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We admit to the STDs we have contracted. Stories welcome.

Chlamydia twice
HPV

Shameless bump

I got two.

I was told there was no way to test for HPV in men. Femanon?

HPV you get warts. Some strands, at least.

Nah, I know I gave it to someone. Hooked up with a femanon and another shortly after. Both had it. Obviously one gave it to me and the other got it from me. 2 awkward conversations.

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fucked 10 chicks

They are?

Statistically speaking, you're a lucky man.

One of the perks that comes with nearly achieving Wizard status is the benefit of not contracting your horrible crotch-rotting diseases.

just started fucking a grrl who hasn't been tested in over ten years. We figure between us we have the complete set.

How did you find out you had chlamydia?

ex cheated and gave me chlamydia. she had the audacity to claim she never had it and i was cheating to save face. called her out on it the final fucking day of college in front of many mutual friends

>tfw u get the last word in

Life.

The first time I had the discolored leaking. Honestly couldn't tell you who gave it to me. The second time a girl told me she had it and I was one of 2 people she was with recently. I got tested and turns out it was my bad.

chlamydia dunno how many times, i just get treated lol
hpv when i was like 16 (warts)
hsv type 1. dont think ive had an outbreak tho

That's a shitty way to get an std, bro

>Implying anyone on Sup Forums has had sex

Yeah, I didn't really care about the clap. I'm in the medical field. The only scary thing about it is the possible sterilization. I have 1 kiddo, not interested in another. So getting treated and moving on is no big deal.

yeah she threatened to go to the school and get a restraining order if I attempted to "spread lies" about her. in hindsight she was very borderline

Hepatitis C
Yea sharing syringes strung out on heroin and meth was not a great idea in the long run.
Whatever

There's no conceivable way I don't have HPV

Also had gonorrhea once

Cannot believe I've gotten this far without more

Interestingly, I've also had Chlamydia twice.

No HPV though because I'm not a fucking degenerate.

I had one girl tell me I gave her gonorrhea and threatened to tell everyone. Got a checkup and gave her a copy of my clean bill of health. Haven't talked to her in years. I hadn't had any STDs at that time yet. Some women were never worth fucking.

I gave you the clap twice. Recheck for HPV because I gave you that too. Faggot.

How do you deal with it?

Saving own thread

Honestly i dont do anything i figure i will be dead way before it has any devastating effect. Im clean now 19 months but i just ignore it.
It doesnt cause any discomfort and more than likely in a decade the cure that is available will probably be infinitely cheaper

Is there a non-shitty way to get an STD?

I've never had any symptoms of chlamydia except for sore eyes but I just put that as being allergys

Clamydia 5 times, favorite std because it's easy to diagnose and treat and doesnt hurt as much. Not much down time.

Ghonorreah 2 times, dont like it as much as chlamydia but symptoms come quick. Painful peeing, ouch. Not as easy to treat as chlamydia,shotss are not fun.

Recently syphilis. Don't like it, this thing can destroy your dick. Not as easy to diagnose and treat.

Herpes, it's ok, it just sucks when you get an outbreak.

HIV, it really sucks when you catch it, because you are in pain for months and everyone notices. Basicallly is like wearing the scarlet letter. Takes a while to become undetectable with meds. But it's not as bad as it seems adter that. I dont have to worry about catching it and women for some weird reason are ok with fucking me. Some seem to get turned on by it. Women are fucking crazy. This one alone blacked pilled me about women.

I probably have HPV, but dont really know

My Uncle's wife passed away with complications due to Hep C. Destroyed her liver

Jesus, man. You are running out of diseases.

Gotta catch 'em all

So these women legit enjoy fucking a man with HIV? Do you ever not tell the girl?

Just herpes. Pretty sure i was born with it though. Makes me more selective with mates. Probably the least of my worries though. Its like one outbreak a year.

You'd think I'd have something, since I love hookers and have been with probably at least 100 of them, but I've never gotten so much as a cold.

