Me being a fucking loser greentext

me being a fucking loser greentext

>be me
>graduated uni
>broke as fuck 22 year old
>back in my piece of shit hometown
>desperately need a nut
>match with 20 bots on tinder
>3 whales
>1 18 year old who looks like a complete slut
>high school dropout
>short hair, perky small face
>petite white girl body
>both times i message her shes drinking during the week
>invite her to an old rundown skatepark
>sounds like shit but its by the beach and town centre
>and all i have to do here is skate
>borrow my brothers shitty broken down van
>i go over to pick her up and she has 2 friends with her
>no doubt because i look suspect as fuck picking her up in a van
>one friend kind of scene looking girl with long hazel hair and piercings
>other friend has this pink hair, frilly skirt with long socks, looks like a cringy weeb
>they all get in the back
>feel like a taxi driver talking to them
>pink hair friend is a trans dude, no doubt from the voice
>start to wonder if the whole trans thing actually is an epidemic
>i just focus on talking to tinder girl
>she asks if i brought drinks
>at 18 you can buy liquor here but she's just broke af
>getting honeypotted but bet that I can still nut and go
>end up hanging out like a bunch of teen friends
>i eat shit on my skateboard and she rushes to help me
>only redeemable thing shes done
>otherwise i feel like some kind of shitty daycare service
>after confirming im not a 50 year old sex offender she invites me to her place next friday

cont. . .
pic unrelated just a much hotter version of hazel girl

Hope you pretyped this shit

doubtful

>friday comes
>spend literally 5 days playing vidya, wanking in a disgusting depressive binge in the meantime
>she has this kind of shitty outhouse to hang out in
>introduces me to her friends
>there's only 7 of them but it's like looking at the severely autistic reject high school group
>1 morbidly obese chick
>2 trap looking faggots
>the original tinder girl who i've established as being a new age emo
>the hazelnut hair best girl because of lack of autism
>a plain looking shy girl i cant even talk to
>another dude who seems like the severely friend zoned type
>most start knocking back shots like they're fucking suicidal
>better than having to talk to them
>get on the couch with my depressed mentally ill tinder girl
>she doesn't shut up about how she cuts herself, has issues, etc
>try to blend in by saying "yeah fuck that shit, being 18 sucks" etc
>tells me shes bi
>naturally say i don't believe it
>she brings the hazel haired girl over and starts to awkwardly make out with her
>not bad regardless
>decide to be alpha and say "that's not how it's done" then start making out with her
>works well
>end up having a full session with the hazel girl in addition to her
>first time i actually pulled 2 girls like this
>feel proud yet still strongly ashamed at myself
>still most action ive had in months
>i say we should go to her room
>says we have to stay out here because her parents are inside
>it's then i notice the other friends doing shit with each other
>gay boys kissing
>friend zone guy and shy girl
>getting bad vibes
>whale friend brings out spin the bottle
>with my shitty vodka bottle already emptied no less
>beta kid is up first
>goes straight to the gay pink haired boi
>my expression is something between a smirk, a cringe and anxiety
>they kiss
>fuck this shit
>say "hey look im not interested in kissing and dudes alright"
>"it's just a kiss user"
>it was this moment i realized i just contracted mouth herpes

cont . . .

