This is Teddy. Teddy is dead

>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead.
>Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home
>At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick
>Unless you post in this thread

immunity cat shits on teddy's head
is super effective

also, OP is a fag

Not tn teddy

dfgsh

im homeless

Kill yourself

wat

op is a bitch

zxcvbn

Teddy Roosevelt?

plz no

what the fuck is that symbol?

*sigh

Nigger

>This is Teddy. Teddy is dead.
>Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home
>At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick

Seems pretty hard to do if Teddy's dead.

>this is OP
>OP is a faggot
>OP will demand tendies
>OP will have an autistic meltdown if requirements are not met

But it's 4:55

Just to be safe

...

Sorry Ted

I reject my right to protection and bequeath my estate to my future murder, Teddy. May he handle debt better than I.

Fuck off.

good dog is he ugly

He's a g-g-g-g-g-g-ghoooooooooooooooost

dont call teddy at 3AM!!!!!

A broken ice pick isn't much different than an unbroken one. It is literally just a long pointy piece of metal used for stabbing.

Please stop with this madness OP

Why is Sup Forums being plauged by all these Tulpas

Thank you immunity cat

Fine.

just to be safe

stahp

Well Teddy's ice pick is fucking broken. He's not going to go to walmart, he's dead.

Kek

Fuck you teddy.

pls kill me teddy

whatever

good meme op

I hate you

Eat it jig

saged

come on teddy ill fuck u up like predator 2

How bout u kill urself and choke on ur mothers cock

no teddy no

No

Ok whatever

i fuckin wish dude

He

MORE LIKE AN EYES PICK AM I RIGHT

k

Woah man

sage with image

GTFO fucking newfag

Fuck you Teddy, I'm waiting.

He cant pick out your eyes,

If the ice pick's broken

run

Hello, it's 04:06. Teddy hasn't arrived, yet. When can I expect my Teddy?

I thought that was Squidward...

Oh well fuck off Teddy

fuck

This worked to well.

i have hipster pedobear of immunity
OP will be buttfucked tonight

Filthy whore lies

I refuse to post in this thread

Nice ads for teddy

...

no

too late dawg

k

Fuck you

Teddy. More like tiddeh

>Oh LoOk I OuTsMaRtEd TeDdY BeCaUsE It'S AlReAdY PaSt ThAt TiMe WhErE I lIvE
3:37 AM is not a fucking unicorn faggot. It happens every 24 hours.

I love immunity cat

...

safe

chill teddy

AYYYY

Bitch I am Teddy.

Lol

ayyyyyy
teddy
please dont kill me
thanks

oh, fuck you.

Praise immunity cat

i love immunity cat
thanks immunity cat

ugh eyes are too precious to mess with

Its 4:15 here sooo idk Teddy works after hours or smtng?

Nigger

Ok OP

lol k

see

k den

n

...

sleep tight, teddy.

Don't dehydrate on me teddy you're gonna be hiding a while

K

no you dont!

i dont really have a choice do i

Thank you so much

im safe now

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posting to save