Closest I've come was from a "civilian" from PoF. We fucked, I used a condom, but I did go down on her because she blew me. Texted me the next day to tell me some other dude she fucked had tested positive for chlamyidia and she'd tested positive too. Got tested, was clean. Shit pissed me off, though, because I get tested regularly, I know it takes more than one fucking day to get your results back, so when we fucked, she had to know either she had it, or her results were pending and knew she could've had it and just didn't bother to tell me until after.

Cunt.

Do you still fuck during outbreaks?

I had the same thing happen to me. Came back clean but she said she tested positive for gonorrhea a day after we fucked. I still fuck her though. Shit's too good.

Generally no. But if she already has it there's really not much risk. You cant get herpes twice.

I tell them, by law I have to, but I tell them because I know what it does to them. It get their hamsters spinning, and before you know it they get curious about me. I fucked 2 female roomates when i first found the effects of telling them. It gives you bad boy status. Bitches love bad boys, which is why they fuck criminals.

Yeah, makes sense. How long does it last?

how do you tell them? what do they usually say?

This chick was nothing special, I was just kinda going through some shit, been through a bad breakup not long earlier, so I was basically just fucking whoever I could of PoF, Tinder, OKC, etc. Wasn't ugly, but nothing to write home about. A textbook 5.

The sex was decent, but definitely not worth a repeat after she pulled that shit. Nowadays I just stick to reputable escorts. Better sex anyway and much safer.

>Chalmydia
>STDisease
>Curable

It's an infection moron. And I got it when I lost virginity.

An outbreak usually lasts about two to three weeks. Not really painful or uncomfortable - just embarrassing. Statistically speaking you will probably get it before you turn 60 if you live in the USA.

How'd you get the HIV? Needle? Taking it in the pooper?

none because im a virgin

Yea thats the reality of my situation.
It sucks but whatever

Get out of this bread

That's probably for the best. The girl I still hook up with I have been fucking on and off for years. Kind of hard to stop when I know what I am in for. Besides the whole her being relatively whoreish.

STDs and STIs are damn near the same fucking thing. I'm in the medical field, asshole. No need to specify when everyone either knows or doesn't care.

Right. It's not actually all that scary. Almost everyone gets cold sores, so obviously they have some form of it already.

When we start talking about sex, I tell them that I'm very promiscuous, and that I have HIV. They get into disbelief because most people dont know anyone with HIV and so they dont think I fit the image of one with HIV. They ask if I'm gay, and which I tell them that I'm very much straight. I'm very confident of my sex skills and it reflects on the way I talk about sex. I dont get laid right away, bit eventually their curiosity gets them. Once they know how good I fuck they keep coming. Other women that see this also start wondering. Also, I never wear condoms.

Why not get the proper care?

Nobody cares if you're in the medical field. You saying that doesn't prove anything. You're anonymous and you're attempt at validation is utterly meaningless. You're education was worthless because you couldn't even come to this conclusion before hand.

They're almost the same thing. Just like pens and pencils. Except one is permanent and the other isn't. You wouldn't call one the other so why do it in the medical field where it matters even more, asshole?

So they willingly expose themselves because you're a sex god? I can't believe that entirely, not because you're good/bad at fucking, but because I sure as hell wouldn't fuck a 12/10 if she had HIV. I couldn't bring myself to fuck the best lay in the world is she had HIV.

I just don't want to risk it, especially without 4 condoms. Make it 5.

If I ask for a pencil and get a pen, I really don't give a shit. You're digging too deeply into it, my dude.

They expose themselves because the risk of transmission is nonexistant when you take treatment and are undetectable. I tak genvoya, that shit is awesome, no side effects as far as I can see. Also, again, women are fucking crazy. If you had this, it would black pill you to oblivion. I know it's unbelieavable but it's 100% true. You willl never see women the same way again.

Also, if you're going to insult, try not having so many typos. You look pretty stupid.

You are more likely to win the lotto than get HIV from me. Im safer than a guy who is negative. Because a neg can catch it and not know it, but at least you already caught it an cant spread it.

Women's logic is weird, besides, it's all about the feelings.

That's pretty interesting. I have heard about people getting it on purpose, but never heard stories.

