What kind of pets do you guys have?

What kind of pets do you guys have?

I have pet praying mantis. Is that weird?

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Yea you are a fucking freak kill your self

No.
Mantis are awesome.

You mean mantis are welcome to fucking die

i had a wolf spider in a terrarium, but it was really boring because it would hide under a piece of bark all the time. i'd drop a bunch of crickets in there for food and over the next few days they'd disappear one by one.

let me guess, you once asked a mantis if you could suck his dick and he said no? lol what a loser

Liking bugs isn't weird.

I had a pet praying mantis in my apt for about 2 weeks. Brought him in when i was drunk one night and kicked him out when he tried to fly annoyingly into my TV for like, an hour at night.

This is the gayest shit of all time. Fuck you op.

Mantids are awesome, what type do you keep?

A mantic once chopped off my cock in one fell blow and i truly saw how evil the insect is.

two crested geckos , theyre like little reptilian puppies

I had ghosts that I mounted and framed when they died. A couple orchids. And right now I have thistle mantis.

I want one. I bought a cool hanging lantern I want to sand down and make into a habitat for one. I think it would be cool to have a hanging terrarium. I'm worried about the temperature once winter hits, though.

this. lol na jk. I'm thinking about getting a pet chicken. I have a dog tho. nothing better than a dog. fucking sideways pics. no idea how to stop it from doing that

I have an option to buy a Devil's Flower Mantis. Should I do it? It would cost almost a hundred bucks including overnight shipping to get one.

Did you know there's a kind of all black chicken? Even the meat and bones are jet black. I heard they were expensive to get, and worth a lot of money.

Did u glud it backed gether?

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I can help. Join me and kill these insect loving fucks! Reptiles and amphibians are superior

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Woah I had absolutely no idea. that is really cool. fucking thing looks awesome. do they occur naturally or are they genetically engineered? that's really fucking cool lookin dang

FUCK, I DON'T KNOW.

okay.

Should I get a violin mantis?

Does it recognize you? Is it intelligent enough to become accustomed to your presence, or does it attack you whenever you get close?

I like how they do that slow jerky hesitation stalk.

not op, but i've seen them on gas station pumps and they don't attack..

If you get your hand close, they'll attack. It doesn't hurt, but they're pretty aggressive. I was curious whether the insect realizes it's a pet, that its owner presents no threat and will tolerate his touching.

I currently only have a simple iwagumi style freshwater aquarium with some fish and shrimp, but I've had some other types of interesting tanks and a lizard.

Also I've been living with cats and dogs for as long as I can remember. And technically dubia roaches, hornworms, crickets and brine, amano and cherry shrimp.

Happy to answer any freshwater aquarium, lizard or cat/dog questions.

Yeah. They recognize me, and they'll actually follow my movement through my living room when I get home from work. I feed them honey as a treat, and they get excited and will throw their arms up excited when they see it. They're a weirdly intelligent bug.

Have you thought about an axolotl?

Fucking cool

guess i got lucky. i've had a couple encounters with them in the wild (SE PA, USA) and one i found was timid. i moved it because i didn't want someone freaked out, and it was in a high-traffic area. i haven't seen one in years. hopefully they're still around here.

I have a peacock mantis shrimp. Pain in the ass sometimes but does some fucking savage shit.

They're kind of neat, but I never thought that they looked cool. I think I've only seen the albino ones in your pic, or ones that don't have any natural color and that alone disqualified them in my book.

I always tried to make a somewhat believable environment for my critters and I don't think these fucks ever fit into any of them.

I used to have a tiny 6 gallon Fluval Edge aquarium of a river bottom with mossed log and some plants growing around it that I gave away to some Asian guy before I moved out of state a few years back that I wish I had pics of. Pic is of the same tank, but mine was better than this limp dick faggot.

They're chill, and like to watch movement. Sometimes I'll play League of Legends, and I'll have my favorite guy chill on my laptop and he'll watch my character run around. You have to be careful, though, sometimes they'll full on jump and karate chop the screen if they think they can catch it.

Dude your aquascape is fucking beautiful. Good shit.

only if it plays sad songs

2 siblings

That's not my tank, it's just a photo of an iwagumi aquarium since I'm restoring mine atm, but it's a similar type.

Sorry.

Still, people always complimented the aquariums I've had over the years.

Oh, sounds amazing. Can you post a webm of this?

Are you my neighbor in the Rainbow Brite pajamas across the street?

how to grow staurogyne repens? every other plant is.. growing.. except that one.

aww ghost shrimp.. i got 5 and 1 survives after a year. just neons and mollies and a beta otherwise. oh and some hidden otos.

When I was a kid, I tried keeping gouramis. The pet store assured me they were easy to keep, and sold me a variety of them, including two pink kissers. Over time, my fish kept disappearing. The pet store told me they might be jumping out of the tank because the pH of the water was wrong or the the water wasn't properly aerated or something, and sold me an armload of chemicals and pumps and bubblers and shit, and more gouramis.

Again the fish kept disappearing, and the same pet store said someone must be stealing the fish when I wasn't around, and sold me more fish. These, too, disappeared.

Someone finally explained to me, months later, that pink kissers are notorious for bullying and harassing other fish, and will nibble them to death and then devour them.

A well-trained bitch, all three holes usable at my leisure, gets off on being used as a fuck toy

there you are. what do you feed it?

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I don't think I've ever grown that in any of my tanks, but they seem to like strong, STRONG lights and extra CO2, much like other carpeting plants. I've tried some before and they were too much work, especially with how maintenance those extra lights, CO2 and additional minerals cost.

Heh, that's kind of funny, but I can't tell if that guy was just a shitty 70s/80s salesman or just genuinely someone who didn't know any better. Gouramis aren't the easiest freshwater fish to keep, but they're not nearly the trickiest. With that said, anyone who wants to keep fish should definitely look up compatibility, since a lot of fish don't play well with others. Lesson learner, I guess.

Various drugs and cum, mostly.

as expected, basically. wish i had one, but i can only afford the drugs for myself.

Pets I have owned in the past in no order or necessairly all at once:
2 dogs
3 gold fish
2 beta fighting fish
19 cats (at once)
2 turtles (both box turtles)
3 parakeets
1 raccoon
1 pig
1 chicken
1 hamster (favorite pet I ever had)
1 snake

Currently own 2 dogs but plan to add a desert tortoise to the mix soon.

If you have the patience, this is the closest I can find.

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Thanks! I appreciate this!

yeah.. i don't have CO2. I use Flourish Excel or API CO2 Booster plus plant food.. haven't blasted the light.. at about 60% of power. i probably need to boost the light, but then, yeah, the consumption of materials w/o CO2 will go through the roof i assume to keep everything healthy.

a well behaved pet

Indeed

Get a silkie

Is it psycho?

well, have a good one, furfag. it's 4:50am here and time for sleep.

Good night

cheers

great body, too bad the picture is potato

step up nigga

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Make it great. This is fun. Make this the thread.

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Old fag detected

sheit i asidently made hisself a herself

It's fucking Sup Forums, don't read into anything, ever.

must have been a tiny cock, given the average diameter of a mantid's jaws being about 1/8th of an inch.

YOOOOoo

Be cool.

stop being a fat fucking loser queer bro

i own 2 cats and 2 chincillas