>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead.
>Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home
>At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick
>Unless you post in this thread
This is Teddy. Teddy is dead
immunity cat shits on teddy's head
is super effective
also, OP is a fag
Not tn teddy
dfgsh
im homeless
Kill yourself
wat
op is a bitch
zxcvbn
Teddy Roosevelt?
plz no
what the fuck is that symbol?
*sigh
Nigger
>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead.
>Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home
>At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick
Seems pretty hard to do if Teddy's dead.
>this is OP
>OP is a faggot
>OP will demand tendies
>OP will have an autistic meltdown if requirements are not met
But it's 4:55
Just to be safe
...
Sorry Ted
I reject my right to protection and bequeath my estate to my future murder, Teddy. May he handle debt better than I.
Fuck off.
good dog is he ugly
He's a g-g-g-g-g-g-ghoooooooooooooooost
dont call teddy at 3AM!!!!!
A broken ice pick isn't much different than an unbroken one. It is literally just a long pointy piece of metal used for stabbing.
Please stop with this madness OP
Why is Sup Forums being plauged by all these Tulpas
Thank you immunity cat
Fine.
just to be safe
stahp
Well Teddy's ice pick is fucking broken. He's not going to go to walmart, he's dead.
Kek
Fuck you teddy.
pls kill me teddy
whatever
good meme op
I hate you
Eat it jig
saged
come on teddy ill fuck u up like predator 2
How bout u kill urself and choke on ur mothers cock
no teddy no
No
Ok whatever
i fuckin wish dude
He
MORE LIKE AN EYES PICK AM I RIGHT
k
Woah man
sage with image
GTFO fucking newfag
Fuck you Teddy, I'm waiting.
He cant pick out your eyes,
If the ice pick's broken
run
Hello, it's 04:06. Teddy hasn't arrived, yet. When can I expect my Teddy?
I thought that was Squidward...
Oh well fuck off Teddy
fuck
This worked to well.
i have hipster pedobear of immunity
OP will be buttfucked tonight
Filthy whore lies
I refuse to post in this thread
Nice ads for teddy
...
no
too late dawg
k
Fuck you
Teddy. More like tiddeh
>Oh LoOk I OuTsMaRtEd TeDdY BeCaUsE It'S AlReAdY PaSt ThAt TiMe WhErE I lIvE
3:37 AM is not a fucking unicorn faggot. It happens every 24 hours.
I love immunity cat
...
safe
chill teddy
AYYYY
Bitch I am Teddy.
Lol
ayyyyyy
teddy
please dont kill me
thanks
oh, fuck you.
Praise immunity cat
i love immunity cat
thanks immunity cat
ugh eyes are too precious to mess with
Its 4:15 here sooo idk Teddy works after hours or smtng?
Nigger
Ok OP
lol k
see
k den
n
...
sleep tight, teddy.
Don't dehydrate on me teddy you're gonna be hiding a while
K
no you dont!
i dont really have a choice do i
Thank you so much
im safe now
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posting to save