Good morning, why haven't you taken the eggpill yet?

Good morning, why haven't you taken the eggpill yet?

I don't know user, I guess I've always been overwhelmed by the egg.

Explain?

That's okay, user (I'm not OP btw) just try it out

Alright, I'll do that user

Oh and by the way....

Yeah user?

I'll always love you.

I'll always love you too, user... I must go though, it's time to tackle this egg crisis.

Okay, be safe

Ah, you must be safe tackling this egg crisis

Dude... what

What's the matter, my boy?

This is a weird game you're playing by yourself, is all.

I want eggs too...

As do I, friend

I was diagnosed with autism

It checks out

Don't make me fuck you

...what if I want you to?

Don't make me unfuck you

:(

Stop talking to yourself kid.

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WOAH, ARE THOSE WATCHES FOR FREE?!?

Eggfriend here.
Everyone really needs to take the eggpill.
Its a little daunting, but once you realize the true nature of the egg, it is just bliss from there on.

t h i s

Is there a way I can delete this trainwreck?

I bet you pre-ordered No Man's Sky.