-130 castles -20% of population millionaires -government that isn't a complete liberal failure without power -nationalism isn't frowned upon -2nd richest country on earth -OUR steel was used for the freedom tower in NY, not even American steel -Big corporations flock to us because of super low taxes -we piss the UN and EU off on a regular basis -everything that's bad for your health and the environment is CHEAPER (driving, smoking, and drinking) -best beer and best wine -wagecucks earn enough to be comfy too
How can anyone even compete? Have your governments failed you so badly they can't even keep up with a country as small as ours?
why do i keep coming to this board when Sup Forums is better
Aaron Johnson
>>-government that isn't a complete liberal failure without power >-nationalism isn't frowned upon >-Big corporations flock to us because of super low taxes >-we piss the UN and EU off on a regular basis >-everything that's bad for your health and the environment is CHEAPER (driving, smoking, and drinking) >-best beer and best wine All lies. Have you not seen how colourful and diverse our streets became since 2013? It's like fucking Paris.
Evan Russell
Do you live in Esch?
Camden Allen
No. Within walking distance of the Gare.
John Powell
Yeah, you get the /nocar/ diversity quota citizen swarming in by train
TGV connection to Paris certainly doesn't help
Adam Flores
What breaks my heart is that it was NOT like this before 2013.
Gavin Jackson
You're a tax haven, an amazing tax haven, but a tax haven never the less.
Xavier Wood
you forgot one massive problem > the fucking Portuguese everywhere
Josiah King
I haven't seen anyone in a Burka in my life until I visited Esch a month ago, it's weird
Brandon Mitchell
At least they're Christian and mostly white
Carter Edwards
Was there in 2014 and you guys had tons of 165cm tall people speaking Portuguese running your bars/cafés. This is near the main station from Brussels
Evan Brooks
How the fuck are they a problem? Yes, they're loud. But they haven't done any fick-ficki, they don't push drugs and they're not the ones roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for women to culturally enrich.
Levi Gray
well they keep their culture and language ( cannot count how many time i went into a shot and was greeted in Portuguese ) and overall just don't integrate
they will out-breed native and Luxembourg will become Portugal 2.0
Ian Lopez
Gotta admit, you ain't that bad, but no one can compete with based Liechtnstein besides maybe Israel if it wouldn't be flooded with a bunch of Arabs.
Justin Bailey
Literally a shittier version of Switzerland
You only exist cause you're a tax haven for wealthy foreigners
Justin Anderson
It sounds like paradise. How can I become a citizen?
The rest of Europe props up your degenerate lifestyle. Tax havens leech off of countries that can actually create business
Ryan Scott
If businesses could function under you socialist tax regimes they wouldn't be running to us.
Jonathan Phillips
We still have enough industry and agriculture to be rich without taxes fom corporations.
Jose Powell
but ethnic Luxembourg demographic is pretty much dead
and if you want to hedge your bets on those retarded farmer peasants living in Diekirch to maintain your "cultural identity", well your shit out of luck
Luis Foster
United Kingdom of the Netherlands when? We could be a world power if we unite the Benelux and gas the eternal Walloon.
Caleb Lee
Buy a Dutch flag and wash it at 60 °C
Joshua Howard
I'd really like that desu
Leave the EU and go for Benelux
Jeremiah Richardson
>2nd richest country on earth
Wut?
Jaxon Reed
It could be an actual union with a common cultural heritage. Plus, I can understand Lëtzebuergesch due to De Journal being aired at night because of RTL tax evasion reasons.
Isaiah Anderson
Per capita
Tyler Perry
>Luxemburg >Not a cuck failure If you're part if the EU you've failed by default Also you have kebab which I find hilarious
Dylan Wilson
kek
Benjamin Ramirez
>We could be a world power if we unite the Benelux and gas the eternal Walloon
>mfw you try that and France come to kick your asses again
Owen Reed
t. François Wallonnais
Logan Nelson
How many Superbowls has Luxembourg won? 0
Eli Wright
Don't you have a nigger in your royal family or something or was that liechtenstein