This is my dick

This is my dick.
Please say something nice about it.

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that's a good example of why you check for hypospadias BEFORE you mutilate/circumcise

How do you pee user? Or cum?
>Weirdo af
>KeK

dont look now but theres a giant hole on the head of your penis

Can i fucc ur dick?

You're supposed to say something nice about it.

this

Your dick has a pussy in it

also
1.) If a little bit of warming lube gets in my urethra it burns a little bit, is this a problem?
2.) how did this happen

Easily.

1) I'm uncut, so I don't need to lube when I masturbate.
2) It's a birth defect.

something nice about it.

is it sensitive in there? does it feel goof for girls to lick where your frenulum is?

it's like a fucking pez dispenser

fascinating

Well it doesn't stand out or anything like papules. Have you thought of surgery to bind the skin together? Does it hurt to urinate?

Your dick has a nice pussy.

That looks like it hurts

It doesn't.

If you say so.

I wouldn't suck it to be honest, but i am a faggot who only likes to suck feminine dicks, so that would make your penis masculine i guess.

you ever put anything in it

That sure is a cool vagina on your dick.

Why would I? The inside of the glans feels no better than the outside. People that have gotten into sounding have done so not because it actually feels good but because they have tricked themselves into believing that it feels good.

Both of them look just fine

Your dick looks like the eye of sauron in one pic.
Then Mr toad had an unfortunate accident which left his face looking like a vaagina

do you ever experience random burning sensations all around your hole when you take a piss?

what happened to your frenulum? can you feel it still?

It has a beautiful smile

your dick is like an airstrike dropping cum bombs

You ever get freaky with that thing?

What do girls say about that?

Ew

Are you kidding? Freaky is a way of life for someone with a cock like that.

It's happened when I let bodywash get in my urethra, but not again after.

Apparently my frenulum doesn't exist.

I wouldn't know.

How long is it?

how the fuck does that happen?

>I wouldn't know
What do guys say about it, queer?

at least it isnt a vagina