my ears for hours afterwards. I loved every second of it and masturabe to the thought of it regularly. I'm still in contact with them and want to try taking 4 cocks at the same time. Despite all this I still prefer women kek

Too young. The pics were of just her, striking poses and touching herself. She's a good photographer, they were all awesome email creative pics.

I have spent literally every day for the past 2 years stoned on painkillers. Nobody has noticed. I'd worry what that says about my personality, if I could remember how.

Kek-a-Rooney

I used to jerk off and cry while the love of my life got fucked in the next room (we were roomates).

Ahaha yes, but i'm a good one
At least i think..

I can only fall asleep and stay asleep by listening to roleplay ASMR videos on YouTube

kys

I prefer to jerk off while my GF plays with herself to actual sex. Lame, but I like watching her like that.

>and I'm terrified of people finding out and thinking I'm a pig.

Imagine being this much of a cuck

But the fucking crinkling and what if i have someone over

I fucked my best friends sister while I was in a relationship with another girl. No one knows to this day

If you have someone over take them off
You are more worried about crinkling than a piss soaked bed?

Was she at the point where she had hair on the field?

I fucked my best friend's sister for years when we were in school together. Just told him recently, and he laughed his ass off...

I got asked by my therapist if I was having thoughts of hurting others I lied and said no quads and I'll shoot up the school I go to

Seek Rebab. Shit can and will get better. Tell your parents the truth and ask for help.

Touchė.

Yes. Some of the pics were of her with different hairstyles, so to speak.

I have spiritual powers mainly for self defense. I fight demons every other day. And no, I'm not on drugs and I don't drink

>newfongers

Y'all are way too interested in this dudes niece. Stop creating your own fantasy scenario and go watch porn. Sick fucks.

You're just a retard autist.

Sage

do it pussy, cant wait

Different in what way?
A natural progression way?

Remember that kid who went to prison for years because of basically this same joke?
youtube.com/watch?v=z4q212zODho

I know you are user but stop being a little edgelord mate

Throughout my high school years everyone was convinced I was a nice guy. Assistant cap in soccer, good grades but nothing too high. In reality i was a predator. Preyed on those awkward, lonely, shy girls. Must've convinced 11 to fuck me. Would tell them whatever they wanted to hear, do what I wanted with them got bored left them. If they accused me in public I'd play dumbfounded and a victim. Everyone would just call the bitches crazy and weird. Ended when I took a grade 9 to my prom and took her Virginity. Settled with her she still thinks she was my first.

Close but no cigar

7/10 Sil takes sleeping pills. Was at her house and waited till she took one and went to bed. Snuck into her room and rubbed my dick in her hand till I came. she was out cold

You should know better than to feed the troll . . .

There was a series where she was hairy, trimmed, sort of a landing strip, and bald. All in one day. But for most of the pics she was hairy. Just a little though...

Do it

Aw, let him ask... I'm happy to confess. All true, of course.

Fucking Normies.

How many times did you cum to them?

you have a gold friend