Bump

Bumperino

Type faster bitch

pmuB

Bump

Bump

>my turn
>spin onto tinder girl
>everyone was pecking but she slips tongue in
>at least im in
>beta dude lands on me
>what are you fucking gay?
>cant say shit though
>endure it for the sure-thing pussy later tonight
>first kiss with a dude
>this shame will stick with me for life
>this was notihng compared to the pink haired trap
>something about it was so much more disturbing
>not attractive at all, felt sick
>im throwing back rum and coke to burn the disgust away
>things get weirder
>they start making requests and skipping
>they dare me to grope whalelords tits
>surprisingly this is the thing that made me want to bail most
>i negotiate into going for tinder girl instead
>she has small tits
>they're great but kind of awkward in this situation
>her embarrassment was the most attractive part of her though
>end up doing gay shit like getting cream eaten off me by the sexually confused gay boys
>at this point i just dont care anymore
>ready to blame it on the alcohol but i know full well what im doing
>sit back down to both arms around tinder girl and hazel girl
>this is going to be my first threesome to atone for these sins
>everyone is more or less naked
>ive got bad vibes for some kind of bi orgy about to go down
>knew autistic kids were like this
>take the girls back to the couch now
>making out and fingering is going down
>in my boxer briefs feeling cold as fuck
>the 2 gayboys and beta kids are couples and around the corner so i figure this will be fine
>whale girl by herself though lul
>concentrate on just smashing these girls
>awkward as fuck getting hard with literally 3 gay guys in the same room
>

cont. . . .
p.s sorry for being slow as fuck

>p.s sorry for being slow as fuck

you should be

Why no pretyping faggot?

Ps you should have wrote this down before coming here. but if you got some pics of the whole orgy thing then you're good

Bump

Hurry up nigger

Ya I wouldn't mind seeing some pics

Bump

bump

I dont care how long this takes
Good keks are being had

Well I'm loving this story user

More, please

This is usually about the point in the story when OP bails for no good reason.

Pre-type your green text, folks. Should never have gone out of practice.

Agreed

Inb4 everyone walk the dinosaur.

Pics or it didnt happen faggot.
>that and HURRY YOUR ASS!!!

Lol. Dont jynx it dickfuck.

lets finish the green text, OP is probably talking out his ass anyway

loving this. please continue.

you sound very insecure about your sexuality dood, why do gays make you feel uncomfortable? could it be unrequited urges that you harbor in the back of your mind? maybe a slight attraction to those... *feminine* penises?

>not pretyping
>on fucking Sup Forums
God damn it user now I gotta keep your thread alive

So far it seems believable, I'm here for the read

The fag is strong in this one.

Am gay, please continue

Not OP, but I’ve been hugged by gay boys before and I’ve hugged gay boys too. I’ve also been naked in a hot tub with my str8 pals. Not even a stiffie any of those times, now if they were to start macking on me or try to stroke my cock, that’s a bit too far. Plus watching people make out is a bit uncomfortable.

Excuse me I believe you're holding some greentext for me

seemed kinda reasonable to me, he didn't seem to mind that the gaybois were there until he was gonna have to kiss em.

wew lad that is some seriously retarded shit man
Where do you live

>im getting blown by these girls
>feel true success in my life for the first time
>dont feel so shit about being a loser for the past 2 months
>smash tinder girls ass into my face
>slip a condom on and tinder girl is first
>they're both on the pill thank fuck
>no whisky dick either
>she starts riding me
>dont give a shit about the means anymore
>tell hazel girl to sit on my face
>she obliges
>convinced ive ascended into alpha status
>hazel girl fucking loves it
>suffocating on ass
>never felt so entranced in sex before
>the past years of my life have been a waste
>tinder girl is off
>takes off condom and starts sucking
>panic because only have 1 spare condom and its a shit one
>otherwise convinced everything is fine
>after a solid minute i hear giggling
>who the fuck is giggling
>try to move hazel girl but she doesnt want to
>something is wrong
>lift her off
>fuck me
>fucking pink haired gay boy is sucking me off
>tinder girl is behind him filming
>my mind just blanks out
>kick him in the face and jump up
>im just saying what the fuck repeatedly
>tinder girl has this shit eating smile on her face
>im have some genuine primal instinct cavemen rage ive never felt before
>she tries to run but i grab her arm
>dick still up and everything
>grab her phone
>end and delete video but its being slow as fuck
>quickly turns from ha-ha to her being pissed as well
>she starts autisticly screaming
>rest of room is staring

cont . . .
also, i would never bother typing this shit out if i didnt start posting first

