>Im 31, friend is 21 invited me tonight >i have a shit min wage job no money really shitty car >thinking of coming tonight in a suit/business casual parking a block a away and acting like i just came home from a long day working the stock markets >going to tell them im moving and shaking stocks etc....
Will this work? I hope by the end of the night I will get somewhat drunk and convince a girl to drive me home or to her place since im pretending I dont have a car by parking it down the block
pic related what im wearing.
Xavier Bailey
You look fat and desperate.
An actually successful adult would have a shirt that fits and a tie that matches.
Dominic Davis
Not sure if bait or if OP's never been to a college party
Robert Carter
please stay home
Jaxson Evans
Ouch. Right in the beels.
Jonathan Phillips
please don't be real
Jaxon Sullivan
oh god op, please dont be that guy at the party, its a party man not a fkn office meeting, your fat so own up to it, get a cool party shirt and be the cool fat guy or better yet be yourself, lying to others doesnt make your shit life any better
Kevin Thompson
This
Just wear a nice non-graphic t-shirt and a flannel or something fam
Leo Hill
you look like youre going to a jr high dance. there will probably be people there dressed better than you.
no one who "shakes stocks" works 'looong hard hours :c' or wears a jet black shirt with a fucking walmart tie.
Robert Jones
dude dont goto a college party in a suit youll look like an idiot
Gavin Bailey
*walks in* "why is there an old loser here"
Asher Ortiz
So what happens if someone at this party is a business major? Do ya have the lingo to back up ya dingo
Michael Rogers
>be the cool fat guy
James Cook
you rarely see fat single successful people, since successful people know that being fat is a huge social disadvantage, and they'll work off the weight. Take it from a single 29 year old making 85k. You'll be found out immediately as a beta loser.
Want my advice? be yourself - people wont care if you work at a min, wage job if you show that you're fun and can carry a convo.
Jose Davis
Nothing will work, you're fat. Hit the gym fatty.
Jason Robinson
Op please make time stamped photo. I NEED to know there are people this pathetic in the world.
Xavier Parker
What's your physical stats? And are you jacked?
Justin Anderson
i'm by no means jacked, but i stay active. i work out 3-4 times a week and I play in basketball and volleyball leagues. 6'1 and 210.
James Nguyen
Why dont you pretend to be in college
Gavin Moore
this
John Fisher
nama jeff
Joseph Nguyen
some actual advice: wear formal jorts and a mlp shirt and you should be getting all the pussy in the entire neighborhood. Believe me, it works EVERY time
Daniel Turner
I can't wait until you get called out by someone who will inevitably know a lot more than you about the market.
Elijah Morales
Most business casual people just wear a button-down shirt, slacks, and no necktie
I also highly doubt anybody that works wearing a necktie would show up to a party still wearing the tie
Tyler Thompson
This. Not that I'm wishing for it, but if this happens >Game Over
Daniel Barnes
If a girl wants to fuck she ain't gonna give a damn where you work. You just gotta have game to pull the pussy my dude.
John Hernandez
Plus no one wears black shirt and black slacks unless you're a waiter or just came back from a funeral.
Robert Powell
dress normal so you're comfortable
you want to be known as the nerd that tried to pretend he's a stock broker when everyone can tell you're not?
Sebastian Gutierrez
this
Leo Bennett
Besides what most othera have said, if you don't have a coke guy you can call, nobody will believe you do stocks.
Eli Morris
Here's why it won't work:
what you're trying to do is give yourself an "alpha" air. You think that by doing so you'll deceive a girl to think you're fuck material.
However, the very fact that you're doing it means you're not. And that you know it. And females smell that. They'll know. Unless you're some kind of great actor who will manage to convince yoursef of this, you'll come across as a faker. They will smell it. I can smell it from here.
Get a better job, get ripped, get a decent car.
Aiden Phillips
forgot there's a second part: just embrace your fat loser status. Be the Hugo Reyes of the situation. It doesn't work in reality though.
Logan Richardson
The single part is key here. I am a fat ass but have a girlfriend and still successful.
Nolan Jones
Yeah dude you're never gonna sell that, I hope this is bait.
Also, wear jeans and a tshirt, if thats you in the pic that outfit is whack. When you DO want to look business casual, or say for an interview, etc. just whatever, black with black is just baaad. I would stay away from black anything just period unless its a black tshirt with jeans.
Try dark navy or dark grey pants with a white shirt, well starched, and dark solid colored ties. Jackets and full suits, go to a mens warehouse and let somebody help you.
Noah Reyes
abahahahahahaha
Tyler Bell
Sounds like you need to pull your head out of your ass and lower your standards. You probably think you deserve a 6 when you are a 4 at best. Be real and you'll be happy.
Parker Thomas
>going to tell them im moving and shaking stocks etc...
Fucking kek
Jayden Wood
Hi Strider
Easton Cooper
good advice
workout some more, being in shape helps lying through your fucking teeth its ingrained in our brain that we tend to not believe people we don't find attractive
Charles Lewis
*wack
Bentley Jackson
weapons grade autism this is exactly what you should not do i'm 21 and have a friend called ryan who is 32, he comes and parties with us all the time, it doesnt even cross my mind that he is the other side of 30, hes just ryan you are over-thinking this OP just be yourself, or take some vodka, cocaine & weed, thats a good party starter kit right there, plus good first impresson, plus looks like you have money, rather than wearing a fucking suit and bullshitting that you have a car
Josiah Bailey
this
Ayden Watson
Holy Christ, some people are actually this insecure.