Luxembourg is best country

-130 castles
-20% of population millionaires
-government that isn't a complete liberal failure without power
-nationalism isn't frowned upon
-2nd richest country on earth
-OUR steel was used for the freedom tower in NY, not even American steel
-Big corporations flock to us because of super low taxes
-we piss the UN and EU off on a regular basis
-everything that's bad for your health and the environment is CHEAPER (driving, smoking, and drinking)
-best beer and best wine
-wagecucks earn enough to be comfy too

How can anyone even compete? Have your governments failed you so badly they can't even keep up with a country as small as ours?

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>>-government that isn't a complete liberal failure without power
>-nationalism isn't frowned upon
>-Big corporations flock to us because of super low taxes
>-we piss the UN and EU off on a regular basis
>-everything that's bad for your health and the environment is CHEAPER (driving, smoking, and drinking)
>-best beer and best wine
All lies. Have you not seen how colourful and diverse our streets became since 2013? It's like fucking Paris.

Do you live in Esch?

No. Within walking distance of the Gare.

Yeah, you get the /nocar/ diversity quota citizen swarming in by train

TGV connection to Paris certainly doesn't help

What breaks my heart is that it was NOT like this before 2013.

You're a tax haven, an amazing tax haven, but a tax haven never the less.

you forgot one massive problem
> the fucking Portuguese everywhere

I haven't seen anyone in a Burka in my life until I visited Esch a month ago, it's weird

At least they're Christian and mostly white

Was there in 2014 and you guys had tons of 165cm tall people speaking Portuguese running your bars/cafés. This is near the main station from Brussels

How the fuck are they a problem? Yes, they're loud. But they haven't done any fick-ficki, they don't push drugs and they're not the ones roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for women to culturally enrich.

well they keep their culture and language ( cannot count how many time i went into a shot and was greeted in Portuguese ) and overall just don't integrate

they will out-breed native and Luxembourg will become Portugal 2.0

Gotta admit, you ain't that bad, but no one can compete with based Liechtnstein besides maybe Israel if it wouldn't be flooded with a bunch of Arabs.

Literally a shittier version of Switzerland

You only exist cause you're a tax haven for wealthy foreigners

It sounds like paradise. How can I become a citizen?

COUGH molenbeek COUGH

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The rest of Europe props up your degenerate lifestyle. Tax havens leech off of countries that can actually create business

If businesses could function under you socialist tax regimes they wouldn't be running to us.

We still have enough industry and agriculture to be rich without taxes fom corporations.

but ethnic Luxembourg demographic is pretty much dead

and if you want to hedge your bets on those retarded farmer peasants living in Diekirch to maintain your "cultural identity", well your shit out of luck

United Kingdom of the Netherlands when? We could be a world power if we unite the Benelux and gas the eternal Walloon.

Buy a Dutch flag and wash it at 60 °C

I'd really like that desu

Leave the EU and go for Benelux

>2nd richest country on earth

Wut?

It could be an actual union with a common cultural heritage. Plus, I can understand Lëtzebuergesch due to De Journal being aired at night because of RTL tax evasion reasons.

Per capita

>Luxemburg
>Not a cuck failure
If you're part if the EU you've failed by default
Also you have kebab which I find hilarious

kek

>We could be a world power if we unite the Benelux and gas the eternal Walloon

>mfw you try that and France come to kick your asses again

t. François Wallonnais

How many Superbowls has Luxembourg won?
0

Don't you have a nigger in your royal family or something or was that liechtenstein

t. Jeroen Vandeputt

I think it was the Dutch, definitely not us