FUCK YOU OP

I'm sorry, typing is shit on my phone. Tskr this for now

>primal instinct cavemen rage
my sides, user

haha xd funny

Because you're a worthless newfag nignug.
>btw, good job on not being a fucking twink.

xD

>11215506_862852780437223_4286411075456797010_n.jpg
Ayy lma0 X ty for the night

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XDD
you're so funny user XDDXd

>be OP
>be a faggot

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are you retarded?

i mean, i do that shit on my days off (Although i dont smoke nor unfit)

i do agree jacking off too much can fuck you up and make you lose drive in getting shit done.

affirmative

The pics are demo moron

Not op but he doesnt mention pic related lol

Well who are these too ladies?

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Exactly I don't know what he's on about

The middle girl is really cute. I'd definitely fuck that granny looking blue haired girl just to get her to sit on my face. I'd let the trap suck me off too if I didn't know it was him.

You are a homo.

OP is a fucking queer holy shit

The pics are there to paint a picture you fucking retards

wow op

just here for the screencap.
OP is not being a faggot on this day

Intermission porn

You are gay now OP

You're retarded.

no, that's exactly how you described those girls and they're actually found on facebook. You got got

op is a phag

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Shut the fuck up and listen to the story

You liked the twink fags suck more than the girl you fucking fag.

He's not gay if he doesn't know

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I'm not op. The pics were a close match obviously, all you have to do is Google to get pics to help people visualize how fucking new are you?

maybe if OP would type faster...

Ok guys this is autistic enough, I'll screencap it

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OP here. Dude, that was the actual pic of the three girls. The rest of them were obviously just bump pics, but that one was actually those girls.

TYPE THE STORY FUCKFACE!!!!

gimme gimme screencap

Spiderman zombie killed by sandman. Nice comic series

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I need more green text. OP please oblige

cont the green u faggot tell me u beat his ass

You fucking TYPE MOAR OF THE STORY, ASSWIPE

I'm here for story not bullshit

>embarrassing as all fuck
>video deletes
>shes hitting me
>gay boy sitting on the floor holding face
>hazel girl just staring at me
>whole situation is fucked
>feel like im in the middle of a fucking domestic disturbance
>dick has shriveled up and has a nasty mixture of spit, pussy and gay spit on it
>tinder girl tells me to fuck off
>"fuck yeah im going to fuck off, fuck" is all that comes to mind
>cant stop saying fuck
>the whole room is silent as i find my clothes and pull them onto myself
>grab my rum and realize i drove here
>take one look at the obese naked girl sitting there staring at me
>realize this is probably rock bottom
>silently walk out
>see her parents sitting on the couch watching tv as i go
>fuck me
>decide to drive car a couple blocks away for good measure
>first time ive had to drive after drinking i know im retarded
>walk home for 30 minutes thinking about everything while sobering up
>realize i hardly even had sex for more than 5 minutes
>wash off but still feel like shit


this all happened this evening. this is the first decent sex story i can somewhat brag about i guess
i just made a discord if you want to ask or whatever you filth bags thatloserguy#6212

also, the pic of the 3 girls is just another random in my wankbank like every other i posted

Fucking newfag niggerfaggot

This was the 'real' Spider-Man from his dimension. Remember zombie Spider-Man ate everyone and dipped and sandman thought his Spider-Man was the cannibal.

OP, what the fuck? If you did respect yourself at first, situations like this wouldnt happen. I would prefer to be virgin than you

Jesus fucking Christ nigga

do we at least have pictures of the trap

What the fuck! At least you got to kick that cockhead in the face. Chin up mate, could have been worse hahaha

....should have fucked that fat girl..would have easily been your wife...all that shit going on you would be her superman

Sounds like you got sexually assaulted. Talk to a lawyer.

5/7 top kek

a male? sexually assaulted? no-one is gonna believe that.

they might because it was by another guy, but then again, the fact that girls were involved probably means no

user, leave it.