I have fucked close to 16 hookers and have had no stds even got checked months later. Am I super lucky?

Gotta be super lucky bro

Catching HIV has been a true eye opener. It has literally changed my life in many ways. I'm not a sex god but i'm good at what I do, but HIV has gotten me more poon than before. Of course, there are women who reject me and treat me like a plague, but it's amazing how many women dont care
It' s a numbers game

Classic "don't insult me if you have typos reeee"

Fuck off its Sup Forums on a phone while I walk around a hospital. Not gonna spellproof when I'm trying to belittle somebody. That would make me a fag who cares

Jesus fucking Christ America, get your shit together! Dutch guy here, fucked 24 girls, 0 STDs

IM PICKLE RICKKKKK

That's interesting. Do you go for a lot of people? Do you strike out more than get lucky?

Lol, neat.

19 and I got hsv 1. Only 2 outbreaks so far. Feels like my body is getting used to it so far fingers crossed no more out breaks.

That sucks. What's the story?

Strike out more than lucky of course. If I talk to a girl and the conversation steers towards sex I mention it as soon as I can. If I'm out and about and if if a girl asks if i'm daiting someone, i say that i dont date only hook up. Women want guys who fuck, not shy beat around the bush pussies. They like that, and oce i catch their attention, i say im poz. It's more efficient. They either want to fuck me no matter what or they dont. No need to have that courtship dance. I'm just a walking dildo, they want nsa sex. They'll marry the beta fags, but they'll fuck me because i'm "exiting and different".

Okay that makes sense. At least you're upfront with it all. That's super respectful

Women like directness and honesty. Do theses things and you gain their trust, gain their trust and they will believe that you are not dangerous, just dangerous enough to excite them. You know, like a roller coaster. Women are bored with normies.

>had two back to back hookups Sunday/Monday
>used protection both times and both girls told me they were clean
>Tuesday Morning my dick had red areas and a couple painless bumps
>burns to piss
>start panicking
>go to get tested for STIs later that day Tuesday and I'm waiting on the results
>the suspense is killing me. What do I have Sup Forums?

Trust is a pretty big deal. Are you interested in dating in the near future? If so, would you want her to be positive as well or does that matter?

Mayne nothing. Rug burn?

Herpes, the burning is due to urithritis can be transmitted through oral sex or just skin to skin contact

>This comment killed me

I already have herpes because I get cold sores, doesn't that mean I have antibodies and I can't get it again?

That's what the clinic girl told me or maybe I misunderstood

Like the diseases he has will

Dont want to date, i dont really have a high regard of women now. Very dissapointed at western women, and I advice all men to not give them much attention either. They are not worth for shit. And I dont care what their status is, either way they will lie. They all lie, all the fucking time. Treat them like children because that's what they are.

Ive had sex with 150 plus women (vast majority from tinder and recently from bumble), never got tested. Probably have something that doesn't show symptons in guys.
Converted a Korean girl on Sunday, and tonight I had a second date with a hot Saudi girl where I went to her place and we fooled around (no sex cause she's muslin and virgin) but did everything else including fingering her ass. Saudi girls a 24 y.o. doctor in the "observer" phase with a place that costs 10 times the rent of my place each month. Life is pretty good.

You will breakout from time to time, especially if you get exposed again

IDGAF

one of those bitches...

Maybe it wasnt herpies, its been over a year and no new breakout, just the one time.

I have been lied to a lot, but I still have a bit of hope that I will get a good one. It's a painful ordeal though. Either way, that's gotta be a little lonely right?

*an asymptomatic man

I got crabs once. Felt really bad. Also got it from a dude.. first and probably last time..

Nice shoop

Can you pass HPV to a woman having sex only once.... No condom?

Crabs is too easy to get rid of

Everybody gets one

There is no hope, try all you want, you will only find my truth. And it's not so bad, just make sure you get a vasectomy first. I love being lonely

The genital wart most people get just look like small black moles. Usually just one or two. Most people don't even realize they are HPV.

Already got 1 kiddo. Hopefully the clap twice has made me sterile.

People get them on their face and don't realize it.