I have a bottle of wine I stole from work but I forgot to steal a corkscrew too. What do Sup Forums?

I have a bottle of wine I stole from work but I forgot to steal a corkscrew too. What do Sup Forums?

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What is in your possesion?

Push cork into bottle

hammer a nail into it, then use the ass end of the hammer, (the teeth part) pull on the head of the nail and it comes right out!

Google "how to open bottle without corkscrew." Read results.

good idea imma try this and get back to you all

push bottle into ass

youtube.com/watch?v=0A5uFFvjGr8

should work, hammer it pretty damn deep in, just try not to let the cork crumble alot or youll be fucked

you should use a screw for this, screw into cork then pull out with claw

Put shoe on bottom of bottle hit bottle and shoe on something hard
It takes a few hits

Hammer and nails a good idea, push it down with an ice pick if that doesn't work

very clever faggot

this. the shoe thing you're most likely going to break the bottle

@746557603
Bust open in mouth puss

No it works I have done it

well guys i used a screwdriver and hammer because the nail gig wasnt working. shit just sprayed all over my cat and kitchen but the corks in the bottle now so imma drink and forget how muchh my life sucks

@746558208
Does anal work

Why won't you die?

>Throw wine in trash
>drink beer instead
???
>PROFIT

Are you trolling?
Or are you really using @ on Sup Forums

Don't copy the video unless you're wall I brick it will fuck up the drywall
Hit on floor

This. Use screwdriver.

@746558322
Piss off newfag

>buy one

>push cork into bottle

>a long screw and a pair of pliers

>Fuckimg go buy one

>whole bottle up anus, bottom side first

Holy shit. A real newfag

Take your skinny dick and push the cork inside the bottle. (if your long enough) I hate thieves.

@746558633
You having a fucking giggle there? Ill knock you in your gobb you bastard

Push a key into the cork
Twist and pull out key
Cork comes out
Enjoy your Zima

Remove foil/wrapper over cork
Stand bottle in a shoe
In that position bang the heel of the shoe against a wall. The bottom of the bottle is on thebother somenofbthe heel, in the shoe. Several wacks and you'll see the cork starting to come out. Get it put it to the point of being able to grip it and then twist/pull the rest of the way.

What the fuck is happening?

smash the bottle over a firehydrant with a bucket underneat

>get big bowl
>get strainer that fits into bowl
>get hammer
>jerk off to get a little hard
>but not completely because that would be gay
>smash dick with hammer a few times to make sure it works
>hold bottle over strainer in bowl
>smash with hammer
>collect wine
>leave some glass in wine if you are man

Pro tip:a real man would bit off the cork and glass, eat it, drink the bottle and then eat the